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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica

Goober

Meet Goober, the strain that smells like a PB&J got lost in

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cashew

Goober

Goober is the strain that proves stoners will literally smok

THC 10-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Goober Auto

Imagine if a peanut butter sandwich got high, went to colleg

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Forward Dessert Cultivar

Goober Cookies

Goober Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating dessert at

THC 18-26%

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🌀 Goober-Looped Hybrid

Goober Donut Breath

Imagine a peanut-butter-glazed donut that got left in your c

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Goober Gas

Goober Gas is the strain that smells like your uncle’s garag

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Mysterious Couch Glue

GooBerry

GooBerry is the strain your dealer swears was bred by "some

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Light

Gooberry

Meet Gooberry, the strain that’s basically training-wheels K

THC 8-9%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Goobers

Dungeon of Dank Genetics basically bottled bedtime and named

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gooberz

Meet Gooberz, the indica so laid-back it makes sloths look l

THC 5-10%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert in Disguise

Gooberz

Imagine if Reese’s Pieces grew on a weed plant and decided t

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gooch Goblin

Gooch Goblin sounds like something that raids your underpant

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Good Apollo

Good Apollo is what happens when The Agrarian Society decide

THC 18-20%

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⚫ Grease-Slick Indica

Good Burger

Meet Good Burger: the strain that smells like someone dunked

THC 28-30%

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⚡ Sativa

Good Clean Fun

Good Clean Fun sounds like a Mormon youth group activity, bu

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Certified Good Boy Hybrid

Good Dog by Dr. Greenthumb

Like a golden retriever in plant form, Good Dog fetches both

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Good Hank

Meet Good Hank, the strain that proves sativas can be classy

THC 18%

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⚖️ 75% Indica Hybrid

Good Heavens

Good Heavens is what happens when mad scientists with god co

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant CBD Hybrid

Good Medicine

Bodhi Seeds' "therapeutic" sativa that somehow feels like yo

THC 15-25%

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💤 Sleep-Inducing Hybrid

Good Night by Crickets and Cicada Seeds

Good Night is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 20%

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⛽ Retro Indica

Good Ol Fashion

If your idea of a good time is couch-lock, 90's hip-hop on c

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Straight-Up Sativa

Good Shit

When your strain is literally named "Good Shit," you better

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Good Shit Autoflowering

A strain so confident it literally named itself "Good Shit"

THC 19%

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🟢 Sativa with Feel-Good Fees

Good Vibrations

If Bob Ross and a mango smoothie had a baby, this would be i

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Good Wild Shark

Good Wild Shark is the strain that treats your nervous syste

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Goodfellas

Goodfellas is the strain equivalent of showing up in a velve

THC 15-25%

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🔫 Couch-Lock Consigliere

Goodfellas Glue

The Don of dank, Goodfellas Glue will kiss your brain with c

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Goodie Bag

Robin Hood Seeds cranked out 500+ test batches to deliver th

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Goodiez

Goodiez is the strain that convinced your plug to start call

THC 25-32%

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🟤 Who-Knows Hybrid

Goodlovin

Bred by the anonymous squad "Unknown or Legendary," Goodlovi

THC 18%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Goodnight Moon

Cannarado’s lullaby in flower form. One hit and you’ll be co

THC 18%

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🌙 Couch-Lock Commander

Goodnight Moon

Goodnight Moon is the strain that convinces your brain it's

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Goodwill's Gift

The strain that proves you can indeed have your cake and eat

THC 15-25%

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🎁 Mystery Hybrid

Goodwill's Gift

Like that regifted fruitcake you pretend to enjoy, Goodwill'

THC 15-25%

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🎂 Hybrid (Indica-Leaning with Sativa Daddy Issues)

Gooey 1983 Clone Only X Lemon Thai

Picture your grandpa’s hash stash from '83 having a torrid a

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. “Productivity’s Worst Nightmare”)

Gooey Cookies

Imagine if Thin Mint Girl Scouts sold dime bags instead of c

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Leanin' Dessert Hybrid

Gooey Cream Cake Jahlousy

Imagine someone wedged a slice of birthday cake into a dank

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gooey Glue

Gooey Glue is what happens when breeders weaponize couch-loc

THC 20%

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🤝 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Gooey Mintz by Strayfox Gardenz

Imagine brushing your teeth with Thin Mints while someone se

THC 22%

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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Gooey Mom 1983 × Sour Diesel

Imagine your cool aunt who still has a Walkman and your hype

THC 15-25%

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🍯 Sticky-Fingered Hybrid

Gooey Runtz

Gooey Runtz is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 28%

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🤝 Perfectly Split Hybrid

Gooey x Afghani

Meet the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted to glue yo

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gooey x C99

Meet the strain that literally glued our fingers together wh

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Gooeyduck

Gooeyduck is the indica that treats your central nervous sys

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Goof Off

Goof Off is the strain equivalent of sending risky texts at

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Boutique Giggle-Indica

Goofies

Goofies is the strain that asks, "What if we weaponized nost

THC 25-30%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Goofiez

Goofiez is what happens when Compound Genetics asks, "What i

THC 20-25%

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💤 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Goofiez

Goofiez is the edible equivalent of jumping on a trampoline

THC 25-30%