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🟣 Tree-Trunk Indica

Gravity Cookies Paul Bunyan

Named after a folk hero who could clear forests before break

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Gravy Payton

Gravy Payton is what happens when Gary Payton trades his jum

THC 18-28%
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🚂 60% Indica / 40% Sativa Hybrid

Gravy Train

Gravy Train is what happens when Humboldt nerds spend a deca

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Gray Signora

Gray Signora is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 15-20%
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🪨 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gray Visitor

Gray Visitor is the extraterrestrial life-form that lands on

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa (By the Power of Stoners!)

Grayskull

NorStar Genetics basically cross-bred a motivational speaker

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GRC x BBC S1

GRC x BBC S1 is Robin Hood’s love child of genetics so balan

THC 26%
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🛢️ Indica

Grease Ball

Imagine if a mechanic dropped a nug into a vat of 5W-30 and

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Full-Grease Indica

Grease Beast

Grease Beast is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grease Berry

Grease Berry is Mr H Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s e

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Grease Bucket

Meet Grease Bucket, the strain that looks like it rolled aro

THC 20%
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⚫ Greasy Couch-Lock Indica

Grease Bucket

Grease Bucket sounds like what your mechanic calls his lunch

THC 20-25%
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🔧 Indica Night-Cap

Grease Cookies

Imagine a mechanic dunking a Girl Scout cookie into motor oi

THC 20%
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🟢 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'I Can't Decide')

Grease F2

Grease F2 is what happens when a Kush plant and a citrus tre

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grease Fire

Grease Fire is the strain that answers the question, "What i

THC 25%
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🛠️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Grease Gun by Atlas Seed

Grease Gun is the weed equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 18-24%
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⚡️ Hybrid (name is legally required to be yelled)

Grease Lightning

Imagine huffing a lemon-scented tire fire that also makes yo

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grease Mintz

Imagine if a York Peppermint Pattie made sweet, greasy love

THC 25-30%
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🤖 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey is what happens when GG4 and Runtz have a dirt

THC 25%
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🔧 55/45 Hybrid

Grease Monkey

Meet the strain that smells like your mechanic's armpit but

THC 25%
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🐒 Hybrid

Grease Monkey

Meet Grease Monkey—the strain that got its name because it’l

THC 22%
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🐒 Hybrid Grease-Fest

Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey is what happens when GG4 gets freaky with a my

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Champion

Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey is the strain equivalent of getting your hand

THC 28-30%
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🔧 Couch-Lock Mechanic

Grease Monkey

Imagine if your favorite mechanic hot-boxed a vanilla-scente

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Grease Monkey Automatic

This is the strain that turns functioning adults into horizo

THC 20%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Grease Monkey CBD

It’s the strain for people who want to smell like a mechanic

THC 8%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grease Monkey x Hazy Lady #10

Picture a diesel-soaked bouquet wearing a flower crown—this

THC 20%
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🔮 Deep-Fried Indica

Grease Monkey X Purple Punch

Imagine a purple snow-cone dipped in motor oil—this strain l

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Grease Monkey X Tina

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie got run over by a diesel truc

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Grease Skunky

Imagine if your high-school locker room got crossed with a g

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Slap-Fest

Grease Slapper

Imagine a Runtz and Grease Monkey had a baby in a Jiffy Lube

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grease Trap #2

The strain that officially killed your plans. Grease Trap #2

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grease's Pieces

The lovechild of a diesel truck and a yoga instructor, Greas

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Greased Monkey

If Red Bull bred with a tire fire, you'd get Greased Monkey—

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Greaselato

Greaselato is Span Lion Genetics' attempt to answer the age-

THC 18-23%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Circus

Greasi Lemons 2.0

Imagine if a gas station squeegee bucket and a farmers-marke

THC 18-24%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Greasy Cherry Ice Cream

Imagine if Ben & Jerry's got paranoid and crossbred with a c

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Greasy Crack

Greasy Crack sounds like a rejected Waffle House combo, but

THC 24%
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🍦 50/50 Hybrid

Greasy Creamsicle

Imagine your childhood creamsicle got a job at Jiffy Lube an

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Greasy Grapes

Greasy Grapes is what happens when Exotic Genetix decides yo

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sloth Fuel

Greasy Grapes

Imagine Willy Wonka’s purple drank collided with a diesel tr

THC 18-22%
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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Greasy Hippie

Greasy Hippie is what happens when a craft breeder decides t

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Greasy Icing

Greasy Icing is the strain equivalent of licking cake frosti

THC 18-26%
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🔥 Sativa

Greasy Inferno

Greasy Inferno is what happens when a gas station chili cook

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Greasy Motorcake Runtz

Imagine if a 7-Eleven married a Rolls-Royce and they had a v

THC 25-30%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Greasy Puzzy

Greasy Puzzy is the strain that looks like it just crawled o

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Greasy Runtz

Greasy Runtz is the strain that looks like it dipped its nug

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Greasy Runtz

Greasy Runtz is what happens when Runtz and Grease Monkey ha

THC 25%

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