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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Golden Morn

Golden Morn is what happens when breeders decide coffee is t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Nugget

Golden Nugget is what happens when a gold digger and a botan

THC 18%
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🔆 Sativa-Forward OG Chaos

Golden OG

Golden OG is the strain equivalent of finding out your grump

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Hybrid (60% indica lean)

Golden Oozaru

Golden Oozaru is the strain equivalent of finding out your y

THC 18-24%
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🍪 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Golden Oreoz

Golden Oreoz is what happens when a Girl Scout and a chemist

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Couch-Locked Tropical Vacation

Golden Papaya

Golden Papaya is what happens when 808 Genetics asks, "What

THC 20-27%
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🟡 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Papaya

Golden Papaya is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Golden Papaya

Golden Papaya is the strain equivalent of a beach vacation t

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Knock-Out

Golden Pie

Golden Pie is what happens when a pastry chef and a sleep th

THC 18-22%
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🍍 Sativa

Golden Pineapple

Golden Pineapple is what happens when a fruit salad and a mo

THC 18%
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🍍 Sativa

Golden Pineapple S1

Golden Pineapple S1 is what happens when breeders decide you

THC 18%
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🍍 Sativa with OG Muscle Memory

Golden Pineapple x Secret OG

Picture a tropical vacation where the cabana boy hands you a

THC 28%
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🍍🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Golden Pineapple X Strawberry Shortcake

Imagine a piña colada and a strawberry shortcake had a baby,

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica That Hugs You Like Grandma

Golden Poppy

Golden Poppy is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-23%
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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Golden Pupil

Golden Pupil is MassMedicalStrains’ attempt to create a stra

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Golden Pupil

Golden Pupil is what happens when a Thai sativa crashes a Pu

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Golden Pussy

Golden Pussy by Grateful Seeds is the strain that makes you

THC 18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Fire

Golden PuTang

Golden PuTang is what happens when MassMedicalStrains asks,

THC 20-24%
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🔦 Indica (a.k.a. Couch GPS)

Golden Retriever by Thunderfudge

Golden Retriever is the strain that sits, stays, and then bo

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Golden Runtz by Coool Beans

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said, "Let's make rela

THC 20-24%
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🌞 Sativa

Golden S.A.G.E.

Golden S.A.G.E. is the strain that answers the question, “Wh

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Golden Sands

Golden Sands is Humboldt Seed Company's way of saying 'stop

THC 18-23%
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🟡 100% Sativa (But Still Wears Sunglasses Indoors)

Golden Sativa

Brazilian Seed Company's Golden Sativa is basically what hap

THC 23%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Golden Shower

Named like a niche fetish, Golden Shower delivers a face-sla

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Golden Skwurl

Golden Skwurl is the strain equivalent of a triple espresso

THC 21%
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🔶 Couch-Lock Berry Blast

Golden Strawberries

Imagine strawberry jam and a weighted blanket had a baby—tha

THC 15-25%
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🍓 Sativa

Golden Strawberry

Golden Strawberry is what happens when The Farm Genetics ask

THC 18-23%
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🔴 Indica (That’ll Still Let You Answer the Door)

Golden Strawberry

Golden Strawberry is what happens when a fruit salad gets bl

THC 25-27%
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🟣 Austrian Couch-Lock Express

Golden Sun I

Golden Sun I is what happens when Austrian engineers decide

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Austrian Couch-Lock Express

Golden Sun II

Imagine if the Alps got stoned and decided to grow weed—this

THC 18%
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🍊 Citrusy Weak-Sauce Hybrid

Golden Tangie

Imagine Tangie's loud tangerine perfume distilled into a 5%

THC 5%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Golden Temple Kush

Golden Temple Kush is basically a weighted blanket in plant

THC 18-24%
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🧘‍♂️ Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Cult Classic

Golden Temple Kush

Scott Family Farms basically bottled the feeling of getting

THC 18-24%
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🟣 80% Indica with Identity Issues

Golden Thai

Meet Golden Thai: the strain that cosplays as a sativa but i

THC 22%
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🎫 Sativa

Golden Ticket

Golden Ticket is basically Adderall’s chill cousin who shows

THC 20%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Golden Ticket

Think of it as the golden ticket Charlie never got—because h

THC 16-20%
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🐯 Sativa-heavy Hybrid

Golden Tiger

Golden Tiger is what happens when ACE Seeds lets a Malawian

THC 18%
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🐅 100% Sativa Landrace Love-Child

Golden Tiger

Golden Tiger is the strain equivalent of booking a one-way t

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Golden Tiger Original

ACE Seeds bottled rocket fuel and called it Golden Tiger Ori

THC 18%
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🐅 100% Sativa (Batteries Included)

Golden Tiger Third Version

Ace Seeds basically took a jungle cat, turned it into weed,

THC 20-28%
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🐯 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Golden Tiger X Kali China

Imagine a Thai stick doing yoga in a Spanish cathedral while

THC 18-26%
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🐯 Rawr Sativa

Golden Tiger X Panama

Imagine your cerebral cortex doing the Macarena while lickin

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Golden Torch

Golden Torch is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Golden Triangle

Imagine your most responsible friend who still lets you shot

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Golden Triangle

Virginia’s Golden Triangle is basically a weighted blanket y

THC 20%
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🟣 Heritage Couch-Lock Express

Golden Triangle Akha

Golden Triangle Akha is the strain equivalent of a weighted

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica

Golden Triangle by Geistgrow

Golden Triangle is like that friend who won't tell you their

THC 18-24%
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🌴 Sativa-leaning Tropical Hybrid

Golden Tropics

Golden Tropics is the strain equivalent of booking a one-way

THC 15-25%

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