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Goofiez
Goofiez is the strain equivalent of a Pixy Stix dipped in di
THC 22%Goofiez Compound
Goofiez is the strain that asks, "Remember when laughter was
THC 24-30%Goofiez Cresco
Cresco’s Goofiez is the cannabis equivalent of a clown car—b
THC 5%Goofiez²
Compound Genetics basically asked, "What if we made weed tha
THC 20-24%GooGone
GooGone is what happens when 11s Genetics decides your produ
THC 18-22%Goojahta
After 500 failed science fair projects, Nuggyas Seed Co fina
THC 18%Goomah
Named after the Italian-American slang for "mistress," Gooma
THC 24%Goombas
Goombas is the strain that sounds like your childhood Game B
THC 15-25%Goon Berry
Goon Berry is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy password—
THC 20%Goose
Meet Goose, the indica that turns your living room into a ma
THC 18%Goose Berry Pie
Imagine if a fruit pie and a yoga instructor had a baby—this
THC 18%Goose Bumps
Lost River Seeds named this one after the actual chills it g
THC 18%Goose Juice
Meet Goose Juice—the strain that turns your body into a weig
THC 18%Gootchitmang
Gootchitmang sounds like someone sneezed while naming it, bu
THC 18-22%Gopher Glue
Like that weird craft glue you sniffed in kindergarten, Goph
THC 18%Gopher Glue
Gopher Glue is the strain your dealer’s cousin’s roommate wo
THC 18-25%Gorda
Meet Gorda: the strain that proves "relaxing" is just polite
THC 18%Gordo Master Kush
Meet the strain that took Positronics 200+ trial batches to
THC 15-20%Gordon Shumway
Gordon Shumway is the strain that turns your living room int
THC 22%Gorganzola Breeze
Sweet Funky Breeze basically weaponized dairy and pine fores
THC 18%Gorgeous Braelin
Botafarm’s Gorgeous Braelin is the cannabis equivalent of a
THC 18-23%Gorgeous Glue
The prettier, photogenic cousin of GG4 who still punches lik
THC 15-25%Gorgez
Meet Gorgez—the strain that parties like a sativa and crashe
THC 18%Gorgon
Named after the snake-haired chick who turned dudes to stone
THC 20-22%Gorgonzola Truffle
Imagine if a fancy cheese plate got high and decided to beco
THC 18-22%Gorila
Meet Gorila—the strain that turns your living room into a ju
THC 20-27%Gorila Bilbo
Meet Gorila Bilbo, the strain that looks like it bench-press
THC 18%Gorila Magila
Meet Gorila Magila—the strain that turns your living room in
THC 22-28%Gorila Rojo
Meet the strain that sounds like a communist gorilla but act
THC 18-24%Gorila+ by D+Calidad Seeds
Meet Gorila+, the strain that turns your brain into a TED Ta
THC 30%Gorilash
Gorilash is the strain that makes you cancel plans you alrea
THC 20-24%Gorilla
Meet Gorilla, the strain that’ll bench-press your brain and
THC 18-25%Gorilla
Meet the strain that turned "I’ll just take one hit" into a
THC 18-22%Gorilla 4 by BSB Genetics
Gorilla 4 is basically duct tape for your brain—sticky, silv
THC 25%Gorilla 4 Fast By GBS
The Usain Bolt of indicas—Gorilla 4 Fast finishes its flower
THC 15-25%Gorilla 5 By Bob Marley Seeds
Gorilla 5 is what happens when Bob Marley Seeds said "let's
THC 26-28%Gorilla 710
Gorilla 710 by Palaces Seeds is the strain equivalent of a y
THC 18%Gorilla Amnesia
Meet Gorilla Amnesia—the only thing stronger than its 20% TH
THC 20%Gorilla Apple Snack
Meet Gorilla Apple Snack—the strain that sounds like a rejec
THC 22-28%Gorilla Auto
Meet the strain that’s basically cannabis on Adderall—Gorill
THC 17%Gorilla Auto
Meet the strain that made light schedules obsolete and your
THC 17%Gorilla Auto By Semyanich
Meet the strain that’s so low-maintenance it might file your
THC 17%Gorilla Auto by Urban Legends
Meet the strain that grows faster than your landlord can say
THC 17%Gorilla Automatic by Spliff Seeds
Meet the runt of the Gorilla family—an 8-12% THC auto that f
THC 8-12%Gorilla Balls
Imagine Gorilla Glue and Monkey Balls had a baby... then rol
THC 15-25%Gorilla Banana
Imagine a gorilla and a banana got freaky in the grow room—B
THC 18%Gorilla Banana
Meet Gorilla Banana—the strain that turns your living room i
THC 18-23%Gorilla Banana
Royal Queen Seeds took GG4’s gluey fist and stuffed it into
THC 30%