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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'The Diplomat')

Greasy Spoon

Imagine if a late-night diner and a PhD in botany had a baby

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Greasy Truffles

Greasy Truffles is what happens when a strain decides to wea

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Great Ape

Great Ape is what happens when breeders try to make a strain

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Couchlock OG

Great Aunt's Secret

The Emerald Triangle’s best-kept family recipe—like finding

THC 20-20%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Great Balls of Fire

Flip Side’s Great Balls of Fire is the strain equivalent of

THC 20%
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🎲 Mystery Hybrid

Great Divide

Great Divide is the cannabis equivalent of a box of chocolat

THC 20-35%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Kraken

Great Purple Shark

Imagine if Grimace and Jaws had a baby, then rolled that bab

THC 20%
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🎰 Balanced Hybrid

Great Success

Meet Great Success—the strain that over-promises in the name

THC 18-22%
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🦬 Sativa-Dominant Legend

Great White Buffalo

The strain that stoners call "the one that got away"—because

THC 21-23%
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⚪ Hybrid (Kush DNA with a Sativa side hustle)

Great White Kush

Named after the ocean’s apex predator but delivering more "c

THC 18%
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⚪ Pure Indica

Great White Mamut

Great White Mamut is the strain that proves evolution got re

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant (AKA Couch Glue)

Great White Shark

Named after the ocean's apex predator because smoking it fee

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Great White Shark

Meet Great White Shark, the strain that swims up and slaps y

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Diesel-Powered Hybrid

Great White Shark

Named after an apex predator, this strain will absolutely ea

THC 15-20%
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⚪ Mild-Mannered Indica

Great White Shark

Meet the strain that sounds like it’ll bite your face off bu

THC 9%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Great White Shark Auto

The weed equivalent of a microwave dinner: zero planning, de

THC 12-20%
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🦈 9% THC Couch-Lock Classic

Great White Shark By Zoo Seeds

Great White Shark is the strain equivalent of ordering a Red

THC 9%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Great White Shark CBD

The strain that proves you can be mellow and mildly terrifyi

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Great White Shark x Aloha WW

The Blazing Pistileros basically bottled a tropical thunders

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

GreatfruitOG

GreatfruitOG is the strain equivalent of canceling all your

THC 23%
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🟡 100% Mediterranean Sativa

Greek Kalamata

Picture a Greek salad that got possessed by Apollo—bright le

THC 20%
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🌊 Sativa-Dominant Heritage Hybrid

Greek Kalamata Red

Named after the olive capital of Greece, this tall drink of

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Indica Fossil

Green Afghan Landrace

This isn't your dealer's basement Afghan—it's the great-grea

THC 15-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Green AK XL

Zambeza’s Green AK XL is basically espresso in plant form—18

THC 18%
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⚖️ 70% Sativa Auto-Hybrid

Green AK XL Automatic

Green AK XL Automatic is the cannabis equivalent of a microw

THC 15%
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👽 Pure Indica

Green Alien

Green Alien is the strain that abducts your motivation and r

THC 18%
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🍏 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Green Apple

Green Apple is the strain you smoke when you want your brain

THC 17-24%
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🍏 Hybrid Candy Kick

Green Apple Candy

Atlas Seed’s Green Apple Candy is what happens when Willy Wo

THC 18-28%
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🟢 Indica

Green Apple Candy

Green Apple Candy is Atlas Seed’s love letter to anyone who

THC 15-25%
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🍏 Designer Hybrid

Green Apple Elixir

Meet the bougie apple that dropped out of Whole Foods and in

THC 20-26%
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🍏 Couch-Lock Orchard

Green Apple OG

Imagine getting smacked in the face by a Granny Smith wieldi

THC 19-29%
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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Green Apple Runtz

Imagine your vape pen got drunk at a farmers market and trie

THC 24%
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🍏 Flavor-Forward Mystery Hybrid

Green Apple Weed

Green Apple Weed is what happens when dispensaries say "scre

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Acts Like a Sativa on Tinder)

Green Apples

Green Apples is what happens when your weed dealer gets bore

THC 27%
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🟢 Sativa

Green Avenger

Green Avenger is what happens when the Brothers Grimm decide

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Green Banana Haze

Imagine if a tropical smoothie got kicked in the head by a H

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Green Bananas

Smoke One Genetics basically duct-taped ruderalis to an indi

THC 16-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Green Bastard

Green Bastard sounds like your ex's nickname, but this 50/50

THC 20%
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💎 50/50 Hybrid

Green Bling

Holy Smoke Seeds basically took a disco ball, rolled it in t

THC 18-23%
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🟢 The 6% Wonder Hybrid

Green Bud

Meet Green Bud—the strain that took home trophies while cloc

THC 6%
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☕ Sativa

Green Caffeine

Meet Green Caffeine, the strain that tricks your brain into

THC 18-26%
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🍬 Split-Personality Hybrid

Green Candy

Green Candy is what happens when breeders let indica and sat

THC 18%
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🍭 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Green Candy

Imagine if your childhood candy stash grew up, went to colle

THC 17-23%
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🍏 Dessert-Hybrid

Green Candy Apple

TH Seeds basically took a county-fair green candy apple, dip

THC 25%
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🧀 Low-Test Hybrid

Green Cheese

Imagine UK Cheese and Green Crack had a baby, then that baby

THC 5%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Green Cherries

Green Cherries is Tinos Genetics’ attempt at cannabis Switze

THC 20%
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🍧 Balanced Hybrid

Green Cherry Gelato

Green Cherry Gelato is what happens when a gelato shop and a

THC 19%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Green Chile Cheeseburger

Imagine if New Mexico’s state sandwich got high and tried to

THC 18%

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