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Strain Reviews

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headband X Chemdog D

This strain is what happens when two cannabis legends have a

THC 20-26%

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🔲 50/50 Hybrid

Headband X DSD

This Ganja Rebel love-child is what happens when Headband an

THC 22-25%

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🤝 Middle-of-the-Road Hybrid

Headband X Durban

The strain equivalent of wearing sweatpants to a wedding: te

THC 10-15%

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🤯 Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Did I Lock My Car?' Genetics)

Headband X Memory Loss

Meet the strain that literally named itself after what happe

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Headband X Peachoz

Imagine if a headband made of peaches squeezed your brain un

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split custody)

Headband X Skunkdog Bx1

Matchmaker Genetics basically took your dad's old-school Hea

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Headband Zkittlez

Imagine if a fruit salad put you in a gentle headlock and wh

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Headbanger

Headbanger is what happens when Sour Diesel and Biker Kush h

THC 20-26%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Mayhem

Headbanger

Headbanger is Karma Genetics' love letter to anyone who's ev

THC 18-23%

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🔥 Gas-Powered Sativa

Headbanger

Headbanger is what happens when Sour Diesel and OG Kush have

THC 20-28%

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🟢 Hybrid Auto (a.k.a. Couchlock on Fast-Forward)

Headbanger Auto

Headbanger Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a 90-minute pu

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headbanger Zkittles

Headbanger Zkittles is what happens when Riot Seeds decides

THC 18%

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🧀 Hybrid from Hell

Headcheese

Headcheese is what happens when West Coast gas meets British

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Headcracker

Meet Headcracker—the strain that named itself after what it

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Headhunter

This 50/50 hybrid from Purple City Genetics is basically Add

THC 20%

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⚖️ Identity-Crisis Hybrid

Headhunter

Headhunter is the strain equivalent of a LinkedIn recruiter—

THC 10-20%

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🔦 Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Headlights Kush Auto

The ultimate lazy-grower's dream: a Kush that flowers itself

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified

Headlites

Headlites is what happens when vintage weed gets a LinkedIn

THC 18-23%

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🤼 Hybrid (Prepare for a Brain Suplex)

Headlock

Headlock is what happens when Dutch breeders decide your bra

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Headlock OG

The only thing more locked than your body after smoking this

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Trip

Headmist

Meet Headmist—the sativa that gives your brain detention and

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Low-Key Hybrid

Headmistress

Meet Headmistress—the strain that keeps it PG-rated at 5-10%

THC 5-10%

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🎧 Hybrid (a.k.a. the Spotify Premium of weed)

Headphones Jam

Headphones Jam is the limited-edition hypebeast of hybrid fl

THC 18-26%

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🔫 Straight-Up Indica

Headshot

Headshot is Alpha Genetics' not-so-gentle reminder that indi

THC 22-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Headshot by Beyond Top Shelf

Headshot is the strain equivalent of Alt+F4 on your day. One

THC 22%

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🔫 Couch-Locked Indica

Headshot by Dank Genetics

Headshot is the strain equivalent of getting smacked by a ve

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headsmack

Headsmack sounds like a WWE finishing move, and honestly tha

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Headstache by Prima

Headstache is Prima's attempt at creating a strain that make

THC 18%

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🟣 Certified Couch Glue

Headstash

Karma Genetics’ Headstash is the strain equivalent of that f

THC 18%

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🥧 Balanced Hybrid

Headstash Applepie

This isn't your granny's apple pie—unless granny's been hang

THC 18-24%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Headstash Sour Dubb x Ztini

Karma Genetics took a Sour Dubb that already slapped and cro

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

HeadStone

HeadStone is Big Head Seeds' love letter to the '90s—equal p

THC 18%

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🟣 65% Indica-Dominant Hybrid That Forgot It's Mostly Indica

Headstrong

Headstrong is what happens when breeders try to make an indi

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Certified Couch Magnet

Headway

Headway is Gage Green Genetics’ idea of a gentle nudge towar

THC 22%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Slap

Headwreck

Headwreck by The Bank Genetics is what happens when breeders

THC 20%

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🔀 Schrödinger's Hybrid

Headwreck

Headwreck is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 20-26%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Chaos

Headwrecker

Meet Headwrecker, the sativa that asks 'what if Red Bull was

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Heady Eddy

Heady Eddy is the Switzerland of weed—neutral, pretty, and s

THC 20%

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🌲 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Who Knows, Bro”)

Heady Trees

Heady Trees sounds like a Phish cover band stuck in a dispen

THC 20%

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🍊 Citrus-Fueled Hybrid

Heady Tropper

Heady Tropper is what happens when a Sour Diesel burnout and

THC 22-27%

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🥱 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Healing Dark Dreams

Meet Healing Dark Dreams—the strain that turns your living r

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Healing Fields

The strain that asks, "Why go to therapy when you can just..

THC 18-22%

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🟢 80% Sativa

Healing Hands

Meet Healing Hands, the strain that sounds like a shady back

THC 18%

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🦍 Hybrid Lovechild

Heart Ape Tonight

Happy Bird Seeds basically Frankensteined every cannabis sub

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica (With Identity Issues)

Heart Crinkle

Genetic mutt bred by Scj Grows that somehow crammed ruderali

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Heart O The City

This Spittinglion Genetics creation is what happens when bre

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Heart of Darkness

SnowHigh Seeds’ Heart of Darkness is the espresso shot your

THC 18-22%

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🌓 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Heart of Darkness

Sterquiliniis Seed Supply’s Heart of Darkness is the genetic

THC 18%