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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Golden Tuxedo

Golden Tuxedo is the strain equivalent of showing up to a ho

THC 18%
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🤵‍♂️ Fancy-Pants Hybrid

Golden Tuxedo

Golden Tuxedo is Raw Genetics' answer to "what if weed wore

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Golden Unicorn

Golden Unicorn is what happens when breeders spend years try

THC 18%
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🌞 Island Sativa

Golden Voice

Golden Voice is what happens when Hawaiian breeders decide y

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Space-Jet

Golden White Grapefruit

This 18% THC citrus rocket from SnowHigh Seeds smells like a

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Golden Widow

Golden Widow is your new 18% THC personal hype-beast—looks l

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golden Zooz

Golden Zooz is the strain that makes you question if you acc

THC 20%
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🌓 50/50 Hybrid

Goldenmoon

Meet Goldenmoon, the strain that treats your brain like a se

THC 22%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Goldens A G E

Goldens A G E is what happens when a wise old Afghan sage ge

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Goldenskunk

Goldenskunk is the strain that asks "what if a skunk got a t

THC 18-24%
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🔶 Premium Sativa

Goldfinger

Goldfinger is the 18% THC sativa that makes your brain feel

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid That Finally Got It 'Just Right'

Goldilocks

Meet Goldilocks—the strain that spent 10 generations being b

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Goldilocks 99

The strain that asks, “What if Goldilocks got into breeding

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goldilocks Critical Purples

Meet the strain that treats your brain like Goldilocks treat

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Goldilocks Dog

The sativa that thinks it's a productivity coach in plant fo

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Goldmember

Goldmember is the strain you flex with on Instagram—dense nu

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cash Cow

Goldmine

Goldmine is the strain equivalent of finding a nugget in you

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Goldzilla

Goldzilla is what happens when breeders get bored and decide

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goleadorz

Goleadorz is Sensi Break’s attempt at cannabis bipartisanshi

THC 22%
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🏌️‍♂️ Midsize Hybrid Cart

Golf Cart Gary

Golf Cart Gary is the craft-cut lovechild of the Gary Payton

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Golgo 13 by Flip Side

Named after Japan’s most elusive assassin, Golgo 13 arrives

THC 20%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Goliat

Meet Goliat, the European heavyweight that sounds like a bib

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Goliat Auto

Meet the David of auto-flowers—except this one actually wins

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Leviathan

Goliath

Meet Goliath: the strain that picked a fight with your produ

THC 22%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Goliath

Meet Goliath, the strain so cocky it won’t even tell you its

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Colossus

Goliath

Goliath is the strain that skipped leg day and went straight

THC 22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Goliath by The 7 Dwarfs

Meet Goliath, the strain that makes other plants look like b

THC 20-28%
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🟣 80/20 Couch-Lock Special

Golosa

Golosa is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with a

THC 26%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Night-Night

Golosa

Named after the Spanish word for 'sweet tooth,' Golosa is th

THC 18-22%
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🔮 80% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Golosa Early Version

Golosa Early Version is Delicious Seeds' mic-drop moment—26%

THC 26%
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⚡ Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

Gomishi

Gomishi is what happens when Exotic Genetix decides to breed

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa

Gomishi Con

Gomishi Con is the sativa that shows up to your 9 a.m. Zoom

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Hybrid

Gone Bananas

Skunk House Genetics basically took a banana split, pumped i

THC 20%
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🔮 Mystery Indica

Gone Swishin

Gone Swishin sounds like a strain that ghosted you after one

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Locked & Loaded

Gonzo 1

Gonzo 1 is Reservoir Seeds’ love letter to horizontal living

THC 18-21%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Gonzo 2

Meet Gonzo 2, the indica that turns your living room into a

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Heavyweight

Gonzo 2

Gonzo 2 is Reservoir Seeds' attempt at making an indica that

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Gonzo 2 Bx1

Gonzo 2 Bx1 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gonzo 3

Named after the journalist who lived on drugs, booze and bad

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gonzo 4 By Misterd Farmhouse

The strain that asks “Why stand when you can melt?” Gonzo 4

THC 22%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Napper

Gonzo 5 by misterD Farmhouse

Gonzo 5 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket wit

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Goo

Meet Goo—the strain so resinous it could double as industria

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica-Leaning Sticky-Icky

Goo

If you’ve ever wondered what smoking tree sap feels like, me

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Leaner with a Sweet Tooth

Goo Berry

Goo Berry is Afgoo and Blueberry’s sticky love-child—basical

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Goo Che

Goo Che is what happens when NorStar Genetics decides your t

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Goo Weed

Meet Goo Weed—the strain so resinous it could double as flyp

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Lab-Grown Couch Magnet

Goo x High Octaine

Obsoul33t Genetics basically weaponized couch-lock by breedi

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Goober

Meet Goober—the strain that sounds like your cousin from Ala

THC 18-22%

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