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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

GMO Fuel F2

The only thing more inbred than royal families is this strai

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Garlic Nap with Benefits)

GMO Fuel F3

GMO Fuel F3 is Red Scare Seed Co’s love letter to anyone who

THC 25%
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⚡ Ultra-Premium Hybrid

GMO Fuel F4

Red Scare Seed Co. basically weaponized cannabis with GMO Fu

THC 30-40%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

GMO Fuel F5

Red Scare's GMO Fuel F5 is what happens when you let mad sci

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Gmo Jelly

Imagine if your grandma’s garlic knots had a messy one-night

THC 15-25%
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🔯 Ultra-Orthodox Couch-Lock

GMO Kosher

DNA Genetics blessed us with GMO Kosher, an indica so potent

THC 28%
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🐲 Garlic-Breath Hybrid

GMO Kush

GMO Kush is what happens when breeders let a Kush and a clov

THC 25-28%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

GMO Kush

GMO Kush smells like a gas station sushi roll rolled in onio

THC 23-28%
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🧄🍪 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Kush Mints

Imagine if a New Jersey diner served garlic knots and Thin M

THC 24-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Mai Tai

Imagine a luau where the grill master accidentally doused th

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GMO OG

GMO OG is the strain that made your dealer apologize for how

THC 24%
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🧄 Couch-Lock OG

GMO OG

GMO OG is what happens when Garlic Cookies and OG Kush have

THC 10-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

GMO Oz

Imagine if a gas station sushi roll had a baby with a garlic

THC 23-30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Switzerland in a Jar')

GMO Pie

Raw Genetics basically asked, “What if a mechanic’s armpit a

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

Gmo Pie

Imagine someone dunked a garlic knot in cherry pie filling a

THC 22-28%
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🧄 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO Pop

GMO Pop is what happens when a stinky garlic breath collides

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Garlic-Forward Couch Magnet

GMO Punch

GMO Punch is the strain that proves you can absolutely get k

THC 16%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

GMO Punch

Imagine if a gas station burrito and a grape Jolly Rancher h

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Pure Couch Magnet

GMO Rainbow

Imagine if a rainbow had commitment issues and married GMO—b

THC 20%
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🌈 Hybrid (Garlic Candy Chaos)

GMO Rainbowz

Imagine if a stoner Willy Wonka dipped garlic bread in Skitt

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

GMO Rootbeer

Imagine if A&W hired a mad chemist who moonlights in diesel

THC 20-25%
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🍺 Hybrid (aka 'Garlic Soda')

GMO Rootbeer

Imagine someone poured a can of Barq’s over a clove of garli

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cola

GMO Rootbeer x NL2

Imagine if A&W hired a mad chemist who laced every fountain

THC 18-25%
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🧄 Hybrid (Garlic-Diesel Knockout)

GMO S1

GMO S1 is basically GMO’s narcissistic twin—she pollinated h

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gmo Sherb Crasher

Imagine if a gas station sushi roll got high on its own supp

THC 22-30%
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🔵 Indica (a.k.a. Garlic Ice Cream for Sad Adults)

GMO Sherbet

Imagine dunking a garlic knot in rainbow sherbet, then makin

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GMO Shoes

GMO Shoes is the strain that makes you forget where you put

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Hybrid That Hits Like a Sith Lord

GMO Skywalker

Imagine if Garlic Bread and a Wookiee had a baby, then force

THC 24-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

GMO TK Skunk

Imagine if a tire fire had a baby with a French restaurant a

THC 20-28%
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🤝 Unholy Hybrid

GMO Trophy Wife

GMO Trophy Wife is what happens when a gas-station garlic kn

THC 22-28%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

GMO Tropical Reign CBD

Imagine if a garlic bagel and a piña colada had a baby, then

THC 7%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO UFO

GMO UFO is what happens when Equilibrium Genetics decides yo

THC 28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

GMO x Animal Cookies

Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into a bakery—then apologi

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Flavor Bomb

GMO x Blueberry

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry pie got hijacked by a diese

THC 23-30%
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🟢 Sativa (We Swear)

GMO x Bubba Kush

Ripper Seeds took a strain that normally knocks you out (Bub

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GMO x Hazy Lady #13

Imagine if a gas station had a baby with a farmers market an

THC 20%
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🎬 Couch-Lock Cinema Kush

GMO x Hollywood

Cookie Fam’s latest blockbuster crosses garlic-mushroom-onio

THC 20%
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🧄💨 Garlic-Breath Hybrid

GMO x Larry OG

Imagine Cheech & Chong catered your Nonna’s family dinner—ga

THC 23-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

GMO x MAC

Capulator basically Frankensteined the dankest parts of two

THC 25%
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🧄🍊 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

GMO x MAC

GMO x MAC is what happens when a gas station hot dog and a c

THC 20-30%
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🧄🔥 50/50 Chaos Hybrid

GMO x MAC F2

The love-child of garlic-breath GMO and Instagram-favorite M

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Coconut Shell

Gmo X Mai Tai

Imagine someone dunked a garlic knot in a piña colada and th

THC 24-30%
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🧄🍊 Garlic-Citrus Couchlock

GMO x Mimosa

Imagine if your breakfast mimosa and last night's garlic kno

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

GMO X Motorbreath

This Ripper Seeds mash-up is what happens when you let a gar

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chef’s Special

GMO x Oreoz

Imagine if a Michelin-starred Italian restaurant and a Hoste

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Funk & Candy Collision)

GMO x OZ

Imagine a stoner science fair where someone crossed a diesel

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

GMO x Oz Kush

Imagine your garlic bread made out with a bag of Skittles in

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% sativa / 45% indica)

GMO X Platinum Kush Mints

Motherland Genetics spent 18 months and 200+ crosses perfect

THC 22-26%

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