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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Guava Sauce

Imagine a tropical smoothie that got possessed by a disco ba

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Guava Slayer

Guava Slayer is what happens when Strayfox Gardenz asks, "Wh

THC 18-23%
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🍧 Balanced Hybrid

Guava Slushy

Imagine if a piña colada and your favorite childhood slushie

THC 15-25%
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🌟 Tropical Gas Hybrid

Guava Star

Guava Star is what happens when a New York chemist decides g

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Guava Sundae

Imagine if a piña colada and a soft-serve had a baby, then t

THC 20-26%
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🍊🍈 Citrus-Tropical Hybrid

Guava Tangie

Imagine a tangerine and a guava had a one-night stand in a 1

THC 18-20%
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🍰 Dessert-First Hybrid

Guava Tart

Imagine if a passion-fruit Pop-Tart got cross-faded with Wed

THC 15-25%
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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Guava Wookie

Imagine a Wookiee took a tropical vacation, came back smelli

THC 18%
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🍧 Tropical Dessert Auto-Hybrid

Guava x Gelato 41 Auto

Meet the strain that finishes quicker than your excuses—Guav

THC ~18%
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🟢 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Tropical Negotiator)

Guava Zi

Bred by the mad flavor scientists at Karma Genetics, Guava Z

THC 25%
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🌺 Tropical Couch-Lock Lite

Guavaaz 74

Imagine a piña colada made love to a sedated sloth—Guavaaz 7

THC 18-23%
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🍧 Auto-Hybrid That Thinks It's a Dessert

Guavalato Auto

Imagine Gelato got knocked up by a guava smoothie and the ba

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Guavamero

Guavamero is the strain equivalent of a poolside cocktail se

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Guavanade

Imagine a snow cone that grew up, got frosty, and now wants

THC 18-28%
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🍈 Mysterious Tropical Hybrid

Guavaz

Meet Guavaz, the strain so mysterious even its parents won't

THC 15-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (Indica? Someone lied to you)

Guawi

Meet Guawi—the strain that answers the question "What if esp

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Guayaba

Guayaba is BSF Seeds' love letter to anyone who wants to tas

THC 18%
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⚖️ Split-Personality Hybrid

Guayaka

Meet Guayaka—the strain that treats your brain like a reggae

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Guayita

Guayita is Philosopher Seeds' love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 18%
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🔮 Designer Couch-Lock

Gucci by Shuga Seeds

Named after the brand that sells $800 socks, Gucci by Shuga

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Designer Hybrid

Gucci Fruit

Named like a knockoff handbag but hits like the real deal—Gu

THC 18-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture Indica

Gucci Glue

Named after both high fashion and the stuff that holds your

THC 20-28%
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🟤 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Gucci Links

Cannarado Genetics basically took your favorite hoodie and t

THC 20%
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⚡ Designer Hybrid

Gucci OG

The strain that sounds like a luxury handbag but hits like a

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Gucci Track Suit

Gucci Track Suit is the strain equivalent of rocking designe

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Gucciberry

Gucciberry is the cannabis equivalent of paying $200 for a p

THC 5%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Command

Guelah OG

Bank Genetics took OG genetics, wrapped them in a weighted b

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Tropical Nap

Guelah Papaya

Farmhouse Genetics took the classic Papaya and taught it how

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Guerilla Dawg

Meet Guerilla Dawg, the strain that sneaks up on you like a

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Guerilla Fume

Guerilla Fume is the strain that sneaks up on you like a tac

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. 'Productivity's Final Boss')

Guerilla Glue

Meet Guerilla Glue—the sativa that raids your calendar and s

THC 20%
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🧟‍♂️ Low-THC Wilderness Hybrid

Guerilla Gold

Guerilla Gold is the strain for people who want to say they

THC 5-10%
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🟤 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Guerilla Gold

Meet the strain that thinks it's Rambo: Guerilla Gold surviv

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Guerilla Gold #2

This strain is basically the cannabis equivalent of a Banksy

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Hybrid (auto-flowering)

Guerilla Gold #3

The strain for people who want to grow weed but don’t want t

THC 18-28%
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🟢 Sativa

Guerilla Gold #3

Meet the strain that treats your calendar like a hostage neg

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commandant

Guerilla Gold x Danish Passion

The strain that sounds like a WWII resistance operation but

THC 15%
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🦍 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Guerilla Gold2 X Guerilla Gold2

Real Gorilla Seeds basically copy-pasted Guerilla Gold2 onto

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Guerilla Grape

Meet Guerilla Grape, the strain that proves you don't need 3

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Command

Guerilla Sherbet

Guerilla Sherbet is the strain equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Guerrero X Panama

Meet Guerrero X Panama—the strain that makes Red Bull look l

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Guerrilla By Ace Seeds

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Navy SEAL—Guerrilla was li

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Guerrilla Glue S1

Meet the strain that turns your couch into a hostage situati

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Guerrilla Kush

Named after the warfare tactic because it'll sneak up, occup

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Guerrilla Kush IBL

Named after the clandestine outdoor grows where it probably

THC 22%
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🧤 Hybrid (Hand-Warmers Not Included)

Guerrilla Mittens

Guerrilla Mittens is GanjaMed's attempt to weaponize cozines

THC 18%
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🟢 Indica

Guerrilla Norte

Meet Guerrilla Norte—the undercover operative that took thre

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Guerrilla Pearls

Guerrilla Pearls is the strain for growers who treat their g

THC 18%

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