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🟣 Indica-Dominant

God's Lemon Skunk

Imagine if Lemon Pledge and a skunk had a baby in a grow ten

THC 30%
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🟣 Holy Couch-Lock Indica

God's OG Kush

God's OG Kush is what happens when a Canadian breeder decide

THC 18-25%
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🌸 Pink-Dyed Powerhouse Hybrid

God's Pink

Imagine your grandma’s prized roses got freaky with a dispen

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Certified Sativa Flex

God's Plan B

When your first plan was 'Netflix and melt into the couch,'

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

God's Poison

God's Poison sounds like the Pope's kryptonite, but it's act

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Lean Hybrid

God's Purple Biker Kush x The Ox

Trichome Kings Frankensteined a leather-clad purple monster

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

God's Space Needle

Named after Seattle's most phallic tourist trap, this 50/50

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant (Yes, really)

God's Strawberry Cough

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and accide

THC 18-24%
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🚂 Hybrid That'll Derail Your Plans

God's Trainwreck

This 25% THC hybrid from Jordan of the Islands is what happe

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

God's Treat

God's Treat is basically the cannabis equivalent of being sw

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

God's Vagina

Aficionado Seed Bank named this one "God's Vagina" because a

THC 20%
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⚡️ Pure Indica

God's White Lightning

Jordan of the Islands basically bottled couch-lock lightning

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Godberry

Godberry is what happens when breeders say "let’s make a str

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goddamn Lie

Goddamn Lie is what happens when scientists get high on thei

THC 23%
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🟣 Indica-ish

Goddess

Meet Goddess—the strain that sounds like it should come with

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Goddess Kali

The Mary Jane equivalent of chamomile tea with a PhD in myth

THC 8%
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⚫ Pure Indica Don

Godfather

This isn't your nonna’s Chianti—Godfather is the indica that

THC 30-34%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant OG Overlord

Godfather Bomb

Bomb Seeds took the already-ruthless Godfather OG and cross-

THC 22-26%
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⚫ Old-School Indica Don

Godfather Kush

The Don of all OGs has arrived, and it's whacking stress lik

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Indica-Dominant Don

Godfather OG

Meet the Don of all OGs—the strain that'll have you kissing

THC 28-33%
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🔫 Indica Don

Godfather OG

Meet the strain that puts your nervous system in concrete bo

THC 19-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Don

Godfather OG

Meet the Don of Dank—Godfather OG clocks in at a staggering

THC 30-34%
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⚖️ Hybrid That Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse

Godfather OG

This 34% THC heavy-hitter from Kingsmen Genetics isn't askin

THC 34%
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⚫ Pure Indica Don

Godfather OG

Meet the strain that kneecaps your motivation and leaves you

THC 30-34%
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⚫ Indica Heavyweight

Godfather OG

Nicknamed "The Don of All OGs," this 30% THC enforcer doesn’

THC 28-32%
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🔫 Indica Don

Godfather OG

The Don of all OGs has arrived, and it’s here to put your ne

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica Don

Godfather OG

Meet the Tony Soprano of weed—Godfather OG clocks in at a mu

THC 30-34%
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🔫 Ruderalis-Assisted Hybrid

Godfather OG Autoflower

The Don of autoflowers shows up late, brings 25% THC, and st

THC 18-25%
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🔫 OG Indica

Godfather OG by Zamnesia

The Don of couch-lock has arrived, and it’s wearing pin-stri

THC 20-28%
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⚫ OG Indica with a Therapist

Godfather OG CBD

Meet the strain that puts the ‘calm’ in consigliere—Godfathe

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Sleepy-Purple Indica

Godfather Purps

Meet the Don of do-nothing weed: Godfather Purps at 25% THC

THC 25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cathedral

Godhead

Godhead is what happens when Bodhi Seeds decides to bottle t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Godiss

Godiss is what happens when cannabis breeders get petty in t

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Godz By Cannabis Genetics

Godz is the strain that answers the age-old question: "What

THC 21%
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🟣 Spanish Couch-Lock Monster

Godzilla

Bred by Caña de España, Godzilla isn't here to destroy Tokyo

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica Monster

Godzilla

Godzilla is the indica that shows up uninvited, sits on your

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Monster

Godzilla Blood

This 24% THC kaiju of a sativa will have you stomping throug

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Monster

Godzilla Blue

Godzilla Blue is the kaiju of cannabis—equal parts couch-eat

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Glue Indica

Godzilla Breath x White Lightning

Sweet Tooth Seeds basically Frankensteined two indica legend

THC 19-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lockasaurus Rex

Godzilla Bx2 Da Glue

This isn’t your nephew’s glitter-bomb Zkittlez—this is the O

THC 25%
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🦖 Auto Hybrid

Godzilla Cookies Auto

This auto-flower doesn’t just knock, it kaiju-kicks your doo

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Beast

Godzilla Glue

Meet the strain that stomped Tokyo and your tolerance in one

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Kaiju-Grade Sativa

Godzilla Glue #45

Meet the strain that makes other sativas look like plush toy

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Godzilla Glue 4

Godzilla Glue 4 is the strain that asks "What if a couch-loc

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Godzilla Glue 4

This 55/45 hybrid from Herbies Seeds is basically Original G

THC 20%
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🦖 Hybrid Kaiju

Godzilla Glue 44

This radioactive love-child of GG4 and Hawaiian genetics wil

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Godzilla Grape

Godzilla Grape is the strain that stomps your evening plans

THC 10-15%
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🦖 Hybrid Kaiju

Godzilla Super Glue

Godzilla Super Glue doesn't just stick to your fingers—it bo

THC 25-30%

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