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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Happy Place

Meet Happy Place, the indica that answers the age-old questi

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Happy Purple

Happy Purple is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher and

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Happy Pussy by DJ Short

Named by a breeder who clearly lost a dare, Happy Pussy is t

THC 15-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Happy Skunk

Zambeza’s Happy Skunk is basically espresso that learned how

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Sativa

Happy Smile

Meet Happy Smile—Earth Seeds’ answer to “what if Red Bull gr

THC 15%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Happy Vibez

Happy Vibez is what happens when breeders try to make weed t

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Harakiri

Holy Seeds Bank's Harakiri is basically espresso that grew l

THC 18%
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🔵 Straight Indica

Harambe

Named after everyone's favorite tragically-memed gorilla, Ha

THC 18%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Harambe

Named after everyone's favorite late gorilla, Harambe is the

THC 18%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Gorilla

Harambe

Named after the internet’s favorite deceased primate, Haramb

THC 22-30%
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🦍❄️ Hybrid

Harambe 28 x Yeti Fuel

This strain is what happens when Loompa Farms decides to hon

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Harambe 4 X Yeti Fuel

Loompa Farms basically hot-wired a gorilla with a snowmobile

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Harambe OG Auto

Purple City Genetics basically took the original Harambe OG,

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Harambe's Ghost

The strain that refuses to die—just like the meme. Harambe's

THC 18%
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🦍 Couch-Locked Indica

Harambes Hope

Compound Genetics named this one after the internet’s favori

THC 5-10%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Harbinger by Omni Seeds

Omni Seeds took "heritage" and weaponized it into a purple-g

THC 18%
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🍭 Hybrid That Tastes Like Your Dentist's Nightmare

Hard Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a strain,

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica

Hard Candy

Hard Candy is the strain that convinced your dentist to star

THC 15-25%
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🍎 Apple-Scented Mystery Hybrid

Hard Cider

Hard Cider is the strain that gets you baked and convinces y

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Hard Dick Blues

Dragons Flame Genetics named this one after your post-breaku

THC 15%
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🟡 Sativa

Hard Diesel

Hard Diesel is what happens when Sour Diesel goes to therapy

THC 18-23%
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🍋 Certified Couch-Lock Lemon

Hard Lemon

Hard Lemon is what happens when California breeders decide l

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Hard Lemon V2

The strain that proves you can polish a lemon and still get

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Punches Back

Hardcore

Meet Hardcore—the strain that named itself because "Mildly-E

THC 25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hardcore

Hardcore is the strain equivalent of a 3-hour Swedish death-

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Dessert on Fire)

Hardcore Gelato

Imagine your nonna’s gelato got possessed by a gym-bro demon

THC 23%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant

Hardcore Mac

Hardcore Mac is Nasha Genetics’ way of saying, “You thought

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Hardcore OG

Meet Hardcore OG—Nasha Genetics’ love letter to anyone who t

THC 20-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hardcore OG

Meet Hardcore OG—because "Mildly Inconvenient OG" didn’t tes

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica, 45% Sativa)

Hardcore OG x Gushers

Imagine your grumpy OG grandpa making out with a fruit-snack

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hardcore Punch

Hardcore Punch is Nasha Genetics' love letter to anyone who'

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ 60/40 Balanced Hybrid

Hardcore Runtz

Hardcore Runtz is what happens when Nasha Genetics asks "wha

THC 23%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid (Until It Isn't)

Hardcore Stomper

This strain hits like a velvet sledgehammer—smooth going dow

THC 18-24%
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🍭 Couch-Lock Candy

Haribo Cookies

Imagine eating a bag of Haribo while face-planting into a tr

THC 18-24%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Harle-Tsu

Harle-Tsu is the strain for people who want to say they smok

THC 8%
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🟢 Functional CBD Hybrid

Harle-Tsu

Meet Harle-Tsu, the strain that proves you can be productive

THC 8%
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🤖 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Harle-Tsu CBD

Harle-Tsu is the designated driver of the cannabis world: al

THC 0.3-1%
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🍊 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Harlem 21

Meet Harlem 21, the strain that gentrifies your brain like a

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Straight-Up Sativa

Harlem Dreams

This is the strain that makes you want to start a spoken-wor

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Harlequake

Harlequake is the seismic event your living room didn’t know

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Micro-dose Indica

Harlequeen

Harlequeen is what happens when breeders decide THC is overr

THC 5%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Harlequin

Meet Harlequin, the strain that gets you mentally ‘on hold’

THC 8%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Chill Pill

Harlequin

Meet Harlequin: the strain that hugged your anxiety and whis

THC 10%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy, Barely-Buzzed Indica

Harlequin

Meet Harlequin, the strain for people who want to say they s

THC 7%
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🟢 Sativa

Harlequin Bx by Bodhi Seeds

Meet the strain that proves you don't need 30% THC to feel s

THC 15%
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🌞 Couch-Proof Sativa

Harlequin Bx4

Meet the strain that gives you a gentle, judgment-free hug i

THC 5%
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🟢 Sativa (With Training Wheels)

Harlequin Bx4

Imagine a sativa that gives you energy without the existenti

THC 12%
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🟢 Sativa (But Chill About It)

Harlequin Bx4

Harlequin Bx4 is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor

THC 15-25%

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