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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Animal Jam

Animal Jam is Moscaseeds' attempt to turn your childhood sna

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Animal Killer

Meet Animal Killer—the strain that sounds like it escaped fr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Animal Killer

Named like a metal band but hits like a weighted blanket soa

THC 15-25%
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🎪 Hybrid Circus

Animal Land

Animal Land is what happens when Animal Cookies and Candylan

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookies

Animal Larry

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got blackout drunk on OG fuel and

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Liberation Front

ALF is basically a militant cookie that wants to occupy your

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commandos

Animal Liberation Front

Named like a PETA splinter cell but hits like a tranquilizer

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Animal Mint Cake

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie and a wedding cake had a baby, t

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Animal Mint Cake

Imagine Girl Scouts moonlighting as pastry chefs after a thr

THC 20%
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🔵 Dessert-Heavy Indica

Animal Mint Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Thin Mints graduated from selling cookies

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Cookie Monster

Animal Mints

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a diesel truck had a love child

THC 19%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Mints

Animal Mints is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Bub

THC 25-33%
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🟣 Couch-Shackling Indica

Animal Mints

Seed Junky Genetics basically weaponized Girl Scout cookies

THC 25-32%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Animal Mints Automatic

Zamnesia took the couch-crushing Animal Mints and slapped a

THC 18%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Couch-Lock

Animal Mints Automatic

Zamnesia’s minty speed-run indica that flowers before you ca

THC 18-22%
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🥽 Lab-Crafted Hybrid

Animal Mints Bx1

Imagine Thin Mints got blackout drunk on gasoline and decide

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Mints Bx1

Seed Junky Genetics basically took Animal Mints, hit copy-pa

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Mints X Secret OG

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—Animal Mi

THC 18-23%
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🔶 Cookie-Monster Hybrid

Animal Mintz

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got blackout drunk with a skunk i

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Mintz

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a weed strain with a grizzly bear—A

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Grade Indica

Animal Mintz Cake

Imagine Girl Scout cookies and wedding cake had a rebellious

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Mintz x White Lightning

Imagine Thin Mints got blackout drunk at a camping trip and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Orgy

Animal Orgy sounds like something you'd find on Pornhub, but

THC 15-25%
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🟣 87% Indica

Animal Orgy

Animal Orgy is what happens when breeders name a strain afte

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa That Forgot It Was Sativa

Animal Pie

Animal Pie is what happens when a breeder binge-watches Grea

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Animal Pie

Animal Pie is the strain equivalent of sneaking a third slic

THC 26%
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🥧 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Pie

Imagine the love-child of a pastry chef and a zookeeper: 15%

THC 15%
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🍰 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Animal Punch

Imagine a bakery fight between a feral cookie monster and a

THC 22%
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🍪 Hybrid (Cookie-Mint Chaos)

Animal Rescue

Animal Rescue is Wyeast Farms' guilt-free way to adopt a new

THC 22-28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Bag

Animal Rescue

Animal Rescue is the strain that'll have you adopting the fe

THC 18%
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🍭 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Animal Runtz

Imagine if a gas station bakery and a candy factory had a on

THC 20-25%
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🍧 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Animal Sherbert

Seed Junky Genetics’ Animal Sherbert is basically what happe

THC 28-32%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animal Sherbert

This 53/47 indica-leaning hybrid is basically if a creamy or

THC 18%
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🍦 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Animal Sorbet

Seed Junky Genetics took a bowl of ice cream, pumped it full

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Animal Sorbet

Seed Junky Genetics basically made a weed ice cream sundae.

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (with a minty identity crisis)

Animal Sorbet Kush Mints

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got jumped by a candy cane and wo

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid with a Couch-Lock Side Hustle

Animal Star Cookies

Imagine if Girl Scout Cookies and a leaky fuel tank had a lo

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Animal Star Cookies

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie got lost at a rave, did shots

THC 25%
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🟣 OG-leaning Hybrid

Animal Style

Animal Style is what happens when OG Kush and Animal Mints h

THC 23-29%
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🟢⚪ Hybrid with commitment issues

Animal Tree

Imagine Lemon Tree and Animal Mints had a baby after a Vegas

THC 24-30%
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🐒 Hybrid (Tree Hugger Edition)

Animal Tree

Seed Junky Genetics basically Frankensteined a strain that l

THC 18%
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🌊 Hybrid Tsunami

Animal Tsunami

Jungle Boys’ Animal Tsunami is the strain equivalent of a so

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Animal Tsunami

Animal Tsunami is the strain equivalent of canceling all you

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Tsunami

Animal Tsunami

Animal Tsunami is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18-22%
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🦘 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Animal Walker

Imagine if Thin Mints got drunk on diesel and decided to pow

THC 20-25%
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🟡 Pure-Bred Zoomer Sativa

Animal Walker

Meet Animal Walker: the strain that turns your couch into a

THC 18%
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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Animal Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka adopted a Rottweiler and taught it to ba

THC 18-28%
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🦓 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Animal Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka breeding a jungle cat in a grow tent. An

THC 18-25%

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