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🔮 Philosopher's Stoned Hybrid

Gorilla Zkittlez

Philosopher Seeds took a jungle beast, dipped it in Skittles

THC 20%
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🦍🌈 Indica with Commitment Issues

Gorilla Zkittlez

Imagine if King Kong got into Willy Wonka's stash—this is th

THC 20-26%
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🌈 Autoflower Hybrid

Gorilla Zkittlez Auto

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Zkittlez Auto

Imagine a sugar-rush that immediately body-slams you into th

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gorilla Zkittlez Auto

This autoflower is basically a sleep grenade wrapped in cand

THC 20%
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🦍🌈 Hybrid

Gorilla Zkittlez by Semyanich

Imagine if King Kong got stoned on Skittles and decided to w

THC 20%
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🍬 Low-Key Hybrid

Gorilla Zkittlez CBD

Imagine your favorite childhood candy got a LinkedIn profile

THC 6-12%
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🧀 Hybrid

Gorillad Cheese

Imagine Gorilla Glue and a wheel of funky UK Cheese had a st

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gorillanuska

Gorillanuska is what happens when Space GenetiX lets their f

THC 18-24%
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🦍 Pure Indica Chaos

Gorillas And Monkeys

Gorillas And Monkeys is the strain that answers the age-old

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Gorillas Bananas

Clone Quest’s lovechild of Lemon OG and Gorilla Haze—half zo

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gorillas Eat Blueberries

Gorillas Eat Blueberries is what happens when breeders ask,

THC 20-25%
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🦍 Sativa-Dominant Night Stalker

Gorillas In The Night

Gorillas In The Night is what happens when a Silverback deci

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Gorillaz Automatic

Meet Gorillaz Automatic, Sensi Seeds' answer to growers who

THC 12%
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🟢 Hybrid

Gorille De Lis

Gorille De Lis is GanjaMed’s attempt to make a gorilla-sized

THC 20%
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🔮 Citrus-Goth Hybrid

Goth Girl

Goth Girl is the strain for when you want to feel like you'r

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gotham Glue

The strain that turns your couch into the Batcave and your s

THC 20-25%
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🖤 Balanced Hybrid

Gothick By Rodd Double D

Gothick is the mysterious love-child of breeder Rodd Double

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Gotime

Meet Gotime, the strain that treats your brain like a ping-p

THC 18%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Gotti

Gotti is the strain equivalent of a velvet tracksuit: loud,

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica

Gotti

Gotti is the cannabis equivalent of a mob boss in a velvet t

THC 20-28%
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🧀 Couch-Locked & Cheesy

Gouda

The only time it’s acceptable to say your weed smells like f

THC 20-25%
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🧀 Pure Indica

Gouda Cheese

Imagine if the Netherlands got high and forgot to refrigerat

THC 20%
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🧀 Indica Knock-Out

Gouda's Glory

Gouda's Glory is what happens when Dutch breeders decide you

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Goudaberry

Goudaberry is what happens when Dutch cheese and fruity pebb

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Ultra-Chill Indica

Goudaberry

Goudaberry is the strain equivalent of pairing a charcuterie

THC 5%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Goudini Junction

Named after the legendary escape artist, Goudini Junction he

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Gouduh

Meet Gouduh, Humminbird Genetics' Frankenstein baby that cra

THC 18-22%
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🟤 50/50 Hybrid Stew

Goulash

Green Wolf Genetics whipped up this genetic goulash like a s

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Goverla

Goverla is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who says "

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Government Cheese

Imagine if the DMV started breeding weed—equal parts paperwo

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Government Cheese

A bureaucratic love-child between UK Cheese and the mythical

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Government Cocaine

Named like a DEA sting operation, Government Cocaine is Ston

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Government Oasis

Purple City Genetics’ Government Oasis is the bureaucratic i

THC 18%
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🔵 100% Certified Couch-Lock

Government Ration

Government Ration is the cannabis equivalent of DMV paperwor

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Government Runtz

Government Runtz is the strain that makes DMV lines feel lik

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Caucus

Government Shutdown

Stone Free Seeds named this one after the only thing more pa

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Indica

Governmint Oasis

Governmint Oasis is GMO Cookies and Gush Mints’ overachievin

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Governmint Oasis CBD

Imagine your favorite gas-station garlic knots got a wellnes

THC 6-10%
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🟢 Sativa

Goxua

Goxua is what happens when Spanish pastry chefs moonlight as

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mashup

Goxuak

Goxuak is what happens when breeders play genetic Jenga with

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Goya by Illuminati Seeds

Goya is what happens when Illuminati Seeds decides to play G

THC 22-26%
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🟢 Couch-Lock OG

Gozzila by Zmellz A Pollo

Gozzila is the strain that makes you stomp through your own

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Indica (but let’s be honest, it’s 2024—everything’s a hybrid)

GP x AB

If the NBA had a farm team for weed, GP x AB would be its MV

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

GP3 by James Loud Genetics

GP3 is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition sneaker

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

GPG-33

GPG-33 is the strain equivalent of that friend who’s simulta

THC 18-24%
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🤯 Hybrid

GPII by Offensive Selections

GPII is what happens when breeders get bored and decide to F

THC 18-22%
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⚫️ Boutique Indica Who Refuses to Show Its Papers

GPZ

GPZ is the cannabis equivalent of a SoundCloud rapper—big hy

THC 20-28%

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