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🟣 Indica That Hits Like Catwoman’s Heel

Halle Berry x Lemon Roze

The only time Halle Berry takes you hostage is when this 25%

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Knockout

Halle Berry X Rainbow Belts 20

Imagine Halle Berry in Monster's Ball mode hooking up with a

THC 22%
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🎃 Couch-Lock Candy Corn

Halloween Candy

The strain that turns your living room into a haunted pillow

THC 15-25%
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🎃 Balanced Hybrid

Halloween Haze

The only strain that lets you ghost your responsibilities at

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Seasonal Hybrid

Halloween Special

Halloween Special isn’t a strain—it’s a pumpkin-spice fever

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (Plot Twist)

Halman Apricot

Pipeline Genetics swears this is a sativa, but one hit later

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40 sativa/indica)

Halo

Meet Halo, the strain so frosty it looks like it lost a figh

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Headband’s Overachieving Cousin)

Halo

Meet Halo, the strain Goat and Monkey Seeds whipped up when

THC 18-24%
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🔆 Sativa-Dominant Headband

Halo

Meet Halo, the strain that turns your forehead into a snug h

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Halo Halo by Perfect Tree

Halo Halo is the strain equivalent of that overachiever who

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Haze Monster

Halo Haze

Meet Halo Haze—the strain that makes your forehead feel like

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa

Ham Solo

Named after everyone's favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder,

THC 18%
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🔺60/40 Hybrid

Hamantaschen Cookies

The only triangle your Bubbe would approve of outside synago

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hamma Hamma

Hamma Hamma is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hamma Hamma F2

Pacific NW Roots spent two years playing genetic Tetris to g

THC 18%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Cookies

Hammer Cookies

Imagine your grandma’s fresh cookies—if grandma was a 7-foot

THC 24%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hammer Head

Meet the strain that turns your evening plans into a horizon

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hammer Island Bys Lab

Imagine if a mechanic and a pastry chef had a love child, th

THC 18%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Certified

Hammer Juice

Hammer Juice is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Hammer Juice x Toxic Cherry Bomb

Imagine if a cherry pie got body-checked by a tranquilizer d

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Thunder

Hammer Of The Gods

Named like a Led Zeppelin B-side, this sativa swings a 24% T

THC 18-24%
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🦈 Knock-Out Indica

Hammer Shark

Named after the ocean's blunt-force trauma specialist, Hamme

THC 22%
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⚔️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Hammer The Pie

Bred by Viking Gardens as if Odin himself demanded dessert a

THC 18-22%
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🔨 Balanced Hybrid

Hammer Time

Viking Gardens’ Hammer Time is the strain that asked, "What

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Hammer Zest #7

This 80% indica freight train doesn't ask if you're ready—it

THC 19%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Hammerhead

Hammerhead is what happens when breeders try to make a strai

THC 18-24%
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🤯 Balanced Hybrid (55% sativa, 45% indica)

Hammerhead

Imagine getting head-butted by a shark, then cuddled by that

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hammerhead

Medical Seeds Co. basically built a sleeping pill you can sm

THC 18%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hammerhead

Meet Hammerhead, the strain that turns your evening into a s

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch Lock Specialist

Hammerhead by Phat Panda

Meet the strain that turns your evening plans into a blanket

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hammers Kush x Tom Hill Haze

Imagine if your brain got a gym membership but your body for

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Han Lemme

Han Lemme is that friend who shows up in a tuxedo T-shirt—fo

THC 18%
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⚔️ 50/50 Hybrid

Han Shot First

Named after the galaxy's most controversial self-defense mom

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Han Slo Hoe

Han Slo Hoe is what happens when breeders decide "relaxing"

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Han Solo

Han Solo isn’t just the name of the scruffy-looking nerf her

THC 30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Han Solo Burger

Skunk House Genetics turned your late-night burger run into

THC 25%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Han Solo Burger

This 29-30% THC garlic-bomb is what happens when GMO hooks u

THC 29-30%
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🟣 Indica

Han Solo Burger

Imagine if a garlic knot and a gas station had a baby, then

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Knock-Your-Ass-Out Indica

Han Solo Burger

Imagine if Darth Vader opened a burger joint in a gas statio

THC 28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Han Solo Hashplant

Skunk House Genetics took "I love you" and turned it into "I

THC 18-25%
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🌺 Couch-Lock-in-Paradise Indica

Hana Bae

Hana Bae is the botanical equivalent of a mai-tai in hammock

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Handcannon

Handcannon sounds like something you'd find in a GTA game, b

THC 27%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Handlebar

Meet Handlebar, the cannabis equivalent of that guy at the p

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Indecisive OG')

Hands of Stone

Hands of Stone sounds like a boxing movie, but this Aurora G

THC 16-24%
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🏄‍♂️ Pure Sativa Energy Bomb

Hang 10

Hang 10 is what happens when breeders decide coffee is too m

THC 18%
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🏄‍♂️ Sativa

Hang Ten

Best Coast Genetics basically bottled Malibu Barbie's person

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Hanger 43

Hanger 43 is what happens when breeders decide the best plac

THC 24%
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⚡ Tropical Sativa Heritage

Hangkrarok Champion

Meet the strain that makes your brain feel like it just book

THC 15-25%

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