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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Godzy by Nugs

Meet Godzy—the strain that smells like your dad’s cologne an

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

GOG

GOG is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can melt?"

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (but flexes like a hybrid)

Gogeta SSJ4

Named after the anime fusion that makes nerds scream, Gogeta

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gogi Stomper

Gogi Stomper is the Swiss Army knife of hybrids—18% THC that

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gogurt

Imagine someone melted a fruit-roll-up into your Kush and th

THC 22-30%
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🔮 Certified Couch Magnet

Gogurtz

Capulator’s Gogurtz is basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gogurtz

Seed Junky Genetics basically took a cup-winning indica, pum

THC 20-25%
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🍦 Dessert-Style Hybrid

Gogurtz

Gogurtz is what happens when weed breeders skip dinner and r

THC 20-28%
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🍭 Candy-Gas Hybrid

Gogurtz

Imagine shoving a tropical Starburst into a Go-Gurt, then se

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Gogurtz

Imagine if a Lunchables yogurt cup grew up, moved to Cali, a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica

Goji Banana

Goji Banana is what happens when a health-food smoothie goes

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commando

Goji Biker

Goji Biker is the strain equivalent of a leather-clad teddy

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Goji Cake

Imagine if a fancy fruitcake got possessed by a sleep demon

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Goji Dawg

Meet Goji Dawg, the strain that took Dankonomics 50 crosses

THC 20%
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🔴 East Coast Berry Bomb

Goji DC

Goji DC is basically a fruit salad that got possessed by an

THC 20-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Goji DC by Moxie

Goji DC is the strain equivalent of canceling all your plans

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goji Dog

Imagine a shaggy mutt that rolled in goji berries and got ad

THC 18%
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👻 Pure Indica from the Crypt

Goji Ghost OG

Desert King’s Goji Ghost OG is the indica that ghosted your

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Goji Glue

Moxie’s Goji Glue is what happens when breeders say "let’s m

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Goji Golden Cobra

This snake doesn’t bite—it smothers you in a velvet blanket

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Goji Haze

Goji Haze is what happens when Sumo Seeds decides Red Bull i

THC 20%
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🍓🍋 Hybrid

Goji Margy

Imagine a fruit smoothie that hot-boxed a diesel truck—Goji

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Goji OG

Imagine your yoga instructor bred with a Himalayan berry and

THC 18%
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🍒 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Goji OG

Goji OG is what happens when Nepali OG and Snow Lotus have a

THC 20%
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🍓 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Goji OG

Goji OG is what happens when Nepali OG and Snow Lotus have a

THC 18-24%
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🍓 Sativa-Dominant OG Remix

Goji OG

Goji OG is what happens when OG Kush gets a juice cleanse an

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Goji OG x Dream n Sour

Imagine if a Himalayan berry got drunk at a Phish show and h

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Goji Pupil V1

MassMedicalStrains' Goji Pupil V1 is the cannabis equivalent

THC 18%
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🔥 Hybrid

Goji Purple Fire Thai

Imagine if a Bangkok night market had a baby with a purple v

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goji Razz

Goji Razz is what happens when breeders binge-watch Superfoo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Goji Trip OG

Goji Trip OG is the strain equivalent of a trust-fund hippie

THC 20-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Goji Valley Kush

Goji Valley Kush is what happens when Moxie 710 decides your

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gojira Monster

Gojira Monster is the strain that makes you feel like a 300-

THC 20%
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🌀 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Gojo

Gojo is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a lab

THC 22%
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🟣 Boutique Indica (a.k.a. Fancy Couch Glue)

Gojoz

Gojoz is that elusive, small-batch indica your plug brags ab

THC 18-21%
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🟡 Power-Level Sativa

Goku

Named after the anime hero who dies and comes back more powe

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Hybrid (55% sativa, 45% indica)

Goku Black Rosa

Grow Today Genetics basically took Dragon Ball Z fan-fic and

THC 21%
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⚡ Pure Saiyan Sativa

Goku Sh By Yak

Named after the anime hero who never skips leg day, Goku Sh

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Ultra-Instinct Indica

Goku Ssj4

Goku Ssj4 is the strain that powers down your entire nervous

THC 22-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Saiyan

Goku Ssj4 F2

This strain is what happens when breeders watch too much Dra

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Wizard

Gokunk

Gokunk is the strain Philosopher Seeds cooked up when they a

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Gokush

Meet Gokush—the strain that turns your living room into a ze

THC 28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Golapocos Kush

Golapocos Kush is what happens when breeders spend 1,000+ ho

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Golato 45

Golato 45 is what happens when Gelato #41 decides to skip le

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gold Bar Kush

Gold Bar Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🟣 Barely-Buzzed Indica

Gold Butter Mac CBD

The strain for people who like their weed like their Tinder

THC 5-10%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid

Gold Cash Gold

Gold Cash Gold is the strain for people who want to feel bou

THC 18%
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⚜️ Balanced Hybrid

Gold Club

Gold Club is the strain equivalent of a country-club members

THC 19-21%

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