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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Golden Fortunes

Golden Fortunes is DNA Genetics’ glitter-bomb gift to anyone

THC 20-24%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Golden Gage

Golden Gage is basically a triple-shot espresso wearing a ci

THC 23%
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⚡️High-Octane Hybrid

Golden Gas

Picture OG Kush and a lemon meringue pie rear-ending a diese

THC 15-25%
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⛽ Couch-Lock OG

Golden Gas

Golden Gas is what happens when Sour Diesel and OG Kush have

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Golden Gate Gangster

Golden Gate Gangster isn't just a name—it's a threat. This 2

THC 20-22%
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👻 Pure Sativa Specter

Golden Ghost

Meet Golden Ghost, Root Orgin's answer to the question "What

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa

Golden Girl

Meet Golden Girl, the Connecticut-bred sativa that’s basical

THC 22%
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🏳️‍🌈 Pure Indica (Your Couch’s New Best Friend)

Golden Girls

Golden Girls is basically the cannabis equivalent of a hug f

THC 20-27%
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🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Golden Gloves

Golden Gloves is the boxing champion of mids—18% THC, zero r

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Dress

Golden Glue

Golden Glue is what happens when GG4 knocks up a citrus prom

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Golden Goat

Imagine a caffeinated Tropicana bottle that learned to grow

THC 18%
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🐐 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Golden Goat

Golden Goat is what happens when a Hawaiian vacation and a C

THC 15-25%
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🐐 Pure Sativa

Golden Goat

Meet Golden Goat—the strain that proves sativas can party wi

THC 18%
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🐐 Balanced Hybrid (60/40-ish)

Golden Goat

Imagine if a pineapple and a skunk had a baby, then that bab

THC 18%
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🐐 Sativa-Leanin' Hybrid

Golden Goat

Golden Goat is what happens when Island Sweet Skunk and Hawa

THC 18-23%
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🐐 Sativa-Dominant Backcross

Golden Goat Bx

Golden Goat Bx is what happens when breeders decide regular

THC 20-25%
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🔆 Sativa That Forgot How to Chill

Golden Goat Bx2

Meet the bougie sequel to the Midwest’s favorite hay-bale-tu

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Sativa

Golden Goat X Creamsicle

Imagine your childhood creamsicle grew up, discovered psyche

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Indica-Weighted Polyhybrid

Golden Goatsour Lifesaver X White Widowafghan

The love-child of a tropical vacation and a hash brick that

THC 23%
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🥣 Couch-Lock Cereal Milk

Golden Grahams

Golden Grahams is the strain you smoke when you want to eat

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Golden Gramz

Golden Gramz is the strain for anyone who wants their weed t

THC 18-22%
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🍇⚡ Boutique Hybrid

Golden Grape

Golden Grape is the strain equivalent of a hypebeast drop—li

THC 26%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid w/ Champagne Problems

Golden Grapes

Golden Grapes is the cannabis equivalent of a brunch mimosa—

THC 18-26%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Golden Haze

Golden Haze is Dr. Greenthumb's love letter to anyone who's

THC 18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Golden Haze

Golden Haze is what happens when Green Bodhi decides your to

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Time Machine

Golden Haze

Golden Haze is what happens when a bunch of equatorial sativ

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Golden Haze

Golden Haze is what happens when The Devil’s Harvest Seed Co

THC 18%
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🟡 Sativa

Golden Haze

This mysterious sativa from the breeders "Unknown or Legenda

THC 18-24%
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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Golden Haze

Golden Haze is what happens when a Colombian Gold and a clas

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Golden Healing

Golden Healing is what happens when a Swazi landrace goes to

THC 17-24%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Golden Highland Thai by Hyp3rids

This isn’t your hippie uncle’s Thai stick—it’s what happens

THC 18%
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🌅 Anytime Hybrid

Golden Hour

Named after Instagram’s favorite lighting, Golden Hour is th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Hour by Legendary Hybrids

Golden Hour is what happens when breeders try to bottle a be

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa Royalty

Golden King by SnowHigh Seeds

Meet Golden King—the strain that convinced a generation of s

THC 20%
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🟡 Indica

Golden Kiss

Golden Kiss is the cannabis equivalent of a summer fling—bri

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Golden Kush

Golden Kush is SnowHigh's attempt to turn your living room i

THC 18-22%
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🔶 Gold-Plated Indica

Golden Kush

Golden Kush is the strain equivalent of finding a 24-karat n

THC 27-28%
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🔶 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Golden Kush by Goldenseed

This isn't just weed—it's Goldenseed's VIP pass to the horiz

THC 18-25%
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☀️ 70% Sativa Power Trip

Golden Lei

Golden Lei is basically what happens when SnowHigh Seeds loc

THC 18%
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🍋 Sativa Superstar

Golden Lemon Haze

Imagine if a lemon tree had a one-night stand with a Red Bul

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Golden Lemon Juice

Imagine Arnold Palmer got hammered and decided to body-slam

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Indica (with identity issues)

Golden Lemon Juice

Imagine someone spilled fresh lemonade into a jar of kush an

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemon Drop

Golden Lemons

Golden Lemons is what happens when Crockett Family Farms ask

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Golden Lemons

Golden Lemons is what happens when Lemon Skunk and Jew Gold

THC 25%
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🟣 60% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Golden Lemons

Golden Lemons is what happens when Kosher Kush and Lemon Sku

THC 20-25%
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🔶 Indica in Denial

Golden Lights by Chefs Genetix

Golden Lights is the strain that looks like King Midas sneez

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Lights by Rainja

Imagine if a yoga instructor and a couch had a lovechild—tha

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Monkey

Golden Monkey is what happens when Goldmember and Monkey Spu

THC 20%

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