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🎭 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

HashPlant Haze X Kali China

Meet the strain that can't decide if it wants to zen out or

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Hashplant OG

Meet the strain that single-handedly kept the 2000s couch in

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hashplant Pearls

Hashplant Pearls is what happens when breeders trap 90% pure

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Hashstar

Hashstar is what happens when breeders decide "mellow" isn't

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hashtastrophe

Hashtastrophe is what happens when a mad-scientist breeder n

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

HashTonic

Meet HashTonic—the strain that gets you so stuck to the couc

THC 18%
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⚖️ Kosher Hybrid

Hasidic Chem

A strain so meticulously bred it probably has a bar mitzvah

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Hass Plant G-13

Sputnik Seeds took the urban-legend G-13, gave it a Russian-

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hassala

Hassala is what happens when Macaronesia Seeds asks 'what if

THC 20-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Hasta Manana

Hasta Manana promises "see you tomorrow," but this 28% THC r

THC 20-28%
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🤹‍♂️ 3-Point Hybrid

Hat Trick

Hat Trick is the cannabis equivalent of a mic-drop goal-scor

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Haters Killah

Named like a SoundCloud diss track, Haters Killah is Botafar

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Haunted Kush Cake

Haunted Kush Cake is the strain that ghosts smoke when they

THC 20%
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🌞 Sativa

Havana Bandana

Havana Bandana is James Loud Genetics' answer to "what if a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Havarra Wedding

Like a shotgun marriage between your couch and your ambition

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ OG Kush Redux

Haven OG

Haven OG is the strain equivalent of a luxury car that still

THC 18-26%
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🏝️ Vintage Island Sativa-Dominant

Hawai'i '78

The strain that makes you feel like you just caught a 6 AM w

THC 15-25%
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🏝️ Tropical Sativa

Hawaii 78

This is the strain that convinces you starting a ukulele Ets

THC 20%
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🏝️ Certified Island Time Sativa

Hawaii by Mudro Seeds

Meet Hawaii by Mudro Seeds—the strain that’ll have you talki

THC 14%
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🔮 Island Couch-Lock

Hawaii By Night

Hawaii By Night is what happens when island chill meets frei

THC 23%
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🌺 50/50 Island Split Hybrid

Hawaii Hybrid

Meet Hawaii Hybrid, the strain that’s basically a lei around

THC 18%
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🟢 Island Couch Hybrid

Hawaii Indica By Originals

Aloha means both hello and goodbye—perfect for this 7% THC v

THC 7%
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🌺 Autoflowering Island Vacation

Hawaii Maui Waui Automatic

Aloha, couch-lock! This auto-flowering luau packs island vib

THC 14-19%
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🔆 Sativa

Hawaii Sativa By Originals

Hawaii Sativa is basically a beach vacation that hot-boxes y

THC 18%
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🍳 Tropical Wake-N-Bake Sativa

Hawaii Toast

Imagine your toaster and a Hawaiian vacation had a baby—this

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Hybrid (65% Indica)

Hawaii White

Imagine your brain lounging in a hammock while your body sin

THC 20-25%
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🏝️ Vintage Sativa

Hawaii X Maui Waui

The strain your dad claims he smoked at Woodstock, except no

THC 14-19%
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🌺 Sativa

Hawaii X Skunk 1

Imagine your high school grad trip to Maui if it were hijack

THC 18-23%
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🏝️ Pure Island Sativa

Hawaiian

Meet Hawaiian, the strain that makes you want to quit your j

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Indica

Hawaiian Afghan

Imagine a luau where the roasted pig is replaced by your ent

THC 18-23%
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🚀 Cosmic Sativa

Hawaiian Anti Matter

This SnowHigh Seeds creation is what happens when a physics

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica That Forgot It’s Supposed to Couch-Lock You

Hawaiian Berry

Hawaiian Berry is what happens when an indica takes a tropic

THC 25%
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🟢 Pure Island Sativa

Hawaiian Bud by Jaws Gear

This 18% THC island escape is basically a one-way ticket to

THC 18%
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🏝️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Hawaiian Butterscotch

Imagine if a pineapple took a spa weekend in a butterscotch

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (70-80%)

Hawaiian Cat Piss

Yes, it really smells like a tomcat’s spring break in Honolu

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Hawaiian Catpiss

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if a Tom

THC 18-24%
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🏝️ CBD-Dominant Tropical Hybrid

Hawaiian CBD

Imagine a mai tai that won’t get you fired. Hawaiian CBD del

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Sativa-Forward Tropical Dessert

Hawaiian Cookie

Imagine your grandma’s shortbread went on a Tinder date with

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Island Sativa

Hawaiian Cookies

Hawaiian Cookies is what happens when your brain books a one

THC 20%
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🏝️ Sativa-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Hawaiian Cookies

Imagine if a luau crashed into a bakery and got everyone sto

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Indica

Hawaiian Cream Cake

Imagine a piña colada that traded its tiny umbrella for a we

THC 6%
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🏝️ Island Sativa

Hawaiian Dream

Like getting lei’d by a pineapple that went to college. Hawa

THC 16%
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🌺 CBD Sativa (a.k.a. Vacation in a Bowl)

Hawaiian Dream CBD

Like sipping a piña colada while your joints shut up about y

THC 15-25%
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🦆 Pure Indica Island Lockdown

Hawaiian Duckfoot

This 18% THC tropical heavyweight is what happens when Hawai

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Vacation

Hawaiian Durban Pie

Imagine Durban Poison took a sabbatical in Maui, got drunk o

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Island Sativa

Hawaiian Electrical Storm

Imagine a tiki drink that tased you back—Hawaiian Electrical

THC 18-25%
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🌺 Island Sativa

Hawaiian Elephant

Hawaiian Elephant is basically a luau in your lungs—18-22% T

THC 18-22%
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🏝️ Sativa-Leaner

Hawaiian Elite

Hawaiian Elite is what happens when a vintage island sativa

THC 19-24%

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