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🔵 Couch-Lock Glacier

Glacier Breath

The cannabis equivalent of eating Thin Mints in a ski lodge

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Glacier OG

Glacier OG is the strain equivalent of getting tackled by a

THC 18-24%
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❄️ OG-Dominant Hybrid

Glacier OG

Picture an OG Kush that got lost in the Rockies, froze its n

THC 20-25%
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❄️ Hybrid (Frost-Forward Flex)

Glaciers

Glaciers is the strain equivalent of that influencer who spr

THC 19-25%
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🔵 Sativa (a.k.a. ‘I paid for a snowstorm and got a light flurry’)

Glaciers Of Ice

Imagine buying tickets to an Ice Cube concert and getting a

THC 5%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Glamma by Pacific NW Roots

Glamma is the cannabis equivalent of a Pinterest board come

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Autopilot

Glamour Automatic

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a designer fanny-pack: compa

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Glass Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid, locked himself in a grow r

THC 18-24%
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⚙️ Midwest Mystery Hybrid

Glass City Gas

Imagine if a 1998 Honda Civic’s cupholder spilled diesel int

THC 5%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Glass Slipper

Glass Slipper is the strain that turns pumpkins into racecar

THC 21%
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🌞 Sativa Royalty

Glass Slipper

Glass Slipper is the Cinderella story of weed: mysterious or

THC 20%
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⚫ Jersey-Strong Indica

Glassboro Gas

Named after a Jersey college town where the air already smel

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica Couch Glaze

Glaze

Meet Glaze, the strain that looks like a cronut rolled in ki

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Glaze by Cosmic Wisdom

Imagine if a Krispy Kreme doughnut got cross-faded with a yo

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Pastry

Glazed Apricot Gelato

Compound Genetics turned a gelato shop into a weed plant and

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glazed Apricot Gelato X Medellin

Compound Genetics basically weaponized dessert and slapped a

THC 18-25%
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🍑💨 Hybrid

Glazed Apricot Gelato X Medellin

Imagine a peach cobbler that studied abroad in Colombia and

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Glazed Berries by DJ Short

Imagine a blueberry cheesecake that got stoned and decided t

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 60/40 Balanced Hybrid

Glazed Black Cherries

Kief Sweat’s Glazed Black Cherries is the strain equivalent

THC 18%
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🟪 Balanced Hybrid

Glazed Cement Apricot

Imagine a stoner's fruit stand built on a construction site.

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Glazed Cherries

Imagine dunking a cherry danish in liquid sunshine and then

THC 18%
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🍒 Hybrid (with identity crisis)

Glazed Cherries

Imagine a cherry turnover that got high on its own supply—sw

THC 19-21%
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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Glazed Cherry Pie

Imagine if a cherry Pop-Tart and a sugar cookie got drunk at

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Glazed Donut

Farmhouse Genetics basically weaponized your 2 a.m. munchies

THC 15-25%
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🍩 Balanced Hybrid

Glazed Donut

Imagine a munchies-run to Krispy Kreme that ends with you st

THC 25%
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🍩 Dessert-First Hybrid

Glazed Donuts

Glazed Donuts is the strain that proves Willy Wonka moonligh

THC 27%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Pastry

Glazed Doughnut

Imagine dunking a fresh Krispy Kreme in a cup of kief and th

THC 15-25%
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🍩 Couch-Lock Cronut

Glazed Enigma

Imagine a warm donut walked into a chem lab, got frosted wit

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glazed Grapefruit

Meet the strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Glazed Grapefruit Glue

Odyssey Genetics basically gift-wrapped a fruit stand and di

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glazed Grapefruit OG

Imagine if a grapefruit wore tiny diamonds and decided to bo

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Glazed Holes

Avalanche Genetics named this strain after what your soul lo

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Glazed Lemon

This 20% THC indica from Kief Sweat is basically lemon merin

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Leaner

Glazed Lemon Thai

Imagine a lemon meringue pie that studied abroad in Bangkok

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Mango

Glazed Mango

Kief Sweat’s Glazed Mango is the indica equivalent of gettin

THC 23%
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🔶 Couch-Locking Citrus

Glazed Oranges

Imagine Sunny-D got baked and decided to body-slam you into

THC 18-22%
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🤤 Hybrid

Glazed Pastries

Imagine if a cronut got crossed with a couch and decided to

THC 23%
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🍩 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Glazed Pastries

Imagine Hot-N-Now glazed a cannabis nug and charged you $60

THC 20-28%
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🍍 Couch-Lock Pineapple Express

Glazed Pineapple by Kief Sweat

Imagine a pineapple upside-down cake got drunk, joined a reg

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Glazed Punch

Imagine if a fruit-punch gummy bear got body-slammed by a pi

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Glazed Skunk by Kief Sweat

Imagine a skunk crawled through a Krispy Kreme, then took a

THC 20%
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🔳 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gleemonex

Gleemonex is the strain that asks, “You really needed to be

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Glen Allen Skunk Part I

Imagine your HOA president accidentally hot-boxed a skunk—me

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Glen Allen Skunk Part II

The sequel nobody asked for but everybody's smoking—Glen All

THC 18%
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🟣 Full-Face-Plant Indica

Gletsjer

Named after a slow-moving ice block because that’s exactly w

THC 20-26%
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GlitchiforDoG

Imagine your Wi-Fi lagging, but instead of buffering Netflix

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Glitter Apple

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran an orchard and got way too into t

THC 20-27%
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🍏 Sativa Sparkle Bomb

Glitter Apples

This strain is what happens when Alien Genetics lets a unico

THC 22%

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