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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grape Ape

Picture a 300-pound silverback gorilla made entirely of grap

THC 15%

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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Grape Ape Auto

Royal Queen Seeds took the original Grape Ape, hit it with R

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Grape Ape by 420 Seeds

Picture Big Grape wearing a velvet smoking jacket, gently lo

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Purple People Eater

Grape Ape by ApeOrigin

Grape Ape is the strain equivalent of drinking a bottle of c

THC 15%

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🟣 Full-Time Couch Magnet

Grape Ape by Blim Burn Seeds

Grape Ape is the strain that convinced your grandma purple w

THC 15%

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🍇 Functional Purple Pillow

Grape Ape CBD

The strain that made 2000s stoners scream "Grape drank!" is

THC 8%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grape Ape Cookies

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and crossbred a fruit stand wi

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Autoflower

Grape Ape F1 Automatic

Grape Ape F1 Automatic is what happens when breeders force a

THC 20-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Grape-Ninja

Grape Ape Stomper

Imagine a 500-lb purple gorilla stomping on a vineyard while

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Grape Ape x Blue Moon Rocks

This Off Grid Seed Co. mash-up is basically what happens whe

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Cosmic Couch Glue

Grape Asteroid Galactic

Imagine getting licked by a grape jelly meteor and then gent

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Purple Nap Indica

Grape Balls of Fire

Dying Breed Seeds named this one after what happens when Wil

THC 20%

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🔥 Purple-Headed Hybrid

Grape Balls Of Fire

Grape Balls Of Fire is Ethos Genetics’ attempt at making a s

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Grape Bomb

Grape Bambino

Grape Bambino is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into wee

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grape Banger

Grape Banger is the strain equivalent of a wine-and-diesel c

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Shackle

Grape Belts

Grape Belts is Zephyr Seeds' love letter to anyone who wants

THC 18-26%

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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Grape Beltz by Royal Jellies

Imagine a grape Jolly Rancher and a forest floor had a baby

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Sativa Slap

Grape Berry Hash Plant #12

Helderberg Genetics basically bottled a purple fruit salad a

THC 22-25%

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🍇 Purple-Power Hybrid

Grape Beyond

Grape Beyond is what happens when Square One Genetics asks,

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cannoli

Grape Biscotti

Grape Biscotti is what happens when a pastry chef gets way t

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Which Way Is Up?' Weed)

Grape Blizzard

Imagine Willy Wonka and a ski lift had a baby—this is it. Gr

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Can

Grape Blow

Grape Blow is the strain equivalent of getting grape-juice d

THC 20-24%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Candy

Grape Blow

Grape Blow is the strain equivalent of grape soda at 3 AM—sw

THC 24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Grapezilla

Grape Boogers

Grape Boogers is what happens when Meows Trap Seeds asks, "W

THC 17%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Grape Breath

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a dispensary with OG Kush Brea

THC 20-26%

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🍇💨 Hybrid

Grape Breath by Taylormade Selections

Grape Breath is what happens when a vineyard and a dispensar

THC 30%

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🟣 Certified Couch Shackle

Grape Bubba Stomper V1

Riot Seeds basically took couch-lock, painted it purple, and

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Grape Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that tast

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Grape Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a strain—

THC 18-24%

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🍇 Hybrid

Grape Bubblegum

Imagine if your childhood grape Hubba Bubba grew up, hit the

THC 17-24%

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🟣 Indica

Grape Bubblegum Verano

Imagine grape Hubba Bubba and a purple crayon had a baby, th

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Indica (But Not the Couch-Lock Villain You Think)

Grape Bubbly

Imagine Welch’s and Dom Pérignon had a one-night stand in a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Grape C

Grape C is the strain equivalent of a grape soda burp that p

THC 26%

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🍇 Full-Time Couch Magnet

Grape C Organic Remedies

Grape C is the strain equivalent of turning your brain to ai

THC 18-26%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Cake Indica

Grape Cake

Seed Junky Genetics basically bottled a bakery aisle at 2 a.

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Grape Cake

Imagine if a grape jelly donut and a slice of wedding cake h

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Chill Pill

Grape Cake CBD

Imagine if grape soda got a PhD in anxiety management. This

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Cake

Grape Cake Head

Imagine grape jelly and vanilla frosting had a baby, then th

THC 20-28%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Confection

Grape Cake Head 19

Jungle Boys basically baked a fruit pie, dipped it in kief,

THC 22-28%

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🫚 Couch-Lock Confection

Grape Cake OG

Imagine a grape Jolly Rancher that got body-slammed by an OG

THC 20-26%

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🍇 Purple Power Hybrid

Grape Candy

Grape Candy is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 18%

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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Grape Candy

Grape Candy is what happens when Willy Wonka discovers weed.

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Candy

Grape Candy

Imagine grape Kool-Aid got knocked up by a purple freight tr

THC 18%

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🍇 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Grape Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka hotboxed a kush greenhouse and said "mak

THC 26%

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🍇 Sativa

Grape Candy Skunk

Grape Candy Skunk is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher

THC 15%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Grape Cannoli

Imagine if a Sicilian bakery got cross-faded with a vineyard

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Grape Canyon

Grape Canyon is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet tracksui

THC 18-26%

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🍇 Couch-Locked Candy Indica

Grape Canyonz

Grape Canyonz is dessert weed cosplaying as actual medicine—

THC 15-25%