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🟣 Autoflower Indica

Gorilla Cookies Auto

Meet the strain that basically grows itself while you binge

THC 25%
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🦍🍪 Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Cookies Auto

Imagine a 150-cm cookie monster that grows itself, smells li

THC 25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Gorilla Cookies Autoflower

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies had a one-night stand with a body

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Gorilla Cookies By Nugs

Imagine Cookie Monster got jacked, grew wings, and decided t

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookies

Gorilla Cookies By Pure Instinto

Gorilla Cookies is what happens when a 500-pound silverback

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Gorilla Cookies Fast

Gorilla Cookies Fast is what happens when breeders decide in

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Cookies FF

Imagine if a baked-by-stoners cookie jar had a baby with a g

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Crasher

Meet Gorilla Crasher: the strain that forgot to pick a side

THC 20-28%
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🦍🍦 Couch-Lock Coma

Gorilla Cream

Gorilla Cream is what happens when GG4 gets horny at Baskin-

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Critical

Space GenetiX took GG#4 and Sherbet, smashed them together l

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Dawg

Gorilla Dawg is what happens when Mycotek asks, "What if a t

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gorilla Donuts

Gorilla Donuts is what happens when a 900-pound silverback d

THC 18-24%
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🥷 Hybrid

Gorilla Dosha

Gorilla Dosha is what happens when two of the stickiest, mos

THC 20-28%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Gorilla Face

Meet Gorilla Face: the strain that looks like it bench-press

THC 20%
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🦍 Indica Express

Gorilla Fast

Gorilla Fast is the cannabis equivalent of a microwaved TV d

THC 20-23%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Fast Hybrid

Gorilla Fast Version

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actu

THC 21%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Gorilla Fingers

Gorilla Fingers is the strain that looks like it’s been dipp

THC 22%
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🤝 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Fritter

Gorilla Fritter is Tombstone Trichomes’ attempt to create a

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Frost

Gorilla Frost is Silent Seeds' love letter to people who con

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Gorilla Fuck

Gorilla Fuck is the strain your dealer whispers about while

THC 22%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Commander

Gorilla Fuck

Named by someone who clearly skipped marketing class, Gorill

THC 26-28%
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🦍 Couch-Lock OG

Gorilla Funk

Meet the strain that makes your ex look stable. Gorilla Funk

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Sativa

Gorilla G

Gorilla G is Concrete Jungle Seeds' love letter to people wh

THC 20%
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🦍 Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Gang

Gorilla Gang is what happens when breeders play God and acci

THC 20-28%
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🦍 Hybrid

Gorilla Gas

Gorilla Gas is the strain that makes your nostrils feel like

THC 20-25%
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⚗️ Fuel-Forward Hybrid

Gorilla Gas

Gorilla Gas is what happens when Original Glue sniffs too mu

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Gas by Tastebudz Seeds

Meet Gorilla Gas—the strain that turns your lungs into a 76

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Leaner

Gorilla Gelato

Gorilla Gelato is what happens when breeders get high on the

THC 20%
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🦍 Hybrid That Glues You to the Couch

Gorilla GG4

Meet the strain that turns you into a human paperweight—stic

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla GG4 Auto

Meet the strain that turns your living room into a gorilla e

THC 19%
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🌪️ Sativa Dominant

Gorilla Ghost

Meet Gorilla Ghost, the sativa so energetic it makes espress

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Powerhouse

Gorilla Girl

Sweet Seeds took a gorilla-sized swing at sativa dominance a

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ GG4 × Cookies Power-Couple

Gorilla Girl

Meet Gorilla Girl—the love child of GG4's couch-lock resin a

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Sativa on Steroids

Gorilla Girl F1 Fast Version

Meet the espresso shot of sativas — a strain that flowers so

THC 20%
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🦍🧬 Auto Hybrid

Gorilla Girl XL Auto

Meet the couch-locking, auto-flowering love child of a goril

THC 18%
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⚖️ Couch-Locking Hybrid

Gorilla Glue

Meet the strain that got sued by actual glue—because it’s th

THC 15-20%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue is the strain that earned its name by literally

THC 20-30%
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🦍 Hybrid (Chem-Sour-Chocolate Diesel Mash-Up)

Gorilla Glue

Meet GG4: the strain that literally glued the cannabis indus

THC 22-30%+
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🦍 Hybrid That Will Actually Glue You to the Couch

Gorilla Glue #4

Meet the strain that literally stuck to everything—your fing

THC 25-30%
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🦍 Hybrid Gorilla

Gorilla Glue #4

Meet GG4—originally bred to stick trimming scissors together

THC 28%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Gorilla Glue #4

Meet the strain that turns functional adults into decorative

THC 20%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Glue #4 by Geistgrow

The strain that legally had to change its name yet still sti

THC 20-30%
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🟢 Sativa Slapfight

Gorilla Glue #4 x Cheese

Expert Seeds took couch-lock glue and funk-ass cheese, then

THC 20%
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🟣 Sticky Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Glue #4 x White Widow

Meet the strain that’s basically Gorilla Glue’s drunk cousin

THC 25-30%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Light (Indica)

Gorilla Glue 3

Meet GG3, the Glue phenotype for people who want to feel sta

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Gorilla Glue 4

Meet the strain that named itself after hardware because it

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Gorilla Glue 4

Meet the strain that got sued by actual glue companies—becau

THC 20%
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⚖️ Couch-Locking Hybrid

Gorilla Glue 4

The strain that turns functional adults into decorative thro

THC 20%

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