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🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Punch

Gorilla Punch is what happens when Greenpoint Seeds lets a c

THC 15-25%

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🥊 Balanced Hybrid Knockout

Gorilla Punch

Gorilla Punch is what happens when Tarantula Genetics lets a

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Gorilla Punch

Meet Gorilla Punch: the strain that crossbred couch-lock wit

THC 20%+

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Punch Auto

Fast Buds took Gorilla Glue, taught it to flower on a timer,

THC 22%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Gorilla Punch Auto

Philosopher Seeds basically Speed-Ran cannabis breeding: tak

THC 18-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

Gorilla Purp

Gorilla Purp is what happens when a purple crayon and a silv

THC 18%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Gorilla Purple Autoflower

Meet the strain that flowers faster than you can ghost a Tin

THC 12%

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🌈 50/50 Hybrid

Gorilla Rainbow

Gorilla Rainbow is the strain for when you want your brain t

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Runtz

Gorilla Runtz is the strain you smoke when you want to feel

THC 18-20%

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🔊 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Runtz Bx1

Gorilla Runtz Bx1 is what happens when a body-numbing gorill

THC 22-28%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Gorilla Runtz by Elev8 Seeds

Gorilla Runtz is what happens when a sugar-addicted gorilla

THC 20%

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🦍🍬 60/40 Hybrid

Gorilla Runtz F2

Turn It Up Genetics basically asked, "What if a body-slammin

THC 18-22%

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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Runtz F3

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Pokémon evolutio

THC 20%

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🟣 60/40 Indica-Leaner

Gorilla Sap

Meet Gorilla Sap, the only bud that leaks its own juices lik

THC 15-20%

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🦍 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Gorilla Scout

Gorilla Scout is the strain that teaches you how to tie knot

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gorilla Scout Cookies

Imagine if a Girl Scout sold you Thin Mints laced with tranq

THC 16-21%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Gorilla SFV OG

Gorilla SFV OG is the strain that asks "why stand when you c

THC 18%

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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Sherbet by Seeds66

The strain that promises ‘legendary’ but delivers ‘library v

THC 10-15%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Sherbet F1 Fast Version

Sweet Seeds basically turbo-charged a couch and named it Gor

THC 20-24%

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🍇🦍 Hybrid Heavy-Hitter

Gorilla Skittles

Gorilla Skittles is what happens when GG4 and Zkittlez have

THC 20-26%

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🦍🌈 Resin-Soaked Indica

Gorilla Skittlez

Meet the strain that’s basically GG4 in a tutu—gorilla stren

THC 22-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Skunk

If you ever wondered what happens when you cross a silverbac

THC 20-26%

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🦍🔒 Full-Time Couch Inspector

Gorilla Skunk Surprise

Gorilla Skunk Surprise is GibbsKutz Genetics’ love letter to

THC 25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Gorilla Snacks

Heroes of the Farm basically Frankensteined a strain that sm

THC 20-25%

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🤎 Hybrid (GG4 × Cookies)

Gorilla Snacks

Gorilla Snacks is what happens when GG4 and a dessert-leanin

THC 22-28%

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🔵 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Magnet)

Gorilla Snow Ultra CBD

Meet the yoga-instructor of weed—ultra-chill, smells like a

THC 15%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gorilla Strawberryback

Space GenetiX basically took a gorilla, dipped it in strawbe

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gorilla Sundae

Gorilla Sundae is what happens when GG4 and Sundae Driver ge

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Gorilla Tape

Sweet Funky Breeze Seeds took industrial-grade glue genetics

THC 17%

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🦍➕🍄 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Gorilla Truffle

Imagine your couch grew legs, slapped you, then tucked you i

THC 22-28%

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⚡️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch Glue with a Michelin Star)

Gorilla Truffles

Imagine if a Silverback gorilla enrolled in Le Cordon Bleu a

THC 28%

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🟢⚪ 50/50 Hybrid

Gorilla Vanilla

Gorilla Vanilla is what happens when mad scientists get bore

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla VIP

Gorilla VIP is PEV Seeds' attempt to make you feel like cann

THC 20-25%

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🦍 Pure Indica

Gorilla Warfare

Gorilla Warfare is what happens when breeders decide "mellow

THC 20%

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🦍 Pure Sativa Menace

Gorilla Warfare

Love Genetics basically weaponized coffee beans and renamed

THC 22%

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⚔️ Hybrid Combatant

Gorilla Warfare

Gorilla Warfare is the strain that shows up to your brain ar

THC 22-26%

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⚡ Hybrid Hurricane

Gorilla Waves

Gorilla Waves is what happens when Tonygreens Tortured Beans

THC 26-28%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Wedding

Zamnesia basically officiated a shotgun wedding between your

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Gorilla Wedding Cookie Breath

Jonny Hempseed’s latest Franken-cookie smells like Grandma’s

THC 25%

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🌀 WTF-Level Hybrid

Gorilla Wizard's Do-Si-Do

This strain is what happens when GG#4, Blissful Wizard, and

THC 22-28%

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🟢 Sativa

Gorilla Wolf

Exclusive Seeds basically hot-wired a jungle predator into p

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gorilla Wood

Gorilla Wood is the strain that turns your living room into

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gorilla Wreck

Gorilla Wreck is what happens when Trainwreck and GG4 have a

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Hybrid (GG4 x Trainwreck)

Gorilla Wreck

Imagine Original Glue and Trainwreck had a baby, then that b

THC 22%

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🦍⚪ Couch-Lock with Benefits

Gorilla X White Widow

Meet the love child of couch-lock royalty and 90s rave fuel:

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Gorilla Zkittlez

Barney’s Farm basically weaponized candy by crossing Zkittle

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Gorilla Zkittlez

Imagine a 500-pound silverback gorilla force-feeding you a b

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Gorilla Zkittlez

Meet Gorilla Zkittlez, the strain that marries a 600-lb silv

THC 20%