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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (with commitment issues)

Andromeda

Named after a galaxy 2.5 million light-years away because ap

THC 18-26%
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🚀 Couch-Locked Cosmic Cargo

Andromeda

Named after a galaxy 2.5 million light-years away because th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Cookies-Flavored Hand Grenade

Anesia Scout Cookies

Anesia Seeds took the beloved Girl Scout Cookies and strappe

THC 15-25%
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🍪 Hybrid

Anesia Scout Cookies

Imagine if Thin Mints and OG Kush had a baby who grew up to

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Anesthesia

Breeders Choice basically weaponized the snooze button. Anes

THC 15-25%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Anesthesia

Pyramid Seeds’ Anesthesia is the cannabis equivalent of bein

THC 16-21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Anesthesia

Meet Anesthesia—the strain that turns your living room into

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite™

Anesthesia CBD

Meet the strain that gives you a medical-grade hug without t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couch Burrito

Anesthesia CBD

Meet Anesthesia CBD: the strain that turns your nervous syst

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Anesthesia X Runtz

Pyramid Seeds basically took your dentist’s knockout juice a

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Angel A98

Angel A98 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica

Angel Berries

Angel Berries is the strain your hippie aunt swears was bred

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Angel Berries

Imagine a choir of angels force-feeding you berry-flavored t

THC 25%
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😇 Indica

Angel Breath

Angel Breath is what happens when 808 Genetics asks “what if

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Narcotic OG Dessert

Angel Breath By 808 Genetics

Angel Breath is what happens when a Hell’s Angel OG and Mend

THC 15-25%
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😇 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Salvation)

Angel BX

Angel BX is the strain that answers the age-old question: 'W

THC 21%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Angel Bx 2

Meet Angel Bx 2—Boneyard Seeds’ second backcross so dialed-i

THC 26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Dessert)

Angel Cake

RedEyed Genetics' Angel Cake is the strain equivalent of bit

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Angel Cake

Meet Angel Cake, the strain that tastes like your grandma’s

THC 18%
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🍰 Hybrid That Ate the Whole Bakery

Angel Cake

Angel Cake is what happens when a pastry chef gets into gene

THC 18-25%
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🔵 OG-Adjacent Indica

Angel City

Angel City is what happens when Los Angeles names weed after

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mysterious Indica

Angel Dust

Angel Dust is the strain your paranoid uncle swears is “gove

THC 16-24%
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😇 92% Indica-Dominant Couchlock

Angel Dust

Angel Dust is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
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🔥 Boutique Hybrid

Angel Fire

Angel Fire is Aficionado Seed Bank's "proprietary" hybrid—tr

THC 26%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Angel Fire

Angel Fire is Aficionado Seed Bank’s attempt to mash indica

THC 20-24%
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🍍 Mostly-Sativa Daytripper

Angel Heart

Angel Heart is Mr Nice’s apology letter to everyone who ever

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Angel Heart

Meet Angel Heart, the strain that puts wings on your back an

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Angel Meat

Angel Meat sounds like either a biblical protein shake or a

THC 18-22%
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🪶 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Divine Protein)

Angel Meat

Angel Meat: the only strain that sounds like a death-metal v

THC 15-22%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Numerology

Angel Numbers 1111

The universe finally got high and named a strain after its f

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Fortune Cookie

Angel Numbers 1111

Angel Numbers 1111 is York Genetics’ crystal-covered love le

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Angel Pussy

Angel Pussy sounds like something you’d whisper to TSA and i

THC 15-25%
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🤍 Sativa

Angel Pussy

Angel Pussy looks pure but parties like it skipped confessio

THC 18%
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🪽 Sativa

Angel Wings

Angel Wings is the strain equivalent of a soft-focus Instagr

THC 19-23%
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☁️ Pure Sativa

Angel's Breathe

Angel's Breathe is the strain your yoga instructor swears by

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Angel's Breathe

Angel's Breathe is the strain equivalent of chugging three e

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Old-School Couch-Lock Indica

Angel's Flight

Angel's Flight is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20%
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💤 Couch-Locked Indica

Angel's Flight

Master Thai's love letter to your couch, Angel's Flight is t

THC 18-24%
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😇 Indica

Angel's Rest

Angel’s Rest is what happens when Super Boof’s sugar-rush cr

THC 28%
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😇 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Angel's Rest

A 20% THC knockout punch from Offensive Genetix that literal

THC 20%
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🌅 Balanced Hybrid

Angel's Sunset

Angel's Sunset is Boneyard Seeds’ love letter to anyone who

THC 15-25%
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💤 NorCal Couch-Lock Express

Angela's Delight

Named after the angel who apparently fell asleep on the job,

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Angela's Delight

Meet Angela’s Delight, the strain that hugs you like your au

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Sativa (With Commitment Issues)

Angeles Haze

Angeles Haze is what happens when a classic Haze goes to the

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Angeles Haze by Swordzman

Angeles Haze is what happens when a Haze decides to get a re

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Angelfuck

Angelfuck is what happens when a boutique breeder names a st

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Angelfuck

Angelfuck sounds like a My Chemical Romance B-side but hits

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Angelic Poop

Smells like a bakery caught fire inside a skunk's armpit. An

THC 15-25%

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