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🔴 Sativa (a.k.a. 13-week cardio)

Antenna Colombian Purple Haze

Meet the strain that rewards your lack of patience with the

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Antenna Colombian Purple Haze

The strain that convinced your dad he could totally play Hen

THC 10-15%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Antenna Cripbubble

Antenna Cripbubble is the strain equivalent of that one frie

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Antenna Cripbubble

Imagine if a mad scientist spent half a decade breeding bubb

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Frankenstein

Antenna Gorilla Dragon OG Haze

Imagine if a caffeinated dragon huffed Gorilla Glue in a pin

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Antenna Gorilla Dragon OG Haze

A name so extra it sounds like a rejected Pokémon, this 22%

THC 22%
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⚡ Sativa Dominant

Antenna Gorilla Haze

Picture a silverback gorilla who just discovered espresso an

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Lightning Bolt

Antenna Gorilla Haze

This strain is basically a Red Bull wearing a gorilla suit.

THC 18%
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🔵 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Antenna Gorilla Haze 2

The sequel nobody asked for but everybody’s smoking—Antenna

THC 21-25%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Antenna Grape Lazerlite

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher and a laser pointer had a b

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Antenna Grape Lazerlite

Antenna Grape Lazerlite sounds like a rejected Star Trek wea

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Sativa Overthinker's Delight

Antenna Headgames

Antenna Headgames is what happens when a boutique breeder as

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Antenna Headgames

Meet Antenna Headgames, the sativa that hijacks your frontal

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Antenna Headgames 2

The sequel literally nobody asked for but every sativa snob

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Brain-Bender Hybrid

Antenna Headgames 3

The strain that answers the age-old question: “What if I cou

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Featherweight Sativa

Antenna Lavender Haze

Meet the strain that proves you don’t need to get punched in

THC 5%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Antenna Lavender Haze

Imagine if a gas station air freshener went to grad school—d

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

Antenna Lazerlite

Antenna Lazerlite is what happens when breeders stop naming

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Antenna Lazerlite

Antenna Lazerlite is what happens when breeders stop naming

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Sativa on Steroids

Antenna Purple Colombian Gorilla Haze

Imagine a Colombian passport stamped "Haze" riding a silverb

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Sativa on Steroids

Antenna Purple Colombian Gorilla Haze

Imagine your brain doing salsa while your body stays stapled

THC 26%
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🌀 Franken-Hybrid

Antenna Sour Gorilla Bubble Haze

The strain name reads like a Mad-Lib your high friend filled

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Antenna Sour Gorilla Bubble Haze

Imagine Sour Patch Kids and Bubble Tape got drunk at a scien

THC 18%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Antenna Super Colombian Purple Haze

The strain that asks, “Do you have 13 weeks and zero chill?”

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Sativa Energy Missile

Antenna Super Colombian Purple Haze

This is what happens when Colombian landraces and Purple Haz

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Antenna Super Purple Colombian AC Haze

This strain sounds like a CIA operation from the 70s and smo

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Antenna Super Purple Colombian AC Haze

Meet the strain with a name longer than your last situations

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Antenna White Haze

Meet the strain that’s basically espresso wearing a hazmat s

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Antenna White Haze

Meet the strain that makes your Wi-Fi jealous—Antenna White

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple People-Eater Indica

Anthocyanide

Anthocyanide is what happens when a breeder asks, "How do we

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Deep-Purple Couch Magnet

Anthocyanide

The strain that proves purple drank had a baby with a lava l

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Anthomancer

Anthomancer is what happens when breeders decide your weed s

THC 18-26%
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🌌 Boutique Space-Weed

Anti Matter

Anti Matter is SnowHigh Seeds’ attempt to make quantum physi

THC 25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Anti-Matter

Anti-Matter by SnowHigh Seeds is the strain that proves oppo

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Antifreeze

Antifreeze is what happens when a Humboldt breeder decides m

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Antifreeze

Named after the stuff that keeps your car from becoming a dr

THC 18%
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🍰 Hybrid

Antoinette Cakez

Antoinette Cakez is the strain that shows up to the sesh in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Antoinette Cakez

Antoinette Cakez is the Marie Antoinette of weed—bougie, bea

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Ambassador

Anu

Named after the Mesopotamian god of sky and authority, Anu b

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Anu

Meet Anu—the strain that turns your living room into a black

THC 22-25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Anubis

Anubis by No Mercy Supply is the cannabis equivalent of that

THC 15-18%
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⚖️ Indica-leaning Chonker

Anubis

Meet Anubis, the strain that proves you don’t need 30% THC t

THC 15-18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Anubis

Anubis is the strain that answers the eternal question: 'Wha

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Couch-Lock

Anubis X Sunset Sherbet

Pyramid Seeds basically Frankensteined a candy store with a

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Auto Hybrid

Anvil

Anvil is Mandalorian Genetics’ middle finger to the "autos a

THC 22%
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🔨 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Anvil

Anvil is the autoflower that hits like a cartoon anvil to th

THC 15-25%
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🔨 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Anvil

Anvil is what happens when a breeder asks, “What if we mixed

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Aoki's Walk

Aoki's Walk is Prolific Coast Seeds’ answer to the question

THC 20%

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