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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Hash Lovers Delight

Hash Lovers Delight is Matchmaker Genetics’ love letter to a

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Hash Mask

Hash Mask is Pacific NW Roots’ love letter to everyone who’s

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Hash Over Ass

Stickybuds® named this strain like a dare and then delivered

THC 10-15%
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🔮 Classic Indica

Hash Passion

Think of every stereotypical hash you've ever smelled in a d

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hash Plant

Hash Plant is basically Afghani hash in plant form—sticky en

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Hash Plant

Hash Plant is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 5-15%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Hash Plant

Sensi Seeds basically weaponized Afghani genetics to create

THC 18%
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🔮 Mystical Couch-Lock Indica

Hash Plant

Hash Plant is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket—

THC 18%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Classic

Hash Plant

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket dipped in resi

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Hash Plant by G13 Labs

Meet the strain that basically invented the phrase "I can't

THC 18%
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⚪ Hybrid (60/40 but still chill)

Hash Plant by Reefermans Seeds

Meet Hash Plant, the strain that skipped leg day on THC but

THC 6-8%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hash Plant by Scott Family Farms

Meet the strain that puts the 'hash' in hash-tag—literally.

THC 14%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Hash Plant by The Seed Bank

Hash Plant is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket ma

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hash Plant by Vulkania Seeds

The strain that launched a thousand sticky fingers. Hash Pla

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Hash Plant Northern Lights 1 x Swazi

Imagine if a narcoleptic librarian hooked up with a hyperact

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa Royalty

Hash Queen 1

Meet Hash Queen 1, the strain that makes you feel like you'v

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa Royalty

Hash Queen 3

Meet Hash Queen 3—the strain that convinced your couch you’d

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Hash Shake by Swordzman

Imagine if a Moroccan hash brick went to art school, minored

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hash Slinging Slasher

Named after a fictional boogeyman, this strain will slash yo

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Hash Star

Meet Hash Star, the strain that looks like it was rolled in

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Hash Ultimate

Zativo basically took old-school hash, pumped it full of mod

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Hashbar

Meet Hashbar—the strain that sounds like a speakeasy but smo

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

HashBar OG

HashBar OG is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Hashbar OG

Hashbar OG is what happens when breeders at Turtle's Seed Co

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Hashbar OG

Hashbar OG is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Hashberry

Hashberry is what happens when Cartel Seeds asks, "What if d

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Hashberry

Hashberry is the strain that asks, “Remember that time you m

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Hashberry

Imagine a pumpkin spice latte made love to a hash brick and

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Old-School Couch Magnet

Hashberry

Meet Hashberry, the strain that smells like your hippie uncl

THC 16-23%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

HashBrick by Hash Hands

Named like a LEGO set for stoners, HashBrick by Hash Hands i

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Hashburger

Hashburger is what happens when Skunk House Genetics asks, “

THC 18%
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🍔 Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock Combo Meal)

Hashburger

Meet Hashburger, the strain that smells like a Five Guys dum

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Glue Indica

Hashchis

Hashchis is what happens when 00 Seeds Bank asks, "What if w

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Hashghan

Hashghan is what happens when breeders take old-school Afgha

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Hashgirl

Hashgirl is the strain equivalent of your grandma’s weighted

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hashgooberrry

Jinxproof Genetics basically asked, “What if hash and a frui

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Hashgooberry

Meet Hashgooberry—the strain that sounds like a breakfast ce

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Hashish Plant

The strain that double-majored in Trichomes and Hibernation.

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hashmaki

Meet Hashmaki: the strain that looked at indica and sativa a

THC 18-24%
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🪞 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Hashman Jack

Hashman Jack is what happens when breeders let the shy ruder

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Hashmaster

Hashmaster is what happens when Brothers Grimm decide your e

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hashpirin

Hashpirin is what happens when South Bay Genetics asks, "Wha

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hashplant

Hashplant is what happens when breeders decide the floor is

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (That Forgot How to Chill)

Hashplant 2 by Hybrids From Hell

Hashplant 2 is what happens when breeders try to make a sati

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Hashplant 4 by Bodhi Seeds

Meet Hashplant 4, the strain that took all the chill from a

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Hashplant by Ace Seeds

Meet the strain that makes your sofa feel like a memory-foam

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hashplant D

Hashplant D is Bodhi Seeds’ love letter to everyone who thin

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Hashplant G13 x Vintage 2006

This is the strain equivalent of finding your older cousin’s

THC 22%

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