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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

GMO x Purple Punch

Imagine if a garlic diesel truck crashed into a grape slushi

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

GMO x Purple Punch

This Ripper Seeds masterpiece is what happens when you let a

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

GMO x Sherb Crasher

Seed Junky Genetics spent three years perfecting this stank

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Command Center

GMO x Skywalker OG

Imagine if Darth Vader’s favorite snack was roasted garlic c

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Sativa

GMO x Strawnana

Imagine garlic diesel got drunk at a smoothie bar and starte

THC 21%
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⚖️ Type-II Russian-Roulette Hybrid

GMO x Trophy Wife

GMO x Trophy Wife is the cannabinoid equivalent of putting a

THC 30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

GMO X White Larry

The lovechild of stank-ass GMO and bougie White Larry, this

THC 20-25%
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🧟‍♂️ Indica-Heavy Hybrid

GMO x Zombie Kush

Imagine if a garlic diesel truck collided with a lavender zo

THC 20-28%
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🌈 Hybrid Mash-Up

GMO Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a tire shop and forgot to open

THC 20%
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🔴 Pure Indica (a.k.a. The Couch Magnet)

GMO Zkittlez

Imagine someone soaked a garlic knot in diesel, rolled it in

THC 25%
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🧄 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

GMO'z

GMO'z is what happens when stinky GMO Cookies hooks up with

THC 10-20%
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🟢 Sativa

GMOB

GMOB is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a lab

THC 22%
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🔵 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

GMOB

GMOB is Trade Wind Seed Company’s love letter to doing absol

THC 18%
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⚫️ Indica-leaning Garlic-Berry Grenade

GMOB

GMOB is what happens when Garlic Cookies and Mother of Berri

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GMOG

GMOG is what happens when Garlic Cookies and OG Kush have a

THC 22-30%
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🟣 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

GMojeez

GMojeez is what happens when breeders lock GMO and some myst

THC 20-24%
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🟢 Hybrid (Garlic-Cookie-Banana Mash-Up)

Gmonana

Imagine someone hot-boxed a diner kitchen with garlic knots,

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Gmoreoz Auto

Gmoreoz Auto is what happens when GMO’s garlic breath crashe

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Gnar Dog

Gnar Dog is the espresso shot of weed—bred by Pisces Genetic

THC 28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gnarly Cheezuz

Gnarly Cheezuz smells like someone left a wheel of Limburger

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gnarvana

Meet Gnarvana, the strain that sounds like a failed 90's ext

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gnasha

Gnasha is Big Head Seeds’ love letter to anyone who consider

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Gnf Sleestak X Skunk X10

Imagine a skunk wearing a vintage space helmet, spray-citrus

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

GNL-Special

The Global Seedbank spent a decade engineering GNL-Special l

THC 18%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Couch Lock

Gnomo

Gnomo is the cannabis equivalent of a garden gnome that punc

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica in Disguise

Go Go Guava

Go Go Guava is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy smoothie

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Goan Kish

Crafted by Mr H Genetics as a love letter to sleepy beach na

THC 23%
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🔶 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Goat

Meet the strain that started as a Kansas bedroom accident an

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Goat Breath

Goat Breath is what happens when OGKB and Mendo Breath hook

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Indica

Goat Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger went on vacation to Hawaii a

THC 26-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goat Cookies

Meet Goat Cookies—the strain that sounds like a barnyard bak

THC 20%
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🐐 Sativa Missile

Goat Dog

At 40% THC, Goat Dog isn’t a strain—it’s a dare. This AlpinS

THC 40%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Goat Fuel

Meet Goat Fuel—the strain that huffs so much gas it should c

THC 27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Goat Gas

Goat Gas smells like someone hot-boxed a barn with diesel ex

THC 19-24%
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⚗️ Goat-Fueled Hybrid

Goat Gas

Goat Gas is what happens when Golden Goat and a bucket of di

THC 20%
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🐐 Balanced Hybrid

Goat Piss

Third Eye Genetics named this one Goat Piss because apparent

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Sativa That Smells Like a Barn

Goat Piss

Meet Goat Piss, the strain that screams "I smoke what I want

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goat Piss by Rainja

A strain so pungent it could clear a petting zoo, Goat Piss

THC 18%
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🔶 Sativa-Dominant

Goat Scout Cookies

Meet the strain that convinced your brain to run a marathon

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Sativa

Goat Stomper

Goat Stomper is what happens when Irie Genetics decides your

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Goat Weed

The accidental love-child of Island Sweet Skunk and Hawaiian

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Goat x GDP

Shoreline Genetics basically asked, “What if a barnyard smel

THC 15-25%
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🟢 100% Sativa Energy Drink

Goat-Orade

Meet Goat-Orade, the sativa that’s basically Gatorade for yo

THC 18-22%
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🐐 Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock with Benefits)

Goatherder

Goatherder is the strain that gently tases your neurons then

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Goatlato Auto

Goatlato Auto is what happens when breeders ask "What if a g

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Chaos

Goatwreck Haze

Named like a barnyard disaster, Goatwreck Haze is the sativa

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Gobbstopper

Gobbstopper is Willy Wonka’s couch-lock special: a purple nu

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica Power Nap

Goblet of Fire

The strain that won the Triwizard Tournament of couchlock. E

THC 18-22%

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