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⚫ Couch-Lock OG Indica

Grandpa's Diesel

The strain that proves your grandpa was low-key a chemist. I

THC 20%
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🔮 Vintage Indica

Grandpa's Finest

The strain your grandfather would roll if he still had his 1

THC 18-26%
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🔫 Vintage Indica

Grandpa's Gun Chest

This boutique indica smells like your Paw-Paw's cedar-lined

THC 15-28%
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🧥 Couch-Locked Hybrid

Grandpa's Jacket

Think of every moth-eaten, potpourri-scented coat in your gr

THC 18-24%
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🌸 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'balanced like your ex's emotional state')

Grandpa's Pink Taco

This Trichome Kings creation is what happens when breeders n

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Veteran

Grandpa's RPG

Grandpa's RPG is the strain equivalent of your gramps pullin

THC 18%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Grandpa's Stash

The strain that proves Grandpa was low-key the plug all alon

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grandpas Breath 2.0

Turpene Time's nostalgic remix of classic genetics tastes li

THC 18-22%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grandpas Cookies

The strain that turns your living room into a memory-foam ma

THC 18%
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🟤 Vintage Indica

Grandpas Stash

Imagine raiding your grandfather’s cookie tin and finding a

THC 15-25%
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💍 Hybrid Cake-In-Law

Grandpas Wedding

Grandpa ditched bingo night, eloped with Wedding Cake, and n

THC 20-29%
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🟢 Swiss-Soother Indica

Granflora

Helvetic Seeds took their banking-grade precision and bred a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Swiss-Balanced Hybrid

Granflora

Meet Granflora: the strain so meticulously Swiss it probably

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Granita

Granita is Brain Freeze Seeds’ attempt at making weed that w

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Granita

Meet Granita, the strain that treats your body like an indic

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica

Granita

Granita is what happens when your Gelato gets jealous of you

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Granita5 x Kreamdog

The lovechild of a gelato shop and a lazy Sunday, Granita5 x

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Granite Haze

Meet Granite Haze: the only rock that gets you high instead

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Sativa

Granite Haze F4

Speedrun Seeds took classic Haze, fed it a Red Bull, and add

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Granite Iceberg

Meet Granite Iceberg, the strain that’s basically a geology

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grannies Glock

Meet the strain that sounds like Nana joined a cartel but ac

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grannimales

The strain that proves cookies and grapes can play nice toge

THC 20%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Granny Apple Fritter

Imagine your grandma’s apple fritter got possessed by a 32%

THC 32%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Granny Cakes

Granny Cakes is Nyxclusives Genetics' edible-looking hybrid

THC 25%
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🍬 Sativa

Granny Candy

Imagine if your grandma’s candy dish got high and grew into

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Granny MAC

Granny MAC is the strain equivalent of your grandma’s secret

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning MAC Hybrid

Granny Mac

Think Miracle Alien Cookies went on a spa weekend and came b

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Granny Skunk

Meet Granny Skunk – the strain that proves your sweet old na

THC 18-25%
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🍏 Sativa Dessert

Granny's Apple

Granny's Apple is what happens when a Granny Smith elopes wi

THC 20-27%
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🥧 60/40 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Granny's Apple Fritter

The strain that answers "what if your grandma baked edibles

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Granny's Home

Granny's Home is the strain equivalent of finding $20 in you

THC 15%
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🍵 Premium Sativa

Granny's Tea

Imagine your grandmother’s tea cabinet got freaky with a Tha

THC 26-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Granola Funk

Imagine if a Phish concert and a Whole Foods bulk aisle had

THC 20%
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🍪 Hybrid (Cookie-Dough Couch Edition)

Granola Funk

Imagine if your grandma's granola got high, joined a jam ban

THC 18-26%
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🍇 Purple Couchlock Express

Grape

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—this is wh

THC 26%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Grape 13 by Hazeman Seeds

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher and a pine forest had a one

THC 18%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Grape 33

Grape 33 is what happens when Cannarado Genetics asks, "What

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Grape Afghan Kush

Imagine an Afghan grandpa who suddenly discovered EDM and st

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Grape Agate

Grape Agate is what happens when Mendo Dope Farms decides yo

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Grape Aioli

Grape Aioli by The Plant Stable is the strain equivalent of

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Purple People-Pleaser Hybrid

Grape Amethyst

Grape Amethyst is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher an

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grape Amnesia

The strain that makes you forget your ex's name but remember

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Grape Animal

Meet Grape Animal, the purple nugget that convinced your cou

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Grape Animals

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a purple cow with a bar of Xanax—Gr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Grape Ape

Grape Ape is the strain equivalent of getting hugged by a ve

THC 15-23%
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🍇 Full-Time Couch Magnet

Grape Ape

Meet Grape Ape, the indica that turns your living room into

THC 15-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Grape Ape

Meet Grape Ape—the strain that turns functional adults into

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grape Ape

Imagine a 300-lb silverback gorilla made entirely of grape j

THC 15-23%

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