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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Hazeified

Hazeified is what happens when Riot Seeds tells classic Haze

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Enthusiast

Hazel A5

Meet Hazel A5, the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hazel Nut Piff #2

If a jar of Nutella and a dispensary had a baby, it’d be Haz

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenhaze

Hazel T

Meet Hazel T—Eazy Daze’s botanical indecision in flower form

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Hazel Thai

Hazel Thai is the strain equivalent of a jazz-fusion brunch—

THC 16%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Hazelicious

Meet Hazelicious, the boutique Haze that smells like someone

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hazelnut Circus

Imagine if Nutella and your yoga instructor had a baby who g

THC 18-24%
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☕ Sativa

Hazelnut Cream

Imagine if your morning espresso and a jar of Nutella had a

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Hazelnut Cream

Imagine if a hazelnut latte and a Milano cookie had a baby,

THC 20-27%
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🟢 Sativa

Hazelnut Dream

Copycat Genetix bottled brunch vibes with this 18% sativa th

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Hazelnut OG

Hazelnut OG is the strain equivalent of curling up inside a

THC 20%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Nutella

Hazelnut Piff

Imagine if Nutella and a weighted blanket had a baby that gr

THC 23%
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🔵 Couch-Bound Indica

Hazeman Skunk

Hazeman Skunk is the skunkiest skunk that ever skunked—18-22

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Wake-n-Bake Sativa

Hazenberg AM

Meet Hazenberg AM, the strain that convinced ruderalis to st

THC 15%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Hazenberg AM Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fast, rel

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Hazenomics

Hazenomics is what happens when lab-coat nerds try to bottle

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa Autoflower

Hazerade XXL Auto

Imagine a Red Bull wearing a cannabis costume—that’s Hazerad

THC 18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Hazey High

Meet Hazey High—Tropical Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Hazey Punch By The Bakery Genetics

Imagine if a fruit salad got high, joined a rock band, and t

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Hazey Train

Hazey Train is the Amtrak of weed—runs on time, smells like

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Hazilla

Hazilla is Dirtbag Seed Co's love letter to anyone who think

THC 18-28%
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⚗️ THC Tactical Unit

Hazmat by The Fire Department

Named after the gear you’ll need when this 30 % beast leaks

THC 30%
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☢️ Sativa-Dominant Biohazard

HazMat OG

If regular sativas are espresso, HazMat OG is a Red Bull IV

THC 30%
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🔴 Industrial-Grade Indica

Hazmat OG

This strain doesn’t just flirt with diesel—it runs away with

THC 24-32%
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🟣 Zombie-Mode Indica

Hazmat OG by The Fire Department

Hazmat OG is basically a biohazard suit for your brain: zip

THC 30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Weekend Insurance)

Hazy Daze

DutchBreed’s Hazy Daze is the cannabis equivalent of a dimme

THC 18-24%
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🍃 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (But Your Couch Still Gets a Vote)

Hazy Daze by Taylord Genetics

Hazy Daze is what happens when breeders aim for “productive

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Daytime Rocket Fuel

Hazy Face

Meet Hazy Face, the strain that convinced a generation of st

THC 19-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Hazy Fields

Imagine your brain doing jumping jacks while your body chill

THC 18-24%
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🌤️ Sativa-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Hazy Girl

Hazy Girl is the strain equivalent of eating a sugar-dusted

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa That Won't Send You to the Moon (Unless You Ask Nicely)

Hazy Girl by Green Bodhi

Meet Hazy Girl—the strain that looks like it belongs on a we

THC 15-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (OG meets Haze)

Hazy Girl x Illusion OG

Green Bodhi's botanical love-child of Hazy Girl and Illusion

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Hazy Gorilla

Green Work Collective basically took a classic Gorilla, pump

THC 25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Hazy Grapes

Hazy Grapes is what happens when mad scientists decide wine

THC 25%
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🌀 Hybrid (60% Kush, 40% Existential Crisis)

Hazy Kush

Hazy Kush is what happens when OG Kush and Haze have a one-n

THC 20-24%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Hazy Kush

Hazy Kush is the strain equivalent of putting a yoga instruc

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Hazy Lady

Meet Hazy Lady—the strain that flirts with both indica and s

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa

Hazy Margarita

SubCool basically took happy hour, rolled it in kief, and ca

THC 18-20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant CBD

Hazy Med CBD

Meet the strain that says "I’m here to fix your back pain, n

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica (with Identity Issues)

Hazy Pupil

Meet Hazy Pupil, the strain that snuck into the indica categ

THC 18%
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🚀 Purebred Sativa

Hazy Voyage

Green Bodhi's Hazy Voyage is basically espresso that got a P

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

HB Dunkinaz

HB Dunkinaz is the strain equivalent of drinking coffee at 3

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica F2 Chaos

Hbarbra Bud F2

Imagine Barbara Bud after a mid-life crisis and a genealogy

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Light

Head Band by Med Man Brand

Head Band is what happens when breeders chase "heritage" so

THC 10%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cake Batter

Head Cake

Head Cake is what happens when Elev8 Seeds asks, "What if bl

THC 18%
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🎂 Hybrid

Head Cake

Head Cake is the strain equivalent of eating an entire birth

THC 19-28%
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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Head Candy

Head Candy is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bag

THC 20%
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🍭 Sweet-Headed Hybrid

Head Candy

Head Candy is the strain equivalent of eating Fun Dip in a m

THC 20-28%

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