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🤝 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Gold Daytons

Meet Gold Daytons—the strain that looks like it was dipped i

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gold Digger

Gold Digger is Karma Genetics' latest excuse to stay horizon

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Gold Digger

Gold Digger is the strain equivalent of marrying for money—f

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica in a Tuxedo T-Shirt

Gold Dropz

Gold Dropz is the strain equivalent of eating Skittles for d

THC 18-26%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Gold Dropz By Compound Genetics

Gold Dropz is the strain that convinced your plug to start c

THC 20%
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🥇 Indica (Budget Division)

Gold Fighter

Gold Fighter is the strain equivalent of a gentle back rub f

THC 5-8%
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🟡 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I Can't Decide, So Neither Can This Plant')

Gold Francs

Gold Francs is what happens when breeders try to make weed t

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gold Glue

Gold Glue is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gold Honey

Gold Honey is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
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🟡 Boutique Hybrid

Gold Juice

Gold Juice is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy password—

THC 20-27%
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🟡 Sativa

Gold Kush By Us Skunkx

Think your morning coffee is strong? Gold Kush just laughed,

THC 20%
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🟡 Indica-Leaning Hybrid That Can’t Decide

Gold Leaf

Gold Leaf is the cannabis equivalent of a golden retriever i

THC 10-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gold Leaf

Gold Leaf is the ‘easy button’ of cannabis—built by Dutch ma

THC 18-24%
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🥇 Autoflowering Indica-ish Thing

Gold Leaf Autoflower

Meet Gold Leaf Auto, the strain that flowers faster than you

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Gold Miner's Daughter

The love-child of a pickaxe, a pine tree, and whatever Ruder

THC 18%
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🔶 Indica

Gold OG

Gold OG is the bougie cousin who shows up to Thanksgiving in

THC 15-25%
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🥇 Hybrid (aka “Pickaxe Optional”)

Gold Rush

Gold Rush is the only treasure hunt where the map leads stra

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Sativa

Gold Rush

Named after the era when people lost their minds over shiny

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. whatever the plug says)

Gold Rush

Gold Rush is the strain equivalent of a Tinder profile that

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Outdoor Sativa

Gold Rush Outdoor

Gold Rush Outdoor is what happens when Dutch breeders decide

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Gold Standard by Tiger Trees

Gold Standard is the strain your Type-A friend swears lets t

THC 20%
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🌟 Certified Overachiever Sativa

Gold Star

Gold Star is what happens when a straight-A sativa gets vote

THC 25%
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🍏 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who Knows, Bro')

Golden Apple

Golden Apple is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Certified Sativa

Golden Apple Haze

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got possessed by a motivatio

THC 18-22%
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🍏 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Caramel Apple)

Golden Applez

Golden Applez is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into wee

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Golden Berry

DNA Genetics basically bottled liquid sunshine and forgot to

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (they named it wrong on purpose)

Golden Boy

Golden Boy is Seach Medical Group's glittery middle finger t

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Chaos

Golden Brown By Hyp3rids

Golden Brown is what happens when Hyp3rids lets their sativa

THC 18-22%
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🧘‍♂️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Golden Buddha

A three-way love-child of ruderalis, indica and sativa that

THC 18%
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🟡 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Golden Canary

Meet Golden Canary: the strain that flowers faster than your

THC 18%
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⚖️ CBD-Balanced Autoflower Hybrid

Golden CBD Auto

Meet Golden CBD Auto—the strain that finishes flowering befo

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Certified Sativa

Golden Child

The strain your overachieving friend won't shut up about—Gol

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like a Hybrid with Imposter Syndrome)

Golden Child

Golden Child is the strain equivalent of that overachiever i

THC 18%
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🟤 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Golden Chocolate

Golden Chocolate is the strain for people who want their wee

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Day-Ruiner

Golden Cloud

Golden Cloud is the strain that convinced a generation of st

THC 18-22%
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🐍 Sativa

Golden Cobra

Golden Cobra is the espresso martini of weed: sleek, loud, a

THC 18%
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🐍 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Golden Cobra

Golden Cobra is the strain equivalent of a jungle cat wearin

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Golden Cookies

Golden Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating a whole bo

THC 20%
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🌞 Sativa

Golden Cookies

Golden Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies skips

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Crisp

Golden Crisp is Elev8 Seeds' attempt at making a strain that

THC 12-18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Golden Dabloonz

Imagine if a leprechaun got bored guarding cereal and starte

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Sunrise

Golden Dawn

Golden Dawn is the indica that greets you like a warm sunris

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa

Golden Diesel

Golden Diesel is what happens when Norden Seeds decides your

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Golden Dog

Meet Golden Dog, the strain that couldn't decide between cou

THC 18-22%
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🐉 Sativa Dominant

Golden Dragon

Golden Dragon is SnowHigh's attempt to weaponize sunshine: 7

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Dragon

Legend says Golden Dragon was forged in clandestine grow lab

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Golden Dreams

Golden Dreams is the strain equivalent of hitting snooze on

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa

Golden Dust

Golden Dust is what happens when mad scientists decide Red B

THC 22-26%

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