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🟣 Couch-Lock Dumpling

Gyoza

Named after the Japanese dumpling because nothing says "indi

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Gypsie Road

Gypsie Road is the strain that makes you question if you jus

THC 19-21%
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🔮 Mostly Indica

Gypsy Jax

Gypsy Jax is the strain equivalent of canceling plans and or

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Gypsy Kush

Meet Gypsy Kush—the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Gypsy OG

Meet Gypsy OG, Therapy Seeds' attempt to turn your spine int

THC 22%
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🎪 Boutique Hybrid

Gypsy Road

Gypsy Road is the strain that ghosted you on Tinder because

THC 18-22%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Soap Opera

Gypsy Soap

Named after the soap your weird aunt sells at craft fairs, G

THC 22%
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🧼 Hybrid (Soap Opera Edition)

Gypsy Soap

Imagine your grandma’s floral soap got drunk on vacation, ho

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Gyroz

Gyroz is the strain that showed up late to the candy-family

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Hog

H Munster

H Munster is the weed equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

H.C.W.

Meet H.C.W., the love child of NorCal secrecy and Instagram

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

H.D.P by Trip Seeds

Meet H.D.P—the indica that convinced gravity to work overtim

THC 18-22%
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🏝️ Tropical Couch-Lock Express

Ha' Hawaiian Kush

SnowHigh Seeds’ Ha' Hawaiian Kush is the botanical equivalen

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Haarlem

Haarlem is what happens when American breeders get homesick

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Habibi

Named after the Arabic word for “my beloved,” Habibi is basi

THC 18%
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🍭 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Habibi Muha

Meet Habibi Muha, the strain so proprietary even its parents

THC 22-30%
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🍊 Sativa-First Rollercoaster

Habibi Squirt

Imagine chugging a 2-liter of Squirt soda, then getting bear

THC 26%
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🤝 Hybrid

Habibi Weed

Named after the Arabic term of endearment you scream at your

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hackney Haze

Hackney Haze is what happens when London’s underground weed

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Proper Sativa

Hackney Haze

Hackney Haze is basically London’s attempt to bottle gentrif

THC 18%
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⚡ Satan’s Morning Sativa

Hades

Named after the Greek underworld boss yet somehow a bright-e

THC 18-26%
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💥 Couch-Lock Cannon

Hadouken

Trichome Jungle Seeds basically asked, "What if a Street Fig

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Hybrid

Haha OG

Ready to giggle like you just watched your first R-rated mov

THC 27-29%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Haight Street Haze

Meet the strain that’s basically a tie-dye shirt in plant fo

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Haile Selassi I

Named after Ethiopia’s last emperor, this 55/45 hybrid rules

THC 18%
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🌞 Purebred Sativa

Hair of the Dawg

Hair of the Dawg is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Hairy Legs

Named after your uncle's winter coat, Hairy Legs is Dino Par

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Hakuna Matata

Named after a Disney mantra that basically translates to "f*

THC 17-24%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Hala Kahiki Haze

Hala Kahiki Haze is basically what happens when Hawaiian lan

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Halabama Sundae

Imagine if Alabama had a fever dream about ice cream and wok

THC 20%
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🌺 Pure Island Sativa

Haleakala Haze

Aloha, overstimulation! This Maui-born rocket fuel wraps you

THC 20-24%
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🔆 Pure Sativa

Haleakala Haze

Named after a volcano that literally houses the sun, this 18

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Haleys Comet

A sativa so electric it makes actual Halley's Comet look lik

THC 20-25%
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🍪 Mystery Dessert Hybrid

Half Baked

Half Baked is the strain equivalent of showing up to a potlu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Half Baked by Lit Farms

Half Baked is the botanical equivalent of hitting the snooze

THC 25%
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🌙 50/50 Hybrid

Half Moon

Half Moon is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet haircut—bus

THC 18-25%
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🌙 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Half Moon Gelato

Half Moon Gelato is the strain equivalent of eating an entir

THC 22%
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🍰 Boutique Hybrid

Half Pint

Half Pint is Wyeast Farms’ answer to the question, “What if

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Dessert-leaning Hybrid

Half Pint

Meet Half Pint, the strain that looks like a snack-size mist

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Half&Half Cookies

Half&Half Cookies is what happens when breeders try to make

THC 15-25%
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🧬 Viking Auto-Hybrid

Halfdan

Meet Halfdan, the only Viking who raids your fridge instead

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

Halftime

Named for the exact moment your plans collapse into a blanke

THC 22%
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🟣 Garlic-Dominant Indica

Halitosis

Meet Halitosis—the strain that smells like your uncle’s brea

THC 22%
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🧬 55/45 Hybrid (The Breath Mint’s Nemesis)

Halitosis Breath

Meet Halitosis Breath, the strain that gassed up the room an

THC 17%
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🔥 High-THC Hybrid

Hall Of Flame

Hall Of Flame is the strain that shows up to the party in a

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Halle Berry

Blockhead Buds basically Photoshopped Ice Cream Cake into a

THC 20%
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✨ Glamour Hybrid

Halle Berry

The only strain named after an Oscar winner that still can’t

THC 19%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Halle Berry Haze

Imagine a Haze that finally took a chill pill and discovered

THC 20-22%

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