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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Animal Cookie Kush CBD

Imagine your grandma’s cookies got a PhD in chill. This 10-1

THC 10-12%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookies

Animal Cookies

Meet the strain that made everyone in 2016 think they were p

THC 30%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Cookies

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners cooki

THC 20-20%

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🍪 Hybrid (Cookie Monster Approved)

Animal Cookies

The strain that answers "what if a Girl Scout got a PhD in b

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Animal Cookies Automatic

Zamnesia’s Animal Cookies Automatic is the marijuana equival

THC 15-25%

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🥛 Sativa-Leaning Cookie Monster

Animal Cookies Bx2

Seed Junky took Animal Cookies, back-crossed it twice like a

THC 20%

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🟢 Mostly Sativa

Animal Cookies Bx2

Seed Junky Genetics basically hit copy-paste on Animal Cooki

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Glue Indica

Animal Cookies by B.C. Bud Depot

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies and Fire OG had a baby, then sent

THC 22-31%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Looks Miserable, Feels Marvelous)

Animal Cookies by Philosopher Seeds

Imagine a cookie jar raided by a stoned raccoon—sweet, earth

THC 22-26%

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🟣 CBD Couch Slouch

Animal Cookies CBD

Remember the 28% THC Animal Cookies that turned you into a d

THC 6%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Cookies Kush Mints

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies and Bubba Kush had a baby, then f

THC 18-26%

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🍪 Hybrid

Animal Cookies V2

MarshOnGenetics took the original Animal Cookies, gave it a

THC 30%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Animal Cookies V2

The strain that spent more time in R&D than your iPhone, Ani

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cookies

Animal Cookies x Black Domina

Imagine your grandma’s fresh-baked cookies got body-slammed

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Cookies X Black Domina

Meet the strain that turns your spine into Jell-O and your t

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Animal Cookies x Bubba Kush

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies had a one-night stand with Bubba

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Animal Cookies x Bubba Kush

Meet the strain that convinced Mother Nature to take a nap:

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Cookies X Do Si Dos

This strain is what happens when two cookie monsters mate in

THC 22%

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⬛ Couch-Lock Coma Kush

Animal Cookies x Do-Si-Dos

Ripper Seeds took two cookie legends, slammed them together,

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Animal Cookies X Grape Soda Skunk F8

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got blackout drunk on grape Faygo

THC 20-28%

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🟣 40/60 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Animal Cookies x Grape Soda Skunk F8

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a flat grape Fanta had a

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Animal Cookies X Kush Mints

Imagine dunking a Girl Scout cookie in liquid Kush and then

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Cookies x Kush Mints #11

Imagine Thin Mints got blackout drunk at a gas station and h

THC 20-24%

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🍪🍋 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Animal Cookies x Larry OG

This Tramuntana Seeds mash-up is what happens when a sugar-c

THC 15-25%

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🤝 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Cookies x Larry OG

This Frankenstein’s monster of modern weed genetics took OG

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Cookies x OG Badazz

Imagine if a bakery and a diesel truck had a baby, and that

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Animal Cookies x Purple Punch

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got blackout drunk on Welch’s and

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Animal Cookies X Purple Punch

The bastard lovechild of dessert and knockout gas, this Ripp

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Animal Cookies X Zombie Kush

Ripper Seeds basically Frankensteined a Girl Scout who got b

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Animal Cookies x Zombie Kush

Imagine Girl Scout cookies and actual zombies had a baby—the

THC 20%

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🐒 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Animal Crackers

Animal Crackers is what happens when Cookies and The White h

THC 26-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Animal Crackers

Imagine if your childhood snack grew up, started lifting wei

THC 22-28%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant (Don't @ Me, It's True)

Animal Face

Meet Animal Face, the strain that looks you in the eye and s

THC 22-28%

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🦍 Sativa-Dominant

Animal Face

Meet Animal Face, the sativa that looks like it mugged a Chr

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch’s Best Friend)

Animal Face Mints

Imagine Thin Mints got blackout drunk on OG gas and woke up

THC 10-20%

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🤯 Premium Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Animal Face Mints

Imagine your high got minty-fresh confidence and decided to

THC 18%

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🐵🌿 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Animal Face X Kush Mints

Imagine if Cookie Monster got into your engine bay and then

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Face X Kush Mints #11

Imagine Thin Mints got blackout drunk on OG kush and birthed

THC 23%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Animal Farm

Animal Farm is the strain for people who think every other w

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Revolutionary Hybrid

Animal Farm

All animals are stoned, but some animals are more stoned tha

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Animal Funk

Animal Funk is the strain that proves evolution skipped deod

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica Dominant

Animal Gas

Animal Gas sounds like a rejected Pixar sequel but hits like

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Pure Indica Nap

Animal Gas

Animal Gas is Seed Junky Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 25-30%

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🟢 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Gas CBD

Imagine if your mechanic hot-boxed a pine forest and then ha

THC 5-9%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Animal Gelato

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie that went to the gym, got a purp

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Animal Gelato

Meet Animal Gelato, the strain that took "Netflix and chill"

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Animal House

The strain your dispensary calls "exclusive" because they re

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Slushie)

Animal Icee

Imagine a blue-raspberry Slurpee that grew up, got a gym mem

THC 15-25%