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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Hangkrarok Fat Tail

A pure Thai sativa that smokes like your uncle’s backpacking

THC 14-22%
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🇹🇭 Sativa-Dominant Landrace

Hangkrarok Giant

Meet the strain that makes NBA players feel short. This Thai

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Hangkrarok Manao

Think your morning espresso is strong? Meet Hangkrarok Manao

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Hangover

Sunset Genetics' Hangover is the botanical equivalent of a g

THC 18-24%
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🟢 100% Sativa

Hangover Haze

The strain for when you wake up feeling like a microwaved re

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Hannibal

Named after the guy who ate people with fava beans, Hannibal

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Indica

Hannibal OG

Named after everyone's favorite cannibal psychiatrist, Hanni

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hannibal OG F2

Red Scare's Hannibal OG F2 is the strain that made OG geneti

THC 20-25%
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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Hannibal's Temple

Named after a guy who famously crossed the Alps with elephan

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hans Gruber

DNA Genetics cooked up this villainously balanced hybrid tha

THC 15-20%
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🔵 Indica

HanSoloInPlatinum

A strain so extra it got blinged out in platinum and named a

THC 18%
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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid

Hanzo

Named after the legendary swordsmith, Hanzo is the strain th

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Haochi

Haochi is the strain Shaolin Genetics whipped up when they a

THC 20-25%
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🏝️ Island-Bred Sativa

Haole Brownie

Haole Brownie is what happens when a Hawaiian breeder weapon

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Island Couch Magnet

Haole Girl

Haole Girl is the strain equivalent of a mai tai and gravity

THC 18%
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☀️ Island Sativa

Haole Moonshine

Like sipping moonshine distilled from a Hawaiian vacation, t

THC 18%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Haoma

Haoma is what happens when a boutique breeder time-travels t

THC 18%
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🔮 Ancient Couch Whisperer

Haoma

Haoma is the strain your yoga instructor’s been secretly mic

THC 21-22%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Hapa Haze

Hapa Haze is Centennial Seeds' love letter to anyone who thi

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Happiness by Nilsson Seeds

AK-47 and Warlock had a baby and named it after a feeling yo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Amnesia

Happy Amnesia is the strain equivalent of your friend who te

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Three-Way

Happy Bird Haze

Imagine classic Haze had a one-night stand with an indestruc

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Happy Brother

Happy Brother is the strain that proves Karma Genetics has a

THC 18%
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🟣 Functional Indica

Happy Brother Bx1

Meet the only indica that won’t sabotage your to-do list—Hap

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Certified Couch Glue

Happy Brother Bx2

This indica is basically a weighted blanket in plant form. K

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Hybrid (Mood-Brightening Roulette)

Happy Camper

Happy Camper is the cannabis equivalent of a mystery-flavor

THC 20%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Happy Chillmore

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with a built-in

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Functional Hybrid

Happy Chillmore

Meet Happy Chillmore—the strain equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Certified Chill Hybrid

Happy Eddie

Meet Happy Eddie—the boutique hybrid that’s basically a sero

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cronut

Happy Eddie Apple Fritter

Imagine if a Cinnabon and a Sour Diesel truck collided outsi

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Hybrid

Happy Eddie Mischief

Happy Eddie Mischief is what happens when breeders name weed

THC 19-26%
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🟢 Sativa

Happy Ending

Happy Ending is the strain equivalent of a triple-shot espre

THC 20-35%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Ending

Happy Ending is SnowHigh Seeds' attempt at breeding the cann

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Happy Ending

Happy Ending sounds like something you'd find on a sketchy m

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Ending

Happy Ending: the strain that promises a feel-good finale wi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Happy Endings by Smiling Tiger

The strain that promises a happy finish without the sketchy

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Hour

Happy Hour is Lit Farms' attempt at bottling the vibe of 5 P

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

Happy Hour

Happy Hour is Solfire Gardens’ attempt to bottle post-work b

THC 20%
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🍹 Citrus-Forward Social Hybrid

Happy Hour

Happy Hour is the strain that shows up to the office party i

THC 18-26%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Light Beer

Happy Hour 21

Meet the session IPA of weed: Happy Hour 21, the 5% THC indi

THC 5%
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⚖️ Social Hybrid

Happy Hour 3

Meet the strain that clocks out when you do. Happy Hour 3 sw

THC 26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in plant form)

Happy Hour by Wizard Trees

Happy Hour is what happens when breeders treat weed like a c

THC 18-24%
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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Happy Juice

Happy Juice is what happens when breeders decide your seroto

THC 20-24%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Happy Kush

Happy Kush is Karma Genetics' love letter to people who hate

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Lil Moonbeamz

The strain that sounds like a toddler named it but hits like

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Happy Nightmare

Happy Nightmare: the strain that gives you a hug, then steal

THC 16-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Happy Pappy by Mads

Happy Pappy is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Peaks

Happy Peaks is the strain equivalent of a motivational speak

THC 15%

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