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🥧 Hybrid (Dessert-Grade)

Amy's Apple Pie

If your grandma's apple pie could get you baked, this would

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pocket-Sized Indica

Anaconda Auto

Meet the strain that proves good things come in small, fast

THC 16-20%
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⚫ Pure Indica Auto

Anaconda Auto

Meet the lazy grower's dream: Anaconda Auto finishes before

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Hybrid That’ll Overthink Your Couch

Analysis Paralysis

Named after the exact mental state it induces, Analysis Para

THC 24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Analysis Paralysis

The strain that turns your to-do list into existential dread

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sleep Grenade

Ananas Funk

Imagine a pineapple that went to a skunk frat party, blacked

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Ananas Funk

Ananas Funk is what happens when a pineapple and a Christmas

THC 24%
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🍍 Balanced Hybrid

Ananaz

Ananaz is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date who says

THC 15-30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Ananaz

Ananaz is what happens when breeders decide "balanced" means

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Anand Sagar

Meet Anand Sagar, the strain that turns your living room int

THC 10-18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Anand Sagar

Meet Anand Sagar, the strain that translated its name to 'Oc

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ananda

Ananda is the Spanish indica that pronounces “Netflix and ch

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Ancient Chill-Inducing Indica

Ananda

Named after the Sanskrit word for "internal bliss," Ananda d

THC 15-25%
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🌪️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid That Punches Back

Anaphylaxis

Named after a life-threatening immune reaction because appar

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Anarchist Cookbook

Named after the book your edgy roommate quoted but never rea

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Chaos-Engineered Hybrid

Anarchist Cookbook by Rebel Grown

Meet the strain that sounds like it should come with a gover

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Autoflower Hybrid

Anastasia 99 Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Anastasi

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Speed-Dating Auto Hybrid

Anastasia 99 Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 18-22%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Ancient Aliens

Heart & Soil’s Ancient Aliens is the strain for people who w

THC 18-26%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Ancient Aliens

This balanced hybrid from Heart & Soil Seeds is what happens

THC 19-23%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Ancient Apple

Ancient Apple is the strain equivalent of finding a 200-year

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pre-Internet Indica

Ancient Lights

Ancient Lights is what happens when breeders get nostalgic f

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Ancient OG

Ancient OG is what happens when a Persian hash plant and Bod

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ancient OG

Meet Ancient OG—the strain that makes your couch feel like a

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ancient OG F3

Ancient OG F3 is the strain equivalent of a 40-year-old who

THC 18%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid (F3 = Third-Gen Inbred)

Ancient OG F3 by Copa Genetics

Copa Genetics took an already-chill OG line and inbred it th

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ancient OG F5

Motherlode Seeds took a dusty landrace relic, inbred it five

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Old-School Couchlock

Ancient OG F5

Ancient OG F5 is what happens when breeders time-travel back

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Ancient OG Project

Motherlode Seeds took classic OG, aged it like a fine wine,

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Certified Couch Fossil

Ancient OG Project

This isn’t your grandpa’s OG—it’s your grandpa’s OG after a

THC 24%
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⚫ Pure Couchlock Indica

Ancient Ones

Mad Shark Genetix resurrected your great-great-great-grandpa

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Prehistoric Couch Glue

Ancient Ones

Meet Ancient Ones, the strain that makes you feel like you'v

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Ancient Orange

Ancient Orange is what happens when Motherlode Seeds time-tr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Despite What Marketing Says)

Ancient Orange

Ancient Orange sounds like a lost relic from your grandma's

THC 20%
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🍍 Hybrid

Ancient Pineapple

Copa Genetics’ Ancient Pineapple is the strain equivalent of

THC 18-24%
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🍍 Sativa

Ancient Pineapple

Copa Genetics basically shoved a luau into a nug. Ancient Pi

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Old-School Couch Glue

Ancient Whisper

Ancient Whisper is the strain equivalent of finding a dusty

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Ancient Whisper

Ancient Whisper is the cannabis equivalent of a bedtime stor

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Andalusia Dream

Andalusia Dream is the strain that whispers 'siesta' in your

THC 18%
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🍃 Hybrid Dessert

Andez Mint Cookies

Imagine if a Thin Mint cookie and a Kush plant had a one-nig

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Andez Mint Cookies

Andez Mint Cookies is what happens when NBG Seed Co. decides

THC 18-23%
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🥭 Sativa-Heritage Endurance Test

Andhra Bhang

Ace Seeds basically bottled an Indian monsoon in seed form:

THC 15-25%
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🥥 Tropical Sativa Landrace

Andhra Bhang

Meet Andhra Bhang: the strain that turns your grow tent into

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Andhra Bhang

Meet Andhra Bhang, the strain that makes you feel like you j

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Switzerland of Weed)

Androide #18

Androide #18 is what happens when a breeder gets to plant #1

THC 15-25%
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🤖 Balanced Hybrid

Androide #18

Meet the strain so meticulously engineered it probably has a

THC 18%
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🌌 Cosmic Hybrid

Andromeda

Alien Genetics’ Andromeda is the boutique hybrid that’s hard

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Andromeda

Named after a galaxy 2.5 million light-years away, Andromeda

THC 15-25%

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