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🌴 Pure Island Sativa

Green River

Born in volcanic soil and raised on sunshine and humidity th

THC 15-25%
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🌊 Mystery Hybrid

Green River

Green River is the cannabis equivalent of a bar story: every

THC 30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Green River Kush

Green River Kush is Westco Seed Co's attempt at making a str

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Green Room

Meet Green Room—the Switzerland of weed. At 18% THC, it's th

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant CBD Queen

Green Sakura CBD

Meet the yoga instructor of weed—Green Sakura CBD gives you

THC 1-3%
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🟢 Mystery Hybrid

Green Sash

Green Sash is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder profile wi

THC 15-25%
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🍃 Hybrid (Cookie-Cutter Edition)

Green Scout Cookies

Green Scout Cookies is what happens when Bulk Seed Bank raid

THC 19-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Green Select

Meet Green Select, the strain that can't decide whether to p

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Green Sensation by ABC Seeds

Meet the Switzerland of weed: Green Sensation claims 50/50 g

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Certified

Green Shark

Meet Green Shark, the 15% THC indica that glides in like a l

THC 15%
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🟣 Certified Couch Burrito

Green Shiva

Green Shiva is what happens when Kannabia's breeders spend 1

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa Slap Machine

Green Smack

Green Smack isn't asking if you want to be productive—it's d

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Green Spirit

Green Spirit is basically Dutch Passion’s lovechild of balan

THC 18%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Classic

Green Spirit

The strain that proves Canadians can breed couch-lock better

THC 18%
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🟢 Dutch Workhorse Hybrid

Green Spirit

Green Spirit is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend w

THC 17-23%
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🟢 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Green Starburst

Green Starburst is what happens when 7 East Genetics decides

THC 39%
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🟢 Hybrid (55/45 Couch-to-Creativity Split)

Green Taffy

Imagine Stretch Armstrong made out of weed and you’re halfwa

THC 20%
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🍵 Sativa

Green Tea

Green Tea is the strain for when you want to feel like you j

THC 18-26%
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🟢 100% Sativa Time Machine

Green Thai

Green Thai is basically espresso that went backpacking and n

THC 15-18%
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🟣 80/20 Indica

Green Tiger

Green Tiger is the strain that makes you roar "I’m just gonn

THC 22%
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🟢 Boutique OG Sativa

Green Village OG

Green Village OG is the strain your pretentious stoner frien

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Green White Shark

Imagine if a sugar-dusted Christmas tree and a Brazilian car

THC 20%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Commander

Green Willie Stranger

Green Willie Stranger is the strain equivalent of a weighted

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Green Yve

Green Yve is KalySeeds' caffeinated love-child that forgot t

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica, 45% Sativa)

Greenade

Greenade is Elev8 Seeds' attempt at creating the Switzerland

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Greengold

Greengold is Real Gorilla Seeds’ love letter to anyone who w

THC 20%
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⚪️ Classic Hybrid That Won’t Murder Your Day

Greenhouse White Widow

The strain your cool uncle still brags about growing in '98—

THC 15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Greenscreen

Greenscreen is what happens when a tech support guy breeds w

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gremlin

Gremlin is the strain that proves naming weed after 80s movi

THC 22-30%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Gremlin's Breath

The strain that makes you forget your own Netflix password.

THC 18%
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🟣 70% Indica Nightmare Fuel

Gremlins

Gremlins is the strain that turns you from charming Gizmo in

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica (but it’s confused)

Grenache

Grenache is the strain that shows up to an indica party wear

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Grenadella

Grenadella is what happens when breeders get bored and decid

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Grenadine

Grenadine is what happens when a bartender and a botanist ge

THC 15-25%
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🍒 Dessert-Indica in Disguise

Grenadine

Grenadine is the strain for adults who still order mocktails

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Grenadine by Dr. Greenthumb

Grenadine is what happens when a mad scientist trades beaker

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Grenadino

Grenadino is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who "kno

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Grendel

Named after the OG monster that terrorized medieval frat boy

THC 22%
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🟣 Heavy-Handed Indica

Grendel

Named after a creature that literally ate warriors for break

THC 18%
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🌫️ 100% Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grey Mist

Grey Mist is the strain equivalent of a conspiracy theorist'

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Greyhound By Mycotek

Meet the Greyhound: the strain that finally figured out how

THC 18%
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🟢⚪ Perfectly Gridlocked Hybrid

Gridlock by Wizard Trees

Named after LA's favorite pastime, Gridlock literally stops

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Hybrid (Legal-ish Loophole Edition)

Griff's CBD Glue

Meet the strain that tried to be the poster-child for medica

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Barely-There Sativa

Griff's Grapefruit

Imagine a mimosa with training wheels—Griff's Grapefruit is

THC 5%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Griff's OG

Griff’s OG is Odyssey Genetics’ mutant child of indica and s

THC 30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Griffin by 707 Seed Bank

Named after a creature that’s half eagle, half lion, Griffin

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Griffin's Gold OG

Meet the strain that sounds like a D&D loot drop but smokes

THC 18%
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🔥 Dessert-Forward Indica

Grilled Blueberry Muffin

Imagine your grandma accidentally torched a tray of blueberr

THC 15-25%

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