🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

🔍

All Strains — Page 483

🌿
🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Grilled Cheese

Imagine if Kraft Singles got a medical card and joined a jam

THC 18%
🌿
💎 Sativa-Dominant Sparkle Bomb

Grillz By Hyp3rids

Imagine if a Haze plant swallowed a disco ball and then trie

THC 15-25%
🌿
⚫ Certified Couch-Glued Indica

Grim Bastard

Meet Grim Bastard—the strain that sounds like it owes you mo

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔮 80% Pure Couchlock OG

Grim Bastard OG

Grim Bastard OG is the strain your spine will thank you for—

THC 22%
🌿
⚫ Grim Reaper Indica

Grim Bastard OG

Named like a metal band and hits like a freight train made o

THC 20-28%
🌿
⚖️ Even-Split Hybrid

Grim Glue

Meet the strain that turns your grinder into a resin crime s

THC 20-27%
🌿
🟣 Indica

Grimace

Purple Urkle got drunk on OG gas and birthed this violet cou

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Grimace OG

Grimace OG is the strain that looks like it raided Barney's

THC 22%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Grape Fuel

Grimace OG

Meet Grimace OG—the strain that turns your to-do list into a

THC 20%
🌿
⚫ Pure Indica

Grimace V2

Archive Seed Bank's Grimace V2 is the sequel nobody asked fo

THC 18%
🌿
🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Grime OG by The Fire Department

Grime OG is what happens when actual firefighters decide the

THC 22-28%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Grimm Candy

Jared Gundry's lab-coated lovechild that couldn't decide if

THC 18-22%
🌿
🟣 Creeper Indica

Grimm Creeper

Named after the thing that crawls up your spine at 3 AM wond

THC 18%
🌿
⚡ Hybrid Glue Trap

Grimm Glue

Cinderella 99 and Original Glue had a sticky one-night stand

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔧 Gorilla-Meets-Fairy-Tale Hybrid

Grimm Glue

Imagine if Shrek and Cinderella had a love child that grew u

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grimm Glue Bx

Bred by Brothers Grimm, this resin-drenched indica is basica

THC 20-28%
🌿
🟤 Fairytale-Strength Hybrid

Grimm Glue by Brothers Grimm

Clocking in at 22% THC, Grimm Glue is what happens when Germ

THC 22%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Grimm Mints

Brothers Grimm took a bedtime fairy tale, dipped it in resin

THC 18%
🌿
🔮 Hybrid Fairytale Flower

Grimm Truffles

Like if Hansel & Gretel dropped out of witch-hunting school

THC 18%
🌿
🦈 Indica

Grimm White Shark

Named like a fairy-tale shark, Grimm White Shark is a 18% TH

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Grimmdica by Brothers Grimm

The Brothers Grimm wrote dark bedtime stories, and this stra

THC 18-23%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grimy Ranarr

Grimy Ranarr is Meraki Genetics' attempt at making the Swiss

THC 18%
🌿
🎄 Balanced Hybrid

Grinch's Breath

The only thing this Grinch is stealing is your ability to gi

THC 25%
🌿
⚖️ 65/35 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Grinderella

The strain that makes you believe in magic—specifically the

THC 18-24%
🌿
🟣 Northern Cali Hibernation Device

Gringo

Gringo is basically the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 18-26%
🌿
🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Gringo Loco

Gringo Loco is what happens when Mendo Dope Farms asks, "Wha

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Gringo Loco Nilla

Gringo Loco Nilla is the strain equivalent of getting hugged

THC 25%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Grip Cake

Grip Cake is the dessert strain that skipped charm school an

THC 23-25%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (aka 'Switzerland of Weed')

Grip Clock

Grip Clock is Cannarado Genetics' attempt at creating the ca

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grip Tape

Grip Tape by Irie Genetics is the cannabis equivalent of acc

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔵 Straight-Jacket Indica

Grippy Socks

Named after the footwear they give you when you're 'a danger

THC 22%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Griselda OG

Named after the queen of narco drama, Griselda OG enters the

THC 20-24%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Grits

Grits is what happens when breeders skip brunch and instead

THC 18-25%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Grizzly

Canadian Seed Lab’s love letter to every stoner who wants to

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Grizzly

Grizzly is the strain that turns your living room into a bea

THC 18-25%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Express (Auto)

Grizzly Auto

Meet Grizzly Auto: the strain that turns functional adults i

THC 16%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Grizzly Breath Auto

Span Lion Genetics basically turbo-charged a grizzly bear an

THC 18-20%
🌿
🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Grizzly Crinkle

Grizzly Crinkle is what happens when you let a grizzly bear

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Certified Couch Gluer

Grizzly Kush

Meet Grizzly Kush, the 18% THC nap-time enforcer that Elemen

THC 18%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Grizzly Peak

Grizzly Peak is Aurora Genetics' attempt to create the lovec

THC 18-24%
🌿
🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Grizzly Purple Auto

The lazy stoner’s dream: a purple knockout that grows itself

THC 16-22%
🌿
🟪 Sativa-Heavy Kush Hybrid

Grizzly Purple Kush

Imagine if your gym pre-workout and your bedtime tea had a p

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Dessert-Indica That Forgot to Chill

GRMPZ

GRMPZ is the strain your Instagram feed ordered—purple spark

THC 24%
🌿
🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Grod OG

Grod OG is what happens when Seed Junky Genetics asks "What

THC 23-25%
🌿
⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Grog

Grog is what happens when Superseed Company stops naming str

THC 20-22%
🌿
🟢 Boutique Indica

Grogu Fruit Frog

Meet Grogu Fruit Frog, the strain that sounds like a Baby Yo

THC 20-28%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Grogufruitfrog

Imagine Yoda’s baby nephew ate a fruit salad, hopped into a

THC 20-27%
🌿
🔮 Indica

Grom 99 by Zoolander Seeds

Grom 99 is what happens when a 2000s breeder binge-watches Z

THC 18%

Tired of Laughing?
Actually Find Good Weed.

WeedVader is the cannabis discovery platform that actually helps you find what you're looking for. No jokes. Well, maybe some jokes.

🚀 Try WeedVader.com