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🚀 Sativa

Glue 93.875%

Named after its 93.875% resin stickiness (because apparently

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Glue Ball

Meet Glue Ball, the strain that treats your scissors like a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glue Breath

Glue Breath is what happens when you take GG4's sticky legac

THC 20%
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🔒 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Glue by Shoreline Genetics

Meet Glue, the strain that turns your spine into a pool nood

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Glue Cookies

Meet the strain that turns your legs into overcooked spaghet

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Glue Cookies

Imagine if a gorilla baked you cookies, then super-glued you

THC 15-25%
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🟣 5% THC Hybrid

Glue Crush

Heisenbeans Genetics bottled the smell of your high-school a

THC 5%
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🔮 Franken-hybrid

Glue Dream

Imagine Gorilla Glue and Blue Dream had a baby after a Tinde

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

Glue Face

Meet Glue Face, the strain that named itself after what happ

THC 23%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Glue Fighter

Meet the strain that turns your spine into actual glue. Glue

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Meets Couch-Sprint Hybrid

Glue Fire OG

Imagine Gorilla Glue and OG Kush had a baby who majored in o

THC 21-27%
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⚗️ Low-Octane Hybrid

Glue Gasoline

Imagine huffing a gas pump while licking a glue stick—congra

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Glue Gelato Auto

Barney’s Farm took Gorilla Glue, Gelato, and a dash of Ruder

THC 15%
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🔫 Sativa Dominant (a.k.a. Weaponized Productivity)

Glue Gun

Meet Glue Gun, the sativa that sticks your eyelids open and

THC 25-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glue Kiss

Glue Kiss is the strain that French-kisses your brain, then

THC 20-26%
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🔥 Hybrid

Glue Mints

Glue Mints is what happens when Gorilla Glue #4 gets drunk a

THC 28%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Indica

Glue On Fire

Imagine if someone took Gorilla Glue #4, doused it in premiu

THC 24-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glue Pops

Named after the childhood snack and the adult consequence of

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Glue Prom

Glue Prom is what happens when GG#4 crashes prom, spikes the

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Glue Sniffer

Glue Sniffer: the sativa that smells like someone spilled a

THC 22%
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🍯 Sticky-Icky Hybrid

Glue Sniffer

Glue Sniffer is what happens when GG4 and OG Kush have a bab

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Gluer

Glue Tang

Meet Glue Tang, the strain that turns your spine into a wet

THC 16%
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🧡 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Glue Tang Haze

Imagine if Gorilla Glue took a gap year in Florida and came

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glue Tech

Glue Tech is what happens when Obsoul33t Genetics decides du

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glue Tech

Glue Tech is what happens when Original Glue and Alien Techn

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Glue Trap

Glue Trap is the cannabis equivalent of stepping on a sticky

THC 18%
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🟢 Super-Sticky Hybrid

Glue Zauce

Meet Glue Zauce—the strain that sounds like a failed craft b

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Glue's Revenge

The Capitan's Connection basically weaponized couch-lock and

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Glue31

Compound Genetics basically weaponized couch-lock with Glue3

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Glue98 x Purple Punch

Ripper Seeds basically weaponized nap time by marrying glue-

THC 22%
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⚪ Hybrid (50/50 Couch-Lock & Chaos)

Glueball

Glueball is what happens when Original Glue and Snowball hav

THC 22%
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🍇🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Glueberries

Meet Glueberries, the strain that sounds like a failed craft

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glueberriez

Glueberriez is Old School Genetics' love letter to people wh

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Glueberry

Expert Seeds’ Glueberry is the botanical equivalent of duct

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-dominant Ruderalis Mash-Up

Glueberry Auto

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and Gorilla Glue had a baby th

THC 18%
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🟣 Franken-Hybrid

Glueberry Hashplant

Imagine if a blueberry muffin and a block of Afghani hash ha

THC 25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Glueberry OG

Imagine if Gorilla Glue and a fruit salad had a baby who gre

THC 20%
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🟢 Low-THC Sativa

Glueberry OG CBD

Meet Glueberry OG CBD—the strain that lets you adult like a

THC 10%
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🥞 Sativa-dominant Breakfast Hybrid

Glueberry Pancakes

Imagine if your Sunday brunch got possessed by a giggly sati

THC 22%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Glueberry Sugar

Glueberry Sugar is what happens when a glue stick and a blue

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Gluebert

Meet Gluebert, the strain that sounds like a rejected Sesame

THC 22-28%
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🧀 Stanky Hybrid

Gluechee

Meet Gluechee, the strain that proves GG Genetics has a twis

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gluechee

Imagine GG4 and Cheese had a one-night stand in a tire fire—

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Night-Night

Gluechee 91

Gluechee 91 is Sunshine Dream Genetics' polite way of tellin

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Gluecherry

Gluecherry is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a che

THC 18%
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🍦🦍 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Gluelato

Imagine if a gas station pastry case got into a bar fight wi

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Gluelato

Gluelato is what happens when breeders get bored and decide

THC 18%
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⚖️ Gas-and-Ice-Cream Hybrid

Gluelato

Gluelato is what happens when Original Glue and Gelato hook

THC 20-26%

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