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Strain Reviews

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🔲 Balanced Hybrid (aka “Training Wheels OG”)

Gr8pe Nuts Remix

The strain that proves you can remix a peanut and still end

THC 5-10%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Graham Canyon

Graham Canyon is basically what happens when a graham cracke

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Couch & Cloud Hybrid

Graham Cracker

Taylormade Selections basically took a campfire treat, pumpe

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Grajo by Black Tuna

Meet Grajo, the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamomi

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Space-Grade Indica

Gramstacker IX

Gramstacker IX is what happens when rocket scientists decide

THC 20-25%

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🥂 Champagne-Soaked Sativa

Gran Champagne

Gran Champagne is what happens when your weed dealer goes to

THC 20-30%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gran Flora

Meet Gran Flora, the strain that treats your brain like a di

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Gran Hefe

Gran Hefe is the strain Up The Hill Creations cooked up afte

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Gran Jefa

Meet Gran Jefa—the strain that treats your body like a beanb

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grand Blue Cheese

Imagine if your grandpa’s purple drank and a wheel of expire

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Connoisseur Indica

Grand Blueberry Pie

Imagine if Marie Callender got paranoid and cross-bred her f

THC 20-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Grand Brix

Grand Brix is what happens when Alphakronik Genes decides yo

THC 22%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Grand Caper

Meet Grand Caper, the strain that took "cookies and capers"

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Grand Chocolate

Triple Ott Organics took “death by chocolate” literally and

THC 18%

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🍷 Couch-Locked Cognac

Grand Cognac By Jonz

Grand Cognac is what happens when a bougie French sommelier

THC 18-24%

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🔥 Pure Colombian Rocket Fuel

Grand Colombian

Meet the strain that made your abuela’s coffee look like cha

THC 18%

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🍷 Indica (a.k.a. Fancy Couch Glue)

Grand Cru

Grand Cru is the strain equivalent of putting on a tuxedo to

THC 15-25%

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🍑 Balanced Hybrid

Grand Daddy Apricot

Meet Grand Daddy Apricot: the strain that tastes like your g

THC 12%

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🟣 Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Grand Daddy Banner

The British finally gave us something better than dry humor—

THC 20-26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Grand Daddy Banner

Flavour Chasers basically Frankensteined Grand Daddy Purple

THC 15-30%

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⚜️ Deep-South Indica

Grand Daddy Crippie

Grand Daddy Crippie is Cajun Style Genetics’ love letter to

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grand Daddy Gorilla

Meet the strain that got its name from violently couch-locki

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Full-Grown Couch Commander

Grand Daddy OG

Meet the strain that convinced two West Coast legends to hav

THC 17-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Grand Daddy Pink

Imagine your grandpa’s favorite recliner grew purple hair an

THC 18%

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💤 Couch-Lock Royalty Indica

Grand Daddy Platinum Purpberry Cookies

Johnston's Genetics basically hot-wired a bakery to a vineya

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica

Grand Daddy Psycho

This UK-born purple monster smells like your grandma’s grape

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Grand Daddy Psycho

London City Genetics took classic GDP, dialed the chill to "

THC 18%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Grand Daddy Purp by Grand Daddy Purp

Meet the strain that sounds like a nursing-home resident but

THC 25-29%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grand Daddy Purple

Meet the strain that made purple weed cool before Instagram

THC 17-24%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Grand Daddy Purple

The strain that turned an entire generation into grape-flavo

THC 18%

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🟣 Vintage Couch-Lock OG

Grand Daddy Purple

The strain that taught millennials what 'couch-locked' actua

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Ruderalis-Assisted Couch Magnet

Grand Daddy Purple Autoflower

The pension plan of purple weed: flowers itself while you bi

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grand Daddy Purple x Cinderella 99

Scott Family Farms basically asked "what if Napa Valley and

THC 23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Soda

Grand Daddy Red Pop

Imagine if Willy Wonka and your grumpy purple grandpa tag-te

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grand Daddy Silvertip

KingJayGenetics took traditional indica, dipped it in silver

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grand Daddy's Tangerine

Imagine if your grandpa's secret stash got a glow-up from a

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Leaner

Grand Doggy Purps

Imagine if Snoop Dogg’s purple drank and a gas station bathr

THC 20%

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🟣 Double-Stacked Purple Nap-Time

Grand Double Purple

Imagine Granddaddy Purple after it hit the gym and doubled d

THC 17-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Grand Dude 8

Meet Grand Dude 8: the strain that makes you the star of you

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Grand Exodus

Think Moses parted the Red Sea? Wait till Grand Exodus parts

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grand Gelato

Imagine someone blended a Michelin-star dessert with a rocke

THC 26%

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🍈 Dessert-Grade Tropical Hybrid

Grand Guava

Grand Guava is what happens when Gelato goes on vacation and

THC 24-34%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grand Larry Purps

Aztech Genetics took 'purple drank' and turned it into a pla

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Grand Larry Purps Auto

Aztech Genetics basically Frankensteined Granddaddy Purps, L

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Chef-Certified Balanced Hybrid

Grand Manitou

Like a bougie trail mix made by a stoned sommelier, Grand Ma

THC 18%

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⚗️ Hybrid

Grand Master Chem

Lucky Dog Seed Co basically created a Ph.D. in dank with thi

THC 20-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grand Master Kush

Meet the strain that makes yoga instructors cancel class and

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Grand Master Sexy

The strain that sounds like a 90s R&B album but hits like a

THC 22-24%