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🍇 Hybrid (Purple-Slapped Edition)

Grapes Of Wrath

Imagine grape soda getting rear-ended by a diesel truck—now

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Grapesicle

Grapesicle is what happens when Willy Wonka discovers indica

THC 21-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Grapesidos

Imagine grape jelly made a baby with a pine tree and that ba

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

GrapeSkunk

Next Generation Seed Company basically asked, “What if we ma

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Grape

GrapeskunkOG

Maui Jane’s lovechild of skunk and grape candy. It looks lik

THC 20-25%

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⚡ Grape-Fueled Hybrid

Grapesy Whoa

Imagine grape soda and a freight train had a baby—that’s Gra

THC 18-26%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Grape Soda

Grapesycle by Nerds Genetics

Imagine grape Kool-Aid and a weighted blanket had a baby, th

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Grapetide

Grapetide is JohnnyBGoode’s attempt at cannabis diplomacy—ha

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Grapevine

Meet Grapevine, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Grapevine Candy

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher and your grandma's velvet c

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Grapevinez

Grapevinez is what happens when breeders skip the gym and go

THC 18%

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🍇 Autoflower Hybrid

Grapey Walter

Grapey Walter is Mephisto Genetics' attempt to make a strain

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grapier Swisher

Taylormade Selections did the impossible: made a strain that

THC 23%

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🟣 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Grapist F2

Grapist F2 is what happens when breeders ask, "What if Welch

THC 18%

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🌈 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Grappa

Imagine if grappa liquor and weed had a baby after a Tinder

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Grappalanche

Bio Bomb Selections basically said "what if we made a strain

THC 18-22%

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🍇🍏 Dessert-First Hybrid

Grapple Pie

Grapple Pie is what happens when someone with a sweet tooth

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Grapplez by Black Tuna

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and decided to cross a gra

THC 20%

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🟣 Deep-Dive Indica

Grasa De Mono

Meet Grasa De Mono, the strain whose name literally means 'M

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grass Fed by Aqualung Gardens

Grass Fed is what happens when a boutique breeder asks, "Wha

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland Weed)

Grass Fire OG

Grass Fire OG is the strain equivalent of lighting a campfir

THC 18%

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🐒 Straight-Up Sativa

Grass Monkey

Grass Monkey is what happens when LEDSeedz lets a lab-coat c

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Grassafrass

Grassafrass is Irie Genetics' attempt at creating the Switze

THC 15-25%

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🦗 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who TF Knows?')

Grasshopper

Grasshopper is the strain equivalent of a mystery box—you ne

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Grasshopper Glue

Imagine GG4 went on a juice cleanse and accidentally did a c

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Grasshopper Pie

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a pastry chef got stuck in an el

THC 18%

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🦗 Hybrid Hopper

Grasshopper Weed

Grasshopper Weed is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 20-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gratefruit Gas

Gratefruit Gas is what happens when a backwoods botanist dec

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Gratefruit Lotus

Meet Gratefruit Lotus, the strain that can't decide if it wa

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grateful Breath

The lovechild of a Phish concert and a yoga retreat, Gratefu

THC 18-24%

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🔮 OG Indica

Grateful Breath

Grateful Breath is the strain equivalent of your hippie aunt

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grateful Breath F2

The love child of a grateful deadhead and a jar of Skippy, t

THC 18%

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🌞 Classic Sativa

Grateful Casey

Grateful Casey is what happens when breeders get nostalgic f

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grateful Chem

Grateful Chem is what happens when chem nerds get romantic:

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grateful Chemdawg

Grateful Chemdawg is basically if your dad's old tour van be

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Grateful Dawg

Grateful Dawg is what happens when a Deadhead scientist deci

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grateful Glue

Grateful Glue is the strain that takes "Netflix and chill" w

THC 20-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Grateful Glue

Grateful Glue is what happens when GG4 and Grateful Breath h

THC 18-21%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grateful Grape

Grateful Grape is what happens when your fruit salad starts

THC 18%

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🟡 Sativa

Grateful Grapefruit Skunk

Imagine a grapefruit that joined a punk band and never showe

THC 18-20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

Grateful Med

Grateful Med is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 17-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in Tie-Dye

Grateful Puff

Grateful Puff is the strain your Deadhead uncle thinks he in

THC 20-28%

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🔄 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Turbo Mix

Gratefull Dead Auto

This auto-flowering speed demon from High Speed Buds hits 25

THC 25%

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🔶 Detroit Couch-Lock OG

Gratiot Gold

Gratiot Gold is Detroit’s way of saying “sorry about the Lio

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Gravel Pit

Imagine if you hot-boxed a construction site and then got in

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Hybrid (AKA Whoops-I'm-Suddenly-Couch-Locked)

Gravitron

Gravitron is Heisenbeans Genetics' love letter to gravitatio

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Gravity

Clone Only’s Gravity is the black hole of indicas—once you c

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gravity Bong

Tuck N’ Roll Genetics finally bottled the feeling of a 2-lit

THC 15-25%