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🟢 Purebred Sativa

Aoki's Walk

Named after what we assume is a very specific walk Steve Aok

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Aoraki

Aoraki is the strain that makes you cancel plans you never h

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Aoraki 13

Bald Man Lala basically bottled Mount Cook and sold it to pe

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Apac Kahuna By Hyp3rids

Meet Apac Kahuna, the sativa that makes coffee look like cha

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica

Ape Berry

Ape Berry is the indica that looks like it raided Willy Wonk

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ape Berry

Ape Berry is what happens when Grape Ape gets drunk on berry

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Ape Cookies

Imagine if Grape Ape and Girl Scout Cookies had a love child

THC 20%
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🦍 Balanced Hybrid

Ape Face

Meet Ape Face—the strain that proves evolution got really we

THC 15-25%
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🦍 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Ape Face

Meet Ape Face, the strain that looks like it shaved with a g

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Ape Pie

Ape Pie is what happens when a gorilla raids a bakery and de

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Ape Pie

Ape Pie is what happens when a classic indica goes full Plan

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Grape

Ape Rove

Ape Rove is the vape pen equivalent of getting grape-juice-w

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ape Tranquilizer

Named like a villainous banana-scented dart, Ape Tranquilize

THC 22-30%
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🐵 Hybrid (aka Gorilla Glue for your soul)

Ape Tranquilizer

Meet Ape Tranquilizer—the strain that evolved from Planet of

THC 18%
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🍇🦍 Purple Gorilla Nap

Ape Venom

Imagine King Kong double-fisting gasoline and Welch's, then

THC 20-26%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Ape Walker

Ape Walker is the strain that asks 'What if Planet of the Ap

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Crash Indica

Ape Walker

Named like a Star Wars character who skipped leg day, Ape Wa

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Indica Couch Magnet

Ape Zkit Auto

Ape Zkit Auto is Dr. Krippling’s pocket-sized wrecking ball—

THC 16-24%
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🦍 Couch-Lock Express

Ape Zkit Auto

Meet the strain that treats 12% THC like it's a goddamn supe

THC 12%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Apejuice

Apejuice is what happens when a boutique breeder decides fru

THC 18-24%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Apejuice

Apejuice is what happens when breeders try to bottle pure "s

THC 18%
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🍊 60/40 Hybrid

Aperol Spritz

Like your favorite summer drink, but with 22% THC and zero h

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Apes

Meet Apes: the strain that got its name from either Grape Ap

THC 24-31%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Apes In Space

Named like a rejected Planet of the Apes sequel, Apes In Spa

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Apes In Space

This Exotic Genetix creation isn't monkeying around—it's the

THC 20%
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🦍 Ruderalis-Infused Polyhybrid

Apeshit

Named after the exact mental state it induces, Apeshit is St

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Mayhem

Apeshit

Named by someone who clearly lost a bet, Apeshit is the stra

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Apex

Meet Apex, the strain that hits 11-12% THC like it's playing

THC 11-12%
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🟢 Functional Hybrid (CBD-Dominant)

Apex CBD

Apex CBD is the strain for people who want to feel better wi

THC 10-18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Apex Dominus

Apex Dominus is the strain equivalent of a German-engineered

THC 19-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Apex Dominus

Meet Apex Dominus, the indica so potent it legally qualifies

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Kush-Flavored Swiss Army Knife)

Apex Kush

Apex Kush is what happens when Colorado breeders ask, “What

THC 17-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apex Kush

Meet Apex Kush—the strain that proves 303 Seeds has a PhD in

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Citrus-Fueled Hybrid

Apex R1

Apex R1 is the strain equivalent of a Red Bull wearing a Guc

THC 20-28%
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🤫 Balanced Hybrid

Apex Secret

Apex Seeds basically ghost-wrote this strain’s family tree a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Apex Secret

Apex Secret is the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu item

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apex Widow

Meet Apex Widow: the strain that promises "balanced effects"

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Apex Widow

Apex Widow is the strain that proves breeders have been play

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Euro-Haze Sativa

Aphasia Haze

Aphasia Haze is the strain that forgot to shut up. Named aft

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Aphasia Haze

Aphasia Haze is the strain that makes you forget your own na

THC 18%
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🌞 Euro Sativa That Forgot Its Passport

Aphrodita

Meet Aphrodita—the Mediterranean overachiever who parties li

THC 15-25%
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🤸 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Aphrodita

Named after the goddess of love, Aphrodita is basically Tind

THC 18%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Aphrodita Automatica

A Mediterranean speed-dating champion that goes from seed to

THC 12-16%
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🔵 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Aphrodita Automatica

This speed-dating champion of the cannabis world goes from s

THC 15%
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💘 Balanced Hybrid

Aphrodite

Named after the goddess of love, Aphrodite is basically Tind

THC 20%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid With Commitment Issues

Aphrodite 2026

Named after the goddess of love but bred by someone called G

THC 20%
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💘 Balanced Hybrid

Aphrodite by Pro Seed

Named after the goddess of love, this enigmatic hybrid from

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Boutique Purple Hybrid

Apocalyptic Purple

Chef's Genetix created this boutique purple hybrid for peopl

THC 15-25%

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