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🍌✨ Hybrid Groove Machine

Groovy Banana

Imagine if a banana smoothie got high on its own supply and

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Gravy Boat

Groovy Gravy

Meet Groovy Gravy—the strain that turns your nervous system

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Gross Domestic Product

Meet the only GDP that won't tank your portfolio but will de

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Gross Kush

Meet Gross Kush—Bear Grows Genetics’ love letter to every in

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grouch

Clone Only's Grouch is the strain that finally figured out h

THC 18%
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🥩 Indica-Dominant Comfort Food

Ground Beef 22

Ground Beef #22 is what happens when a breeder gets munchies

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ground Pounder

Ground Pounder by GK Genetics is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Ground Zero

The strain that made Humboldt famous for turning brains into

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ground Zero

Ground Zero is the strain you smoke when you want to Ctrl-Al

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Ground Zero

Named after the birthplace of craft weed culture, Ground Zer

THC 18%
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🟣 Cosmic Couch-Lock Indica

Grover's Galaxy

Bred by the Illuminati-sounding 'Unknown or Legendary' colle

THC 22%
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🌞 Sativa

Growerschoice Special

Meet the strain that outran your attention span and still ha

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grubbycup's Stash

Grubbycup's Stash is what happens when a breeder spends 18 m

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grump Mellow

Cannarado Genetics basically bottled the feeling of your bos

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Grumpy Garlic Limon

Imagine a grumpy Italian nonna got high, ate all the garlic

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Grumpy Grape

Meet Grumpy Grape, the 18% THC couch-lock champion that tast

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

Grumpz

Grumpz sounds like your ex's nickname but hits like a therap

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Candy-Gas Hybrid

Grumpz

Grumpz is what happens when Runtz and Gushers have a baby an

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Candy Bomb

Grumpz

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate and accid

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. ‘horizontal Netflix mode’)

Grumpz Butterfly Effect

Meet Grumpz Butterfly Effect, the strain that turns your fro

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grunk x Yeti Fuel

Imagine if a Yeti hot-boxed a diesel truck, then made sweet

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grunt Work

Meet Grunt Work, the strain that turns folding laundry into

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GRuntz

GRuntz is what happens when Runtz and Gushers get drunk at a

THC 27%
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💥 Hybrid

Gruntz

If Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate, this 27% THC

THC 27%
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🍬 Dessert-Hybrid

Gruntz

Gruntz is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed genet

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Gruntz by Runtz

Imagine Gelato and Zkittlez had a baby, fed it nothing but S

THC 24-26%
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⚡ Sativa

Gruntz X Jealousy

Underworld Genetix basically asked, "What if we made a strai

THC 20%
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⚖️ Swiss-Balanced Hybrid

Gruya Re

Gruya Re is Bio Bomb Selections’ attempt to make a strain th

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Gryphon

Motarebel's Gryphon is the indica equivalent of a weighted b

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Gryphon 33

Gryphon 33 is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: business

THC 22-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grüne Brille

Grüne Brille is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grüne Hessin

Grüne Hessin is Clone Only's diplomatic solution to the indi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

GS Cookies

GS Cookies is Humboldt Seed Company's love letter to your co

THC 19%
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🍪 Hybrid

GSC

The strain that put 'Cookies' in the weed dictionary and tra

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica (With a Sativa Identity Crisis)

GSC by Kannabia Seeds

Meet the strain that turned 'I just want one cookie' into a

THC 18-28%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

GSC Forum Cut

The cannabis equivalent of that one friend who peaked in hig

THC 18-25%
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🥞 Brunch-Weed Hybrid

GSC French Toast

Imagine your grandma’s French toast got seduced by a Girl Sc

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Balanced Hybrid

GSC Gelato

GSC Gelato is the strain that convinced bougie stoners to pa

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookies

GSC Thin Mints by Clone Onlys

Imagine if a Thin Mint cookie got possessed by a stoner demo

THC 20-27%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

GSC x Choco Diesel

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got blackout drunk on espresso an

THC 20-22%
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🥞 Dessert Hybrid

GSC x French Toast

Imagine if your grandma’s secret French Toast recipe got pos

THC 20-28%
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🍋 Hybrid (Cookie meets citrus chaos)

GSC x Lemon Thai

Imagine a Girl Scout selling lemon bars in Bangkok—this stra

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Sativa That Won’t Let You Couch-Lock

GSD

Copa Genetics basically bottled a motivational poster. 18% T

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

GSPot

GSPot is the strain that finally answers the age-old questio

THC 18%
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⚖️ Mysterious Balanced Hybrid

Gspot

The strain so elusive, even its own breeder ghosted it. Gspo

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

GSR by Califunkyuh

The strain that spent more time in R&D than your iPhone. GSR

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

GT3 by High Five Genetics

GT3 is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss army knife—functio

THC 18%
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🔴 Straight Sativa (with a learner's permit)

GTA

GTA is the reason your to-do list becomes a "maybe later" sc

THC 20-24%

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