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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Head Case

Meet Head Case—the strain that turns your brain into a brows

THC 20-24%
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🟡 Straight Sativa

Head Case by Clip Clap

Meet Head Case, the sativa that convinced a PhD student they

THC 18%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Classic

Head Cheese

Head Cheese sounds like something your deli sneaks into sand

THC 7%
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🟣 Indica (The Couch Whisperer)

Head Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar and a diesel jerrycan had

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Cheese × Headband)

Head Cheese #4

The lovechild of UK Cheese and Headband that smells like som

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Funkadelic Hybrid

Head Cheese Las Vegas

Meet Head Cheese, the strain that smells like someone melted

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Head Cheeze

Imagine someone left a wheel of aged cheddar in a gym bag wi

THC 7–24.7%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Head Cracker

Head Cracker is the strain equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 15-25%
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🧠 7% THC Micro-Dose Hybrid

Head Doctor

At 7% THC, Head Doctor is the strain for people who want to

THC 7%
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🟣 Indica (But Really a Hybrid in Denial)

Head Dog

Head Dog is what happens when Oregon breeders let Headband a

THC 30%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Head Dr

Head Dr is what happens when breeders decide your brain need

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Specialist

Head Hunter

Tiki Madman's Head Hunter is the botanical equivalent of a t

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Head Mount

Head Mount is basically a Red Bull mixed with a pine tree th

THC 15-25%
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🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Head Punch

Head Punch sounds like a Mortal Kombat finisher, and honestl

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Head Ringer

Imagine your thoughts got jump-scared by a citrus-scented ni

THC 18-20%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Head Rush

Head Rush is Karma Genetics' polite way of saying "hold onto

THC 15-25%
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⬛ Indica (That Thinks It's a Sativa)

Head Rush

Head Rush is The Bank Genetics’ practical joke: an indica th

THC 30-40%
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⚡ Sativa

Head Scratcher

Head Scratcher is the sativa that turns your brain into a br

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Head Smog

Katsu Seeds’ Head Smog is the strain equivalent of clearing

THC 18%
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🔵 Functional Hybrid

Head Space

Head Space is the strain for when you want to feel like your

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Head Stash Auto

Big Head Seeds’ pocket-rocket auto that turns 8-9 weeks into

THC 16%
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🔵 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Head Stomper

Head Stomper is the strain that asks 'what if we weaponized

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Head Trip

Head Trip is Bodhi Seeds’ love letter to every time you forg

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headband

Headband is the cannabis equivalent of wearing a snapback tw

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headband

Meet Headband—the strain that literally squeezes your dome l

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Headband

Meet Headband—the strain that literally squeezes your dome l

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Headband

Headband is what happens when OG Kush and Sour Diesel have a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headband

Meet the strain that feels like wearing a tiny, stoned bicyc

THC 18%
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🟢 Autoflowering Hybrid

Headband Auto by Heisenbeans Genetics

Headband Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burr

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Headband Bx

Headband Bx is the strain equivalent of that one friend who

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Headband by Dr. Greenthumb

The strain that feels like you're wearing a literal headband

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Headband by Reserva Privada

Meet Headband, the strain that literally hugs your skull lik

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cake

Headband Cake

Named after the fashionable head squeeze you'll feel 20 minu

THC 20%
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🟢 Balanced CBD Hybrid

Headband CBD

The strain that made your forehead feel like it was wearing

THC 3-10%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Headband CBD

The strain that once felt like wearing a shrink-wrapped moto

THC 10%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Headband Cookies

Meet the strain that literally squeezes your head like a str

THC 25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Headband Cookies

Imagine if OG Kush and a Thin Mint had a baby who grew up to

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid With a Headlock

Headband Cookies

The love child of a diesel-powered migraine and a bakery sug

THC 30%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Fire

Headband Haze

Headband Haze is what happens when OG Kush and Sour Diesel h

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa That Thinks It's a Headache

Headband Haze

The lovechild of OG Kush, Sour Diesel, and classic Haze that

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Auto-Indica Couch-Lock Express

Headband Kiwi Automatic

Imagine if a kiwi fruit and a yoga instructor had a baby tha

THC 18%
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🟣 OG-Heavy Indica

Headband Kosher Dog

Grandma’s Genetics took Headband, Kosher Dog, and the family

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Classic

Headband Larry

Meet Headband Larry—the strain that puts the "head" in "head

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid (OG Diesel Love-Child)

Headband Larry

Headband Larry is what happens when Headband and Larry OG sw

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Headband X Afghani

Imagine if Sour Diesel and a cozy Afghan blanket had a baby,

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Headband X C99

Headband X C99 is what happens when OG nerds lock themselves

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Headband X C99

Meet the strain that cross-bred a couch-lock legend with a c

THC 20%
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🍯 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Headband X Caramel

Imagine if a Werther's Original put you in a gentle chokehol

THC 25%

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