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🟣 Couch-Locked Casanova

Grand Master Sexy

The strain that sounds like a sleazy pickup artist but actua

THC 18-23%
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💤 Couch-Lock Classic

Grand OG by Roor Seeds Amsterdam

Grand OG is the strain that asks 'why stand when you can mel

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Grand Poobah

Grand Poobah is what happens when breeders decide "mild" is

THC 18-25%
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🌞 Certified Morning Sativa

Grand Rising

Bred by the lab-coat monks at Aqualung Gardens, Grand Rising

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Indica Powerhouse

Grand Slam

Grand Slam is the strain that shows up to your brain like a

THC 18-24%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Grand Sundae

Seattle Chronic Seeds basically took your Sunday cheat meal

THC 20%
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🚓 Balanced Hybrid

Grand Theft Auto

Named after the game that taught a generation how to outrun

THC 20-28%
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🌑 Couch-Lock OG

Grand Truffles

Grand Truffles is Big Dog Exotic’s idea of a Michelin-starre

THC 18%
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💨 Sativa

Grand Wedding

Like attending your cousin's destination wedding, except the

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa Auto-Flower

Grand Wedding Auto

Grand Wedding Auto is the only wedding gift that won’t end u

THC 22-24%
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🔮 Indica

Grandaddy Alien

Grandaddy Alien is what happens when Granddaddy Purple and T

THC 22%
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⚫ Deep-Purple Couch Magnet

Grandaddy Banner

Imagine your gramps and the Hulk had a baby—purple, angry, a

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Grandaddy Black

Grandaddy Black is the strain that asks "what if a grape slu

THC 20%+
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Grandaddy Black

The strain that proves "lights out" isn't just a bedtime sto

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Grandaddy Black

Meet the strain that cosplays as a black hole: Grandaddy Bla

THC 19-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grandaddy Confidential

Seedstockers basically bottled your grandpa’s nap time and s

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grandaddy Dawg

Meet the strain that’s basically your grumpy-but-wise grandf

THC 25%
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🟢 Sativa (with grandpa's bedtime stories)

Grandaddy Haze

Meet your new favorite frenemy: a sativa that starts like a

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Grandaddy Haze

Meet Grandaddy Haze: the strain that turns your Tuesday into

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Grandaddy Haze

Imagine your chill grape-soda grandpa hot-wiring a Ferrari—t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Grandaddy Meigs

Copa Genetics took the family tree, slapped a crown on it, a

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grandaddy OG

The strain that proves evolution sometimes means becoming th

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Grandaddy Pupil

Grandaddy Pupil is the strain that asks "what if we made wee

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Grandaddy Purple

Meet GDP, the strain that looks like it was dipped in Grimac

THC 17-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Grandaddy Purple by Seeds66

The strain that looks like Barney the Dinosaur but hits like

THC 20%
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🟣 Pure Indica Couch-Lock Legend

Grandaddy Purple S1

Meet the strain that made purple weed cool before TikTok exi

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Grandaddy Scout Kush

207 Seeds' lovechild of tradition and tech, Grandaddy Scout

THC 18%
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⚪ Pure Indica

Grandaddy White

Meet the strain that looks like it was rolled in Christmas t

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grandaddy x Bruce Banner

This genetic lovechild of purple royalty and green rage-mons

THC 15-20%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Grandads Kush

Meet Grandads Kush: the strain that raids your grandpa’s med

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Granddad's Lavender

Meet the strain that literally grew up on stories about walk

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Hybrid with Identity Issues

Granddaddy Blue

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Granddaddy Breath

Slanted Farms basically weaponized nap time. Granddaddy Brea

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Granddaddy Bx

Six years and 80 failed Tinder dates later, Purple Caper See

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Granddaddy Confidential

Pheno Finder Seeds pulled a fast one: they took classic GDP

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock Special

Granddaddy Forbidden Punch

Meet the strain that’s basically your grandpa’s cough syrup

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Granddaddy Gorilla x Honey Banana

Imagine if your grandpa’s medicine cabinet and a gas-station

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure Couch Glue Indica

Granddaddy Grape

Meet the strain that made ‘just one hit’ a complete lie. Gra

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Granddaddy OG

Imagine your grandpa hot-boxed his Oldsmobile with OG Kush a

THC 15-25%
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🪐 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Granddaddy Pluto

Granddaddy Pluto is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics ge

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Cosmic Couch-Lock Indica

Granddaddy Pluto

Named after a planet that got demoted and a grandpa who refu

THC 15-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Granddaddy Purple

Granddaddy Purple is the OG purple people-eater that turns y

THC 22-24%
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🟣 OG Indica Royalty

Granddaddy Purple

The strain that made purple weed a personality trait. Grandd

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Granddaddy Purple

The strain that taught millennials the color purple could ta

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Magnet Indica

Granddaddy Purple

The strain that made purple weed cool again and your furnitu

THC 22-24%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Royalty

Granddaddy Purple

The strain that made purple weed cool before Instagram filte

THC 22-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Granddaddy Purple

The OG purple people-eater of indicas, Granddaddy Purple is

THC 22-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Granddaddy Purple

Meet the strain that invented the phrase "Netflix and melt i

THC 17-25%

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