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🟢 Sativa

Green County Diesel

Imagine if a truck stop air freshener got a PhD in chemistry

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Green Crack

The strain that sounds like it was named by a confused narc

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Auto

Green Crack

Meet Green Crack—the strain that sounds like it should come

THC 15%
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🔋 Purebred Sativa

Green Crack

Meet the strain that makes coffee file for unemployment. Gre

THC 15%
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🟢 Indica in Disguise

Green Crack

Green Crack by Humboldt Seed Org: the strain that tricks you

THC 25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid That Refuses to Nap

Green Crack

Meet the strain that Snoop Dogg renamed because "Green Cush"

THC 15-25%
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🔋 Pure Sativa

Green Crack

Meet Green Crack, the strain that makes coffee file for unem

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Green Crack

Named by Snoop Dogg after he realized this wasn't your grand

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Green Crack

Named by Snoop Dogg himself after he realized this bud hits

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Sativa

Green Crack

The strain that sounds like it should come in a ziploc from

THC 15%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Green Crack

The strain so energizing NYC renamed it "Green Cush" so the

THC 17-24%
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🍋 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Green Crack

The strain your productivity coach warned you about—Green Cr

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Green Crack

The strain your high school guidance counselor warned you ab

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (Don't let the name spook you)

Green Crack 2.0

Green Crack 2.0 is Humboldt’s reboot of the strain your deal

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa Auto

Green Crack Auto

Imagine if a Red Bull could grow in soil and still get you a

THC 15%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Green Crack Auto

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Green Crack Auto rockets fro

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Sativa Autoflower

Green Crack Autoflower

Meet the espresso shot of weed—Green Crack Auto finishes bef

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Green Crack by Blim Burn Seeds

Meet Green Crack, the strain that convinced your brain it’s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Indica in Disguise

Green Crack by Clone Onlys

Meet the strain that’s basically a yoga instructor trapped i

THC 15%
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⚡️ Hybrid That Hates Sleep

Green Crack by East Coast Farmers Genetics

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso with trust

THC 15%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Green Crack by Elev8 Seeds

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull taste like chamomile. Gr

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Green Crack by Seeds66

The strain that sounds like it should come with a Surgeon Ge

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica (Now With 90% Less Crack)

Green Crack CBD

The strain that proves you can teach an old crack new tricks

THC 1-3%
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🟢 Daytime Hybrid with Training Wheels

Green Crack CBD

Imagine if the original Green Crack went to therapy, got int

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa on Steroids

Green Crack Diesel

Imagine if your coffee got jealous and started hitting the g

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Auto Hybrid

Green Crack F1 Automatic

Imagine if a Red Bull and a grapefruit had a baby that learn

THC 21%
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⚡ 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Speed Hybrid

Green Crack Fast Flowering

Imagine Green Crack took a shot of espresso and enrolled in

THC 18-20%
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🍧 Energetic Hybrid

Green Crack Gelato

Imagine if Red Bull and Ben & Jerry's had a baby that grew u

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa Power-Up

Green Crack Kush

Green Crack Kush sounds like your dealer got creative with m

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Green Crack S1

Riot Seeds trolled the entire community by naming this 70% i

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Green Crack S1

Tinos Genetics took the original Green Crack, slapped an "S1

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Green Crack Weed Bronx

Named like a narcotics PSA yet sold at dispensaries—Green Cr

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Green Crack X Super Silver Haze

Meet the espresso shot of weed: a double-shot sativa that tu

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Green Crack x Super Silver Haze

Think espresso shot with a PhD in astrophysics. This mash-up

THC 15-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Green Crack x White Rhino

Imagine your brain chugging a Red Bull while your body sinks

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Green Crush

Meet the strain that can’t pick a lane: Green Crush, the ide

THC 15-22%
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🔋 Sativa Dominant

Green Crush

AKA Green Crack but rebranded so your mom doesn’t think you’

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Green Cure CBD F1 Automatic

Meet the strain that’s basically yoga in plant form—Green Cu

THC 10%
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🟢 Indica in Disguise

Green Cush

The strain formerly known as Green Crack decided to rebrand

THC 22%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Green Cush

Green Cush is what happens when your weed decides to mainlin

THC 15%
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🌞 Wake-&-Bake Lite

Green Cush CBD

Meet the strain for people who want to feel something but st

THC 15-25%
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💚 Hybrid Demon

Green Demon OG

Meet the strain that convinced Satan to take a wellness day.

THC 25%
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🟢 Sativa

Green Devil

Green Devil sounds like a strain that should come with a pit

THC 20-23%
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🟢 Sparkly Couch-Lock in Disguise

Green Diamond

Green Diamond is Pro Seed’s attempt at making an “energizing

THC 18%
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💎 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Green Diamond

Green Diamond is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Green Doctor

The strain your actual doctor would prescribe if they weren'

THC 17-23%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Komodo

Green Dragon

Green Dragon by Lucky 13 is the strain equivalent of a weigh

THC 20%
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🐉 Balanced Hybrid

Green Dragon

Green Dragon sounds like something you'd find in a wizard's

THC 15-25%

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