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Green Dream
Green Dream is what happens when breeders mix nostalgia with
THC 20%Green Dream Green Dreams
Meet the strain so indecisive it needed two names and still
THC 18-24%Green Dreams by Clone Onlys
Imagine Blue Dream got a PhD in molecular biology and decide
THC 20%Green Dreams by Smokingrower
Think your morning coffee is your productivity GOAT? Green D
THC 20%Green Erdpurt
Meet Green Erdpurt: the strain that proves breeders can get
THC 7%Green Fire OG
Imagine Fire OG went to Whole Foods, came back vegan, and st
THC 15-25%Green Fire Runtz
Imagine Runtz that went to finishing school, got a PhD in se
THC 22%Green Flash
Imagine if a mimosa and a Christmas tree had a baby that gre
THC 18-23%Green Funk
Green Funk is what happens when breeders try to make the can
THC 18%Green Fury
Green Fury is the strain equivalent of your friend who shows
THC 18-26%Green Gator
Think Florida man in plant form: loud, citrusy, and mysterio
THC 20-24%Green Gelato
Green Gelato is what happens when a pastry chef gets into ge
THC 24%Green Gelato
Imagine if your favorite gelato shop got paranoid and starte
THC 20-25%Green Gelato Automatic
Royal Queen Seeds' answer to “I want dessert weed but I’m to
THC 18-22%Green Gelato by Bob Marley Seeds
Imagine Bob Marley’s music at 3% volume on a Bluetooth speak
THC 6-8%Green Gelato CBD
Imagine the iconic Gelato flavor without the existential cri
THC 0.2-0.3%Green Genie
Green Genie is the magical carpet ride that Freedom Seeds pr
THC 18%Green Ghost
Green Ghost is Theraplant’s poltergeist-grade indica that sh
THC 25%Green Ghost
Green Ghost is the Casper of cannabis—friendly at first, the
THC 20%Green Giant
Meet Green Giant: the strain that politely asks your spine t
THC 18%Green Goblin
Meet the strain that makes your brain do parkour while your
THC 24%Green Goblin
Green Goblin is the strain that swings in at 24% THC, steals
THC 20-24%Green Goblin Automatic
Meet the only goblin that won't steal your socks but will ab
THC 24%Green Goblin CBD
Meet the strain that smells like a skunk crashed into a lemo
THC 0.15-0.28%Green Goddess
Meet Green Goddess: the strain that turns functioning adults
THC 18-23%Green Goddess
Meet the strain that convinced your art-school roommate they
THC 25-27%Green Gummy
Green Gummy is the strain that tells you it's a sativa then
THC 20%Green Gummy Auto
Green Gummy Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a gummy bear
THC 18-22%Green Haze
Green Haze is what happens when breeders decide coffee is to
THC 18-24%Green Haze
Green Haze is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho
THC 15-25%Green Haze 19 A5
Green Haze 19 A5 is what happens when Spanish breeders decid
THC 18-22%Green Haze 19 X Zamaldelica
Imagine your thoughts doing parkour while a steel-drum band
THC 15-25%Green Haze X Malawi
Imagine a giraffe that learned to photosynthesize and decide
THC 15-25%Green Haze X Thai
Ace Seeds took vintage Haze, flew it to Bangkok for spring b
THC 18%Green Honduras Haze
Imagine if a Honduran coffee farmer and a 70s disco king had
THC 20-24%Green House Thai
The strain that convinced an entire generation of stoners th
THC 15%Green Hulk
Meet Green Hulk, the 20% THC indica that won't make you angr
THC 20%Green Jelliez F2
Imagine if a Sour Patch Kid and a tranquilizer dart had a ba
THC 15-25%Green Kandy Crack
Imagine Green Crack got tired of cardio, bulked up on couch-
THC 15%Green Knight CBD
Meet the strain that’s basically the designated driver of ca
THC 15-25%Green Lantern
The strain that convinced your cousin he could speak fluent
THC 18%Green Lantern
Green Lantern is the superhero your stash has been waiting f
THC 18-23%Green Lantern
Named after the only superhero who gets weaker if you hand h
THC 18%Green Lantern
Green Lantern is the strain that convinced Batman to take a
THC 20-26%Green Licorice
Green Licorice is that rare sativa that tricks you into thin
THC 18%Green Light Automatic
The cannabis equivalent of a Netflix autoplay button—Green L
THC 18%Green Lights
Green Lights is basically Northern Lights after it drank a g
THC 15-25%Green Line OG
Named after the Chicago train line that’ll get you nowhere f
THC 20-27%