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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Heart of Gas

Heart of Gas is what happens when Massachusetts breeders dec

THC 20-25%
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☀️ Purebred Sativa

Heart Of Gold

Heart Of Gold is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 20%
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💜 Balanced Hybrid

Heart Shape Cloud

Heart Shape Cloud is what happens when breeders spend 500 tr

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Because Commitment Is Hard)

Heart Shot

Heart Shot is what happens when Massachusetts nerds stop arg

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked & Loaded

Heart Stomper

Heart Stomper sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat fatality,

THC 20-25%
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🔲 Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Split)

Heart Stomper

Heart Stomper sounds like a rejected My Little Pony villain,

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Heart Stomper

Skunk Devil Genetics’ Heart Stomper is the botanical equival

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Heartbeat Kush

Heart still beating? Not for long. This 22% THC knockout fro

THC 22%
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💔 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker is what happens when a botanist has commitment

THC 18-24%
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💔 Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker is the cannabis equivalent of that charming ex

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mysterious Indica

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker is that elusive indie band your friend swears i

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Certified Indica

Heartbreaker F2

An 18% THC indica that promises romance but delivers a Netfl

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (with a side of Ruderalis drama)

Heartless Creature

Meet Heartless Creature—the strain that dresses like a Victo

THC 18%
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🖤 Couch-Lock Commando

Heartless Creature F2

Meet the strain that stole your will to move. Heartless Crea

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Hearty Truffle

Hearty Truffle is the edible equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Heat Wave

Heat Wave is Archive Seed Bank's love letter to every stoner

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Indica Missile

Heatseeker

Heatseeker is the strain equivalent of a missile lock-on to

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Indica

Heaven

This is the strain you smoke when you want to feel like you'

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Heaven

Swiss breeders claim this is Heaven on Earth, which is adora

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Heaven By Helvetic Seeds

Named after the place you probably won't reach unless you're

THC 18-24%
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🌄 Balanced Hybrid

Heaven Mountain

Heaven Mountain is what happens when a Buddhist breeder medi

THC 18-22%
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⛰️ Boutique Couch-Lock Kush

Heaven Mountain

Heaven Mountain is that rare, small-batch indica the weed sn

THC 18-26%
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🟢🔴 55/45 Hybrid

Heaven Mountain Remix

Imagine if a Christmas tree and a fruit salad had a baby, th

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Heaven On Earth

The strain that promises paradise and delivers a very polite

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Aroma-First Hybrid

Heaven Scent

Imagine if a fancy candle shop and a weed plant had a one-ni

THC 15-25%
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🔔 Hybrid (a.k.a. Church Bell for Your Dome)

Heaven's Bells

Heaven’s Bells is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Straight Sativa

Heaven's Fruit

Philosopher Seeds' Heaven's Fruit is the strain equivalent o

THC 18%
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🔮 Full-On Indica

Heaven's Gate

Heaven's Gate is Tropical Seeds' "flagship" indica that does

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Heaven's Gate #39

The Midwest's answer to 'what if a cornfield could get you h

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (CBD-Dominant)

Heaven's Gate CBD

The strain that promises celestial vibes but delivers more '

THC 10%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Sprinkled Hybrid

Heaven's Haze

Flash Seeds Frankensteined ruderalis, indica, and sativa int

THC 18%
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🔵 Sativa

Heavenly Blue by Master Thai

Heavenly Blue is Master Thai’s love letter to anyone who’s e

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Blue

Heavenly Blue Kush

Despite the name, this isn't some gentle cherub of a strain—

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Heavenly by Master Thai

Master Thai’s self-proclaimed "gift from the gods" is really

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Lane

Heavenly Fruit

Imagine someone blended a berry smoothie with your grandma’s

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (a.k.a. Your Wi-Fi Password's Worst Enemy)

Heavenly Love

Love Genetics basically bottled sunshine and ADHD. At 18% TH

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Heavenly OG

Heavenly OG is the strain your yoga instructor secretly smok

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Heavenly Querkle

Amadeus Genetics took ‘nap time’ and turned it into a flower

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Heavenly Sativa

Heavenly Sativa is what happens when MassMedicalStrains trie

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Heaviest Indicas

These are the strains that don’t just sit you down—they assi

THC 20-30%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Heavy Berry

Heavy Berry is what happens when breeders ask, "How do we ma

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Heavy Blue Cheese By Us Skunkx

Imagine eating a wheel of blue cheese while getting hug-tack

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Heavy Breather

Heavy Breather is what happens when botanists with God compl

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Heavy Bud

Heavy Bud is the strain that asks, "Remember gravity?" befor

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Heavy Bud

Heavy Bud is the strain you smoke when you want to become fu

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Heavy Chemdog

Like a baguette soaked in gasoline and optimism, Heavy Chemd

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Heavy Cream

Heavy Cream is the cannabis equivalent of eating frosting st

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid (but punches like a freight train)

Heavy D

Heavy D is the cannabis equivalent of that sketchy street ta

THC 15-25%

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