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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

GTFO

GTFO is Mount Zion's polite way of saying "please vacate the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

GTK by Blue Stone Sanctuary

Meet GTK—the strain that makes standing up feel like advance

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Hybrid That Thinks It's a Sports Car

GTR

GTR is what happens when weed breeders play Gran Turismo for

THC 22%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

GTX 75-11 by Nation of Kamas

Meet GTX 75-11, Nation of Kamas' attempt at creating the Swi

THC 20-20%
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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid (AKA 'The Switzerland of Weed')

GTX by Nation Of Kamas

Meet GTX—Nation of Kamas' attempt at world peace via cannabi

THC 18%
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⚖️ Citrus-Forward Hybrid

GTX Citrus

Imagine Tangie went to business school, got an MBA in "limon

THC 15-25%
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🍈 Pure Sativa

Guanabana

Meet Guanabana, the strain that looks like it got dressed in

THC 18%
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🍃 Pure Sativa

Guanabana

Guanabana is what happens when you let a fruit salad design

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Guangdong

Like a dim-sum cart of dank, Guangdong rolls up with 18% THC

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Guapo

Named after the Spanish word for 'handsome,' Guapo is the ca

THC 20-26%
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🐕‍🦺 55/45 Hybrid

Guard Dawg

Meet Guard Dawg, the strain that guards your couch like it's

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Guard Dawg F3

Guard Dawg F3 is the cannabis equivalent of a nightclub boun

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Guard Dawg x Star Dawg

Imagine if a security guard and a celebrity chihuahua had a

THC 23%
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🟢 Sativa

Guatelopian

Guatelopian is the sativa that Prairie State Genetix apparen

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Guatemala

Meet Guatemala, the strain that looks like it just backpacke

THC 16%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Heritage

Guatemala by The Landrace Team

Meet Guatemala: the strain that makes your to-do list file a

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Guatemala Sativa

This is what happens when Panama and Tikal have a one-night

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Guava

Cookie Fam's Guava is the strain equivalent of a beach selfi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (but acts like your chill cousin who still makes it to brunch)

Guava

Guava is what happens when Gelato goes on a Caribbean vacati

THC 26%
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🟣 Tropical Couch Lock Device

Guava 13

Top Dawg Seeds basically turned a piña colada into a 25% THC

THC 25%
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🍈 Sativa

Guava 13

Meet Guava 13, the sativa that smells like someone blended a

THC 15-25%
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🤹‍♀️ Balanced Hybrid

Guava Bars

Meet Guava Bars, the strain that smells like a tiki bar and

THC 18-22%
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🍰 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Guava Bars

Imagine pouring a bowl of Fruity Pebbles into a piña colada,

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Guava Bars

Imagine a Hostess factory exploded in a guava orchard and th

THC 28%
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🔴 Indica

Guava Bars #5

Meet Guava Bars #5— the phenotype that survived a Hunger Gam

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Guava Belts

Imagine liquifying a bag of sour guava gummies and injecting

THC 22-28%
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🍪 Hybrid (Cookie Fam’s latest sugar baby)

Guava Biscotti

Imagine Blue Dream and Biscotti had a fling in a guava orcha

THC 18%
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🍪 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Guava Biscotti

Imagine dipping a buttery biscotti into a piña colada, then

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica (allegedly)

Guava Bomb

Guava Bomb sounds like a smoothie, hits like a freight train

THC 20%
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🍈 50/50 Hybrid

Guava Bomba

Imagine a guava smoothie got roofied by a chemist—welcome to

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Tropical Nap-Time Indica

Guava Bomba

Guava Bomba is the strain equivalent of a boozy beach smooth

THC 18-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Guava by Flavour Chasers

Guava is what happens when breeders decide tropical fruit an

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa Overachiever

Guava by Garden of Green

This is what happens when a fruit salad and a chemistry set

THC 18-25%
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🥮 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Guava Cake

Imagine a fruit salad that got into a fistfight with a baker

THC 25%
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🍰 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Guava Cake

Imagine your favorite bakery got high, took a tropical vacat

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Guava Casquitos

Imagine a guava smoothie that decided to put on a tiny helme

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Guava Chem

Guava Chem is the strain equivalent of putting your phone on

THC 20-25%
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🧪 Tropical Gas Hybrid

Guava Chem

Imagine if a Chem truck crashed into a guava smoothie stand—

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Guava Chem Pucker

Imagine if a guava and a lab accident had a baby, then that

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Guava Chiffon

Guava Chiffon is what happens when a Hawaiian bakery and a c

THC 22-27%
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🟤 Dessert-Leaning Hybrid

Guava Cookies

Imagine if a Girl Scout got lost in a guava orchard and deci

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Tropical Hybrid

Guava Cooler

Imagine if a tiki drink got a PhD in chill and then enrolled

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Guava Cosquitos

Guava Cosquitos is what happens when Bloom Seed Co asks, "Wh

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Guava Crack

Imagine if a guava smoothie and a chill pill had a baby, the

THC 18%
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🥭 Sativa with a Side of Ego

Guava Cream

Bloom Seed Co spent two years and 120 test crosses to hand y

THC 18%
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🍈 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Guava Cream

Guava Cream sounds like a tropical smoothie, but it’s really

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Guava Cream Cake

Imagine a Creamsicle got drunk on guava nectar and passed ou

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Guava Cream x White Jaeger

Imagine guava pudding wearing a flannel shirt—sweet on the f

THC 18-24%

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