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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Guava D

Top Dawg Seeds turned a fruit salad into a sleep grenade. Gu

THC 18%
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🥭 Hybrid (Chem-Diesel Pretends to Be a Piña Colada)

Guava D

Guava D is Stardawg’s island cousin—same loud mouth, but now

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Tropical Chill Pill

Guava Dawggie

Meet Guava Dawggie—the strain that sounds like a rejected Po

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Guava Costume

Guava Dub Star

Holy Smoke Seeds basically took a classic dub indica, shoved

THC 15%
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🌺 Tropical Frost Hybrid

Guava Frost

Imagine guava nectar poured over a glacier—Guava Frost is th

THC 18-22%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

Guava Galaxy

Imagine if a guava smoothie got into a bar fight with a rock

THC 27-29%
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🥭⛽ High-Octane Hybrid

Guava Gas

Imagine your favorite beachside smoothie bar getting rear-en

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Alligator

Guava Gator

Guava Gator is what happens when Florida Man breeds weed ins

THC 40%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Guava Gelato

Imagine a tropical vacation got too stoned and melted into a

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Gelato

Guava Gelato by Sherbinskis

Imagine Ben & Jerry got paranoid and bred a strain with Will

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Guava Gelato S1

Imagine if a fruit smoothie got a PhD in chillology. Guava G

THC 18-23%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Guava Gelato x Iccee Sherbert

Tiki Madman basically took dessert, got it stoned, and made

THC 25%
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🍰 Dessert-Flavored Couch Lock

Guava Gelato x Zkittlez Cake

Tiki Madman's tropical sugar bomb smells like a fruit stand

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Guava Ghost Train

Holy Smoke Seeds essentially weaponized a fruit salad and ca

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Fruit Bomb

Guava Glue

Imagine your favorite beach cocktail got super-glued to a di

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Guava Gore

Stank Face Seeds named this one ‘Guava Gore’ because after o

THC 18%
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🥭 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Guava Haze

Imagine your morning espresso got freaky with a Caribbean fr

THC 25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Express

Guava IX

Guava IX is Top Dawg Seeds' attempt to make an 18% THC indic

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (but acts like that friend who says they’re “totally chill” then reorganizes your sock drawer)

Guava Ix

Guava Ix is a narcissistic in-cross that took its own selfie

THC 20-27%
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🏝️ Tropical Couch-to-Creative Hybrid

Guava Jam

Bloom Seed Co basically bottled a Caribbean cruise and calle

THC 18-25%
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🍓 Dessert-First Hybrid

Guava Jam

Imagine smearing tropical jelly on your brain and then havin

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Dessert-Forward Indica

Guava Jamz

Imagine someone blended a piña colada with strawberry jam, t

THC 22%
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🍓 Hybrid

Guava Jelly

Imagine smoking a Starburst that went to therapy and came ba

THC 18%
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🌴 Tropical Hybrid

Guava Jelly

Swamp Boys Seeds spent five years breeding this Kush x Skunk

THC 18-22%
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🧃 Low-THC Fruit Snack Hybrid

Guava Jelly

Imagine someone blended a guava smoothie, forgot the rum, bu

THC 6-10%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Kush & Skunk Love-Child)

Guava Jelly by White Label

Imagine a fruit salad that grew up in a Kush greenhouse and

THC 18-22%
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🍪 Tropical Cookie Hybrid

Guava Jelly Kookie by Dirty Water Organics

Imagine if a fruit stand and a bakery got drunk and had a ba

THC 18%
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🍹 Tropical THC Smoothie

Guava Juice

Guava Juice is the strain equivalent of showing up to brunch

THC 25%
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🐱 Tropical Hybrid

Guava Kitty

Imagine your cat got into the guava jam, licked a power outl

THC 22-30%
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🔥 Indica Dessert Hybrid

Guava Lava

Imagine a guava smoothie poured over molten lava cake—now im

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Guava Lava Cake OG

Imagine your grandma's lava cake got drunk on guava margarit

THC 20%
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🍋 Sativa-Lifted Hybrid

Guava Lemonade

Imagine if a beach barista and a citrus orchard had a baby—G

THC 18-26%
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🍈 Tropical Hybrid

Guava Melon OG

Guava Melon OG is the strain equivalent of a piña colada tha

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Tropical Hash-Hole Hybrid

Guava Melt

Guava Melt is what happens when West Coast hash nerds decide

THC 20%
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🍦 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Guava Milkshake

Guava Milkshake is the strain that sounds like a Jamba Juice

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock with a Tropical Twist

Guava Mints

Imagine a tropical vacation where the plane never lands and

THC 30%
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🏝️ Tropical Hybrid

Guava Mtn

Guava Mtn is what happens when a fruit cart collides with a

THC 20%
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🌈 Low-Rider Hybrid

Guava Now N Later

Swamp Boys Seeds’ Guava Now N Later is the cannabis equivale

THC 10-15%
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🔥 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Guava Octane

Guava Octane is what happens when a tiki bar collides with a

THC 22-28%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Guava Oreoz

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie and a guava smoothie had a baby,

THC 25%
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🥥 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Guava Oreoz

Imagine dunking a chocolate Oreo into a piña colada and then

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Luau

Guava Paradise

Imagine a piña colada that roofies you in the kindest way po

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica (Dessert Edition)

Guava Pie

Imagine your grandma’s guava pastry got freaky with a Gelato

THC 22%
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🟣 Dessert-Themed Couch Glue

Guava Pie by Bloom Seed Co

Guava Pie is what happens when a fruit salad and a bakery ha

THC 18%
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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock Candy

Guava Runts

Imagine Willy Wonka vacationing in Hawaii and leaving the fa

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Tropical Couch-Lock in Disguise

Guava Runtz

Guava Runtz is what happens when candy Runtz gets a passport

THC 26%
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🌈 Tropical Sugar Bomb Hybrid

Guava Runtz

Guava Runtz is what happens when Willy Wonka accidentally cr

THC 21-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Guava Runtz by Karma Genetics

Imagine Willy Wonka and Bob Marley had a baby who grew up to

THC 20%

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