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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Girl by Riot Seeds

Meet "Girl"—the strain that sounds like your ex but hits lik

THC 18%
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💜 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Girl Crush

Girl Crush is what happens when lab nerds try to engineer th

THC 18-22%
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🍪 Hybrid

Girl Crush

Girl Crush is like that Instagram influencer who smells like

THC 22-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Girl Don't Drink

Girl Don't Drink is Bakery Genetics’ way of saying “sweet dr

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Girl Don't Play

This strain doesn’t care about your weekend plans; it’s here

THC 20-25%
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🍪 Hybrid (with a side of ruderalis plot twist)

Girl Scout Cake

Girl Scout Cake is what happens when OG Kush and Girl Scout

THC 19-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Girl Scout Candy Bx1

Mad Scientist Genetics basically took your childhood cookie

THC 25%
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🍪 Hybrid with Trust Issues

Girl Scout Cookie by Purple Caper Seeds

The strain that taught America cookies can be drugs. GSC is

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Political Compromise Weed)

Girl Scout Cookie by Trump Seeds

Trump Seeds took your childhood snack and weaponized it. Thi

THC 18-28%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookie X California Orange Bud

Imagine your favorite Girl Scout got a California makeover a

THC 22-28%
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🍪🍨 Presidential Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookie x Gelato by Trump Seeds

The strain that proves bipartisan cooperation IS possible—if

THC 19-26%
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🔥 Hybrid (Equal parts couch-lock and existential dread)

Girl Scout Cookies

Imagine your childhood cookie dealer grew up, got a chemistr

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies

The strain that turned suburban moms into cookie dealers. At

THC 28%
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🍪 Couch-Locking Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies

GSC is the strain that tricked stoners into thinking Thin Mi

THC 28%
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🍪 Hybrid That Hits Like a Freight Train

Girl Scout Cookies

Meet the strain that turned a wholesome childhood memory int

THC 28%
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🍪 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Girl Scout Cookies

Remember when actual Girl Scout Cookies only cost $4 a box?

THC 28%
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🍪 Couch-Lock in Cookie Form

Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies is the strain that taught America you can

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies

The strain that turned your dealer into a sommelier. 28% THC

THC 28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies

This isn't your childhood cookie sale—it's the 28% THC indic

THC 28%
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🍪 Hybrid That’s Basically Dessert

Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)

The strain that turned your dealer into a pastry chef. One h

THC 18%
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🟤 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The strain that turned "I’ll wait 12 weeks" into "I’ll wait

THC 17%
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🍪 Autoflowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The strain that lets you have your cookie and smoke it too—n

THC 17%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The strain that convinced your plug to charge extra while st

THC 17%
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⚪ Cookie-Cutter Auto Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The strain that lets you eat cookies in your mind while your

THC 17%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Autoflowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

Imagine if Thin Mints grew on a bush and didn’t require a ba

THC 17%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

Imagine the original GSC got impatient, drank three espresso

THC 17%
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🍪 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The strain that made "set-it-and-forget-it" cool again. Girl

THC 17-20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Rolled Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a box of Thin Mints that grows it

THC 17%
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🍪 Hybrid Autoflower

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

Seeds66 took the legendary couch-lock cookie and gave it a R

THC 17-20%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

The Cali Connection took OG GSC, slapped it with ruderalis g

THC 17-20%
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🍪 Autoflowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave cookie: all the

THC 17%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Autoflower

Meet the strain that’s basically Thin Mints in plant form—ex

THC 19-22%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Autoflower

The strain that taught your mom what "baked" really means. A

THC 19%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster Auto

Girl Scout Cookies Automatic

It’s the strain that asks, "Want dessert or a nap?" and answ

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies Bx1

The strain that asks 'Want a cookie?' then slaps you sideway

THC 20%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Looker

Girl Scout Cookies Bx1

Riot Seeds basically took Girl Scout Cookies, slapped a “Bx1

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Legend

Girl Scout Cookies by 710 Genetics

The strain that turned suburban moms into cannabis connoisse

THC 28%
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🍪 28% THC Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Aurora Winds Botanical Seeds

GSC is the cannabis equivalent of sneaking an entire sleeve

THC 28%
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🍪 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Girl Scout Cookies by Barneys Farm

The strain that made actual Girl Scouts consider rebranding.

THC 28%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Dough

Girl Scout Cookies by BC Bud Depot

Girl Scout Cookies by BC Bud Depot is the edible that forgot

THC 28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies by Burning Bush Nurseries

The Bay Area’s worst-kept secret since 2011, Girl Scout Cook

THC 28%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies by Clone Onlys

This isn’t the Girl Scout who knocks on your door—she kicks

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies by Dirty Water Organics

The strain that turned your neighborhood dealer into a pastr

THC 28%
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🟣 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Dr. Blaze

The strain that taught a generation of stoners how to pronou

THC 28%
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💜 Balanced Hybrid (65/35)

Girl Scout Cookies by Dutch Headshop

Remember when selling Girl Scout Cookies meant badges and gi

THC 28%
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🔥 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Girl Scout Cookies by Elev8 Seeds

Meet the strain that turned "I just want one cookie" into "I

THC 28%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Girl Scout Cookies by Fast Buds

The strain that taught your brain what "one cookie too many"

THC 28%
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🔮 70% Indica Dominatrix

Girl Scout Cookies by Linda Seeds

Imagine a box of Thin Mints got possessed by a demon and now

THC 28%

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