🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Granddaddy Purple Auto

The autoflowering version of the legendary couch-lock champi

THC 18-22%
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🔮 CBD-Heavy Indica

Granddaddy Purple CBD

It’s the strain equivalent of your grandpa swapping bourbon

THC 5-10%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Granddaddy Purple F2

The sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed—GDP's grand

THC 17%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic 2.0

Granddaddy Purple Ultraviolet

Imagine your grandfather’s favorite purple drank got a glow-

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Bound Indica

Granddaddy Purple X Chocolate Trip

Katsu Seeds basically took the weed equivalent of a Napa cab

THC 24%
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🟣 Hybrid (GDP x Mystery Haze)

Granddaddy Purple X Secret Haze

Imagine your cool grandpa put on a purple velvet tracksuit a

THC 5%
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🟣 Indica

Granddaddy Red Pop

Imagine your grandpa’s cough syrup and a 90’s corner-store s

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Granddaddy's Gold

Slanted Farms basically bottled your grandpa’s nap and sprin

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Cheese-Forward Couch Magnet

Granddads Blue Cheese

Imagine if your grandfather’s sock drawer and a wheel of Roq

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Grande Crack

Meet Grande Crack—the strain that turns your to-do list into

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grande Gotti

Grande Gotti is Aficionado French Connection’s attempt at ma

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grande Supremo

Gage Green Genetics basically mic-dropped the weed world wit

THC 22-27%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Grandfather OG

The OG that acts like your actual grandpa—tells you to sit d

THC 25%
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🍋 Sativa

Grandfunk

Grandfunk is Maha Kala Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grandi Candi

Grandi Candi is the strain equivalent of putting on a tuxedo

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Grandi Candi

Grandi Candi is basically gelato’s sugar-addicted cousin who

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Dessert-Indica

Grandi Candy

Grandi Candy is what happens when a Gelato hookup and a cand

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Tropical

Grandi Guava

Imagine a guava smoothie that grew legs, learned indica gene

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (but acts like it read a self-help book)

Grandi Guava

Grandi Guava is what happens when a guava smoothie and a Gel

THC 18-22%
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🍭 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Grandi Runtz

Imagine if Zkittlez and Gelato had a sugar-rush baby, then d

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Grandiflora Guava

Meet the strain that smells like a smoothie bar had a one-ni

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grandishii

Imagine a strain that’s the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Grandma Shark

Grandma Shark is the sativa that shows up to brunch with a f

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Grandma's Batch Candy Cookies

Purple Caper Seeds basically weaponized nostalgia: one puff

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Grandma's Candy

A strain so sweet it could give Willy Wonna diabetes, Grandm

THC 18%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Grandma's Double Stuffed Cookies

Johnston's Genetics basically weaponized nostalgia by crossi

THC 18-25%
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🏁 Hybrid

Grandma's Formula One

The strain that proves your nana was secretly hot-boxing the

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Grandma's Hashplant

The strain that proves your grandma was cooler than you. Bod

THC 18-22%
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🧶 Balanced Hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa)

Grandma's OG

Grandma’s OG is the strain that keeps the OG legacy alive wh

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Grandma's Punch

The strain that proves Granny’s been holding out on us. One

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grandma's Sugar Cookies

Imagine if your sweet, cardigan-wearing nana dropped a tray

THC 18%
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🟣 100% Couch-Lock Certified

Grandmas Hairy Back

Grandmas Hairy Back is that indica you smoke when you want t

THC 18%
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🍋 Couch-Lock Custard

Grandmas Lemon Meringue

Imagine your granny’s lemon pie, except instead of a polite

THC 18-24%
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💤 Couch-Lock OG

Grandmas Skunk

The strain that proves your actual grandma could out-breed h

THC 18%
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🎖️ Hybrid

Grandmaster Runtz

The strain so exclusive even its parents won’t admit it exis

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Grandmommy Purple

The strain that gives new meaning to "grandma’s medicine cab

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Royalty

Grandmommy Purple

Meet the strain that raids your fridge and your REM cycle in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Full-Time Couch Magnet

Grandoggy Purps

Connoisseur Genetics’ Grandoggy Purps is the strain equivale

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Grandpa Jack

Meet Grandpa Jack—the sativa that shows up to Thanksgiving d

THC 18%
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🔵 Old-Man Couch-Lock Indica

Grandpa Larry

Grandpa Larry is the cannabis equivalent of that old relativ

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaner That Won’t Chain You to the Couch

Grandpa Larry

Grandpa Larry is what happens when Granddaddy Purple and Lar

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Grandpa OG by Astrul

The OG your OG warned you about. At 20% THC, Grandpa OG will

THC 20%
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🦈 Hybrid

Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the strain equivalent of shuffleboard at 3

THC 8%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grandpa's Breath

Imagine your gramps just hot-boxed his study with a pipe ful

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Grandpa's Breath F2

The strain that answers the question: 'What if gramps traded

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grandpa's Breath F2

Imagine your granddad just polished off a grape Jolly Ranche

THC 18-26%
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💤 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Grandpa's Cookies

Ethos Genetics basically bottled the smell of your grandfath

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (with a walker)

Grandpa's Cookies

Imagine your gramps hot-boxing the cookie aisle at Whole Foo

THC 20%

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