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🏝️ Island-Speed Hybrid

Hawaiian Express

Hawaiian Express is the strain equivalent of a TSA PreCheck

THC 14-19%
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🍊 Tropical Citrus Hybrid

Hawaiian Fanta

Imagine if a tiki bar and a gas station Big Gulp had a baby,

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Vacation-in-a-Bud

Hawaiian Fantasy

Think mai tais, ukuleles, and zero responsibilities—rolled i

THC 20%
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🌺 Tropical Sativa

Hawaiian Frostbite

Hawaiian Frostbite is what happens when you tell a Hawaiian

THC 22%
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🔋 Tropical Sativa Flex

Hawaiian Gamma

Evil Bear Genetics basically bottled a luau in weed form—exc

THC 15-20%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Hawaiian Gold

Hawaiian Gold is SnowHigh Seeds’ love letter to procrastinat

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Hawaiian Grape Crush

Imagine your brain wearing a lei while your body sinks into

THC 18%
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🌺 Pure Sativa

Hawaiian Haze

Pack your bags, because Hawaiian Haze delivers a one-way tic

THC 18%
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🌺 Sativa Vacation

Hawaiian Haze by Cosmic Wisdom

Hawaiian Haze is the strain equivalent of booking a one-way

THC 18-24%
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🥬 CBD-Dominant Sativa-Lookin' Hemp

Hawaiian Haze CBD

The only vacation you can take to Hawaii for under $20. This

THC 0.2-0.3%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Hawaiian Headbanger

Aloha, mosh pit. This Pua Mana Pakalolo creation mashes trop

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Hawaiian Honey Purple

Imagine your vacation to Hawaii got punched by an indica and

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Hawaiian Ice

Imagine a snow cone that skipped town to Hawaii and came bac

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Plot-Twist Sativa

Hawaiian Indica

Meet the strain that flunked geography harder than your cous

THC 18%
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🌺 100% Island Couch-Lock

Hawaiian Indica

The strain that proves you can take the weed out of Hawaii b

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Hawaiian Indica x NL #1

Imagine a tropical vacation where the mai tai hits 25% THC a

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hawaiian Knucks

Imagine getting gently slapped by pineapple-scented fists of

THC 18%
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🟢 Island Couch-Lock

Hawaiian Lights

Like getting lei'd by a volcano—Hawaiian Lights starts with

THC 18%
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🌺 Couch-Lock Luau

Hawaiian Lights Hashplant

This island-born knockout punches like a coconut to the skul

THC 18%
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🍋 Daytime Sativa

Hawaiian Lime Ogee

Imagine your brain putting on a Hawaiian shirt and doing bac

THC 18-24%
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🌺 Sativa

Hawaiian Lion

Hawaiian Lion is what happens when a Maui Wowie decides to g

THC 18-24%
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🍹 Vacation Mode Sativa

Hawaiian Mango

At a whopping 5% THC, Hawaiian Mango is the edible sunscreen

THC 5%
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⚡ Tropical Sativa

Hawaiian Mayan Gold

Like drinking a piña colada while skydiving, Hawaiian Mayan

THC 18-24%
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🏝️ Pure Sativa Terror

Hawaiian Nightmare

Like getting drop-kicked into a volcano by a pineapple-wield

THC 22-28%
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🏝️ Island Time Hybrid

Hawaiian Nights

Hawaiian Nights is the strain equivalent of watching a luau

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa

Hawaiian Pancakes

Imagine your brain doing the hula while your mouth thinks it

THC 18%
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🍍 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hawaiian Paradise

Hawaiian Paradise is basically a vacation in nug form—minus

THC 15-25%
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🏝️ Sativa-Dominant Tropical Time-Bomb

Hawaiian Pineapple

Imagine cramming an entire pineapple upside-down cake into y

THC 25%
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🍕 Sativa-leaning Island Chaos

Hawaiian Pizza

Hawaiian Pizza is what happens when breeders get stoned and

THC 18%
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🏝️ Sativa-Dominant Tropical Time-Bomb

Hawaiian Puff

Hawaiian Puff is what happens when a luau crashes into your

THC 18%
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🔴 Tropical Couch-Lock in Disguise

Hawaiian Punch

Hawaiian Punch is what happens when Maui Jane Seed Co. trick

THC 18%
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🌺 Tropical Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hawaiian Punch

Hawaiian Punch is what happens when a Kona Gold plant gets d

THC 18-24%
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🔵 50/50 Tropical TKO

Hawaiian Punch

This island-born hybrid from Taylormade Selections is basica

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Daytime Sativa

Hawaiian Punch

Imagine chugging a Capri Sun on Waikiki Beach while your bra

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Tropical Couchlock

Hawaiian Purple Kush

Imagine a Purple Kush that got lei'd at a beach party and wo

THC 15-25%
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🏝️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid of Questionable Parentage

Hawaiian Rain

Hawaiian Rain is the strain equivalent of a Tinder date who

THC 20%
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🌴 Low-Ride Sativa

Hawaiian Rain CBD

The strain for people who want to smell like a piña colada b

THC 5%
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🌺 Balanced Hybrid

Hawaiian Roses

Imagine your brain wearing a lei while your body sinks into

THC 25%
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🌺 Pure Sativa (Yes, the package lies)

Hawaiian Sativa

A strain so tropical it comes with its own ukulele soundtrac

THC 20%
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🌺 Pure Island Sativa

Hawaiian Sativa

Meet the strain that convinced your brain it’s on vacation e

THC 19-23%
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🌴 Tropical Sativa Monster

Hawaiian Sativa x BC Big Bud

Imagine a luau in your lungs hosted by a Canadian lumberjack

THC 25%
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🌺 Tropical Couch-Lock Hybrid

Hawaiian Sativa x BC Kush

Picture a luau where the roasted pig is actually your motiva

THC 20%
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🏝️ Tropical Couch-Lock

Hawaiian Shave Ice

Imagine a luau in your lungs—Hawaiian Shave Ice delivers 18%

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Paradise

Hawaiian Shirt Sunday

Like being smothered by a lei made of pillows, Hawaiian Shir

THC 18-24%
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🌺 Tropical Sativa

Hawaiian Skunk Berry

Imagine your vacation luau got hijacked by a skunk wearing a

THC 18%
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🏝️🦨 Island-Funk Hybrid

Hawaiian Skunk by Seedsman

Imagine your favorite beach vacation, but the cabana boy is

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid with Island PTSD

Hawaiian Skunk x Romulan

Imagine your beach luau got body-slammed by an alien warship

THC 18%
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🌴 2003 Cannabis Cup Champion Sativa

Hawaiian Snow

Meet Hawaiian Snow—Green House Seeds' 2003 Cannabis Cup winn

THC 20-22%

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