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Green Line OG x Island Sweet Skunk
Imagine if a lime-scented janitor and a Caribbean fruit vend
THC 25%Green Lithium
Green Lithium is Twisty Seeds' attempt to make a 'balanced'
THC 18%Green Lotus
Meet the strain that studied abroad in your prefrontal corte
THC 30%Green Love Potion
The strain Samsara swears is basically romance in plant form
THC 18%Green Love Potion
Meet the strain that smells like your grandma’s linen closet
THC 17-23%Green Magic
Green Magic is Amsterdam Genetics’ love letter to the early-
THC 18%Green Mamba
Green Mamba is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t
THC 18-26%Green Manalishi
Green Manalishi is Motarebel’s love letter to every stoner w
THC 18%Green Mango
Green Mango is the strain equivalent of that friend who show
THC 18%Green Mango
Green Mango is what happens when breeders decide your couch
THC 21-25%Green Mango
Green Mango is that friend who shows up to every party with
THC 15-25%Green Medicine
Brazilian Seed Company basically bottled Rio de Janeiro traf
THC 20%Green Mojo OG
Green Mojo OG is the strain equivalent of that friend who sa
THC 20%Green Monstar
Meet Green Monstar—the strain that looks like the Hulk’s arm
THC 18%Green Monster Automatic
Meet the strain that flowers faster than your ex blocked you
THC 15%Green Mountain Blueberries
Hash Hands cranked out this 15% THC nostalgia trip that smel
THC 15%Green Mountain Grape
Meet the strain that thinks it's a hiking trail: Green Mount
THC 15-25%Green Mountain Indica
Hash Hands basically bottled the feeling of being buried ali
THC 18-24%Green Mountain Power by Hash Hands
Hash Hands’ flagship hybrid is the Swiss Army knife of weed:
THC 18-24%Green Mountain Skunk #1
Meet the strain that convinced Vermont farmers to trade mapl
THC 18%Green Napalm
Imagine your morning coffee discovered steroids and joined a
THC 20-24%Green Ninja
This stealthy 18% THC assassin sneaks up on your nervous sys
THC 18%Green O Matic
Green O Matic is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn
THC 18%Green Panama
Meet Green Panama—the espresso shot of cannabis that turns i
THC 30-40%Green Papaya Rainbow
Imagine a fruit salad got drunk, joined a drum circle, and d
THC 20%Green Phantom
Meet Green Phantom, the strain that looks like it was dipped
THC 26%Green Poison
Green Poison sounds like something your ex slipped in your d
THC 18-23%Green Poison
Sweet Seeds’ Green Poison is the indica that turns your livi
THC 18%Green Poison
Green Poison sounds like something Batman should be afraid o
THC 17-22%Green Poison Auto
Green Poison Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave
THC 18%Green Poison Automatic
Zambeza’s Green Poison Automatic is the cannabis equivalent
THC 16%Green Poison CBD
Sweet Seeds’ attempt to weaponize wellness: a strain that so
THC 15-25%Green Poison CBD
Meet the strain that lets you tell your mom you're "doing dr
THC 5-9%Green Poison F1 Fast Version
Sweet Seeds basically took their already-slutty Green Poison
THC 18-22%Green Poison XL Auto
Sweet Seeds basically Frankensteined the perfect couch-lock
THC 18-24%Green Power XL
Green Power XL is the strain equivalent of a motivational sp
THC 18-24%Green Punch
Royal Queen Seeds took 50+ breeding cycles to gift you a 70%
THC 18%Green Punch
Imagine Green Crack and Purple Punch got drunk at a wedding,
THC 18%Green Punch Auto by Urban Legends
Imagine if your morning OJ grew up, started lifting, and lea
THC 15-25%Green Python
Green Python slithers from the lab of House of Funk Genetics
THC 18-25%Green Rasta
Green Rasta is the strain for people who kill cacti but stil
THC 18-22%Green Revolution
Green Revolution is the cannabis equivalent of a mysterious
THC 15-25%Green Rhino
Imagine Green Crack and White Rhino had a baby after a regre
THC 21-23%Green Ribbon
Green Ribbon is the cannabis equivalent of a perfectly balan
THC 18-22%Green Ribbon BX
Green Ribbon BX is the cannabis equivalent of a participatio
THC 23%Green Ribbon Bx
Green Ribbon Bx is what happens when breeders can't let a 20
THC 18%Green Ribbon Mintz
Green Ribbon Mintz is what happens when Girl Scout cookies g
THC 20-26%Green Rider
Green Rider is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a Re
THC 30%