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Aoki's Walk
Named after what we assume is a very specific walk Steve Aok
THC 20%Aoraki
Aoraki is the strain that makes you cancel plans you never h
THC 18%Aoraki 13
Bald Man Lala basically bottled Mount Cook and sold it to pe
THC 15-25%Apac Kahuna By Hyp3rids
Meet Apac Kahuna, the sativa that makes coffee look like cha
THC 22-28%Ape Berry
Ape Berry is the indica that looks like it raided Willy Wonk
THC 15-25%Ape Berry
Ape Berry is what happens when Grape Ape gets drunk on berry
THC 18%Ape Cookies
Imagine if Grape Ape and Girl Scout Cookies had a love child
THC 20%Ape Face
Meet Ape Face—the strain that proves evolution got really we
THC 15-25%Ape Face
Meet Ape Face, the strain that looks like it shaved with a g
THC 18%Ape Pie
Ape Pie is what happens when a gorilla raids a bakery and de
THC 15-25%Ape Pie
Ape Pie is what happens when a classic indica goes full Plan
THC 18%Ape Rove
Ape Rove is the vape pen equivalent of getting grape-juice-w
THC 18-26%Ape Tranquilizer
Named like a villainous banana-scented dart, Ape Tranquilize
THC 22-30%Ape Tranquilizer
Meet Ape Tranquilizer—the strain that evolved from Planet of
THC 18%Ape Venom
Imagine King Kong double-fisting gasoline and Welch's, then
THC 20-26%Ape Walker
Ape Walker is the strain that asks 'What if Planet of the Ap
THC 15-25%Ape Walker
Named like a Star Wars character who skipped leg day, Ape Wa
THC 18%Ape Zkit Auto
Ape Zkit Auto is Dr. Krippling’s pocket-sized wrecking ball—
THC 16-24%Ape Zkit Auto
Meet the strain that treats 12% THC like it's a goddamn supe
THC 12%Apejuice
Apejuice is what happens when a boutique breeder decides fru
THC 18-24%Apejuice
Apejuice is what happens when breeders try to bottle pure "s
THC 18%Aperol Spritz
Like your favorite summer drink, but with 22% THC and zero h
THC 22%Apes
Meet Apes: the strain that got its name from either Grape Ap
THC 24-31%Apes In Space
Named like a rejected Planet of the Apes sequel, Apes In Spa
THC 15-25%Apes In Space
This Exotic Genetix creation isn't monkeying around—it's the
THC 20%Apeshit
Named after the exact mental state it induces, Apeshit is St
THC 15-25%Apeshit
Named by someone who clearly lost a bet, Apeshit is the stra
THC 22-28%Apex
Meet Apex, the strain that hits 11-12% THC like it's playing
THC 11-12%Apex CBD
Apex CBD is the strain for people who want to feel better wi
THC 10-18%Apex Dominus
Apex Dominus is the strain equivalent of a German-engineered
THC 19-24%Apex Dominus
Meet Apex Dominus, the indica so potent it legally qualifies
THC 22-26%Apex Kush
Apex Kush is what happens when Colorado breeders ask, “What
THC 17-24%Apex Kush
Meet Apex Kush—the strain that proves 303 Seeds has a PhD in
THC 18-24%Apex R1
Apex R1 is the strain equivalent of a Red Bull wearing a Guc
THC 20-28%Apex Secret
Apex Seeds basically ghost-wrote this strain’s family tree a
THC 15-25%Apex Secret
Apex Secret is the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu item
THC 18%Apex Widow
Meet Apex Widow: the strain that promises "balanced effects"
THC 18%Apex Widow
Apex Widow is the strain that proves breeders have been play
THC 20-25%Aphasia Haze
Aphasia Haze is the strain that forgot to shut up. Named aft
THC 15-25%Aphasia Haze
Aphasia Haze is the strain that makes you forget your own na
THC 18%Aphrodita
Meet Aphrodita—the Mediterranean overachiever who parties li
THC 15-25%Aphrodita
Named after the goddess of love, Aphrodita is basically Tind
THC 18%Aphrodita Automatica
A Mediterranean speed-dating champion that goes from seed to
THC 12-16%Aphrodita Automatica
This speed-dating champion of the cannabis world goes from s
THC 15%Aphrodite
Named after the goddess of love, Aphrodite is basically Tind
THC 20%Aphrodite 2026
Named after the goddess of love but bred by someone called G
THC 20%Aphrodite by Pro Seed
Named after the goddess of love, this enigmatic hybrid from
THC 20-26%Apocalyptic Purple
Chef's Genetix created this boutique purple hybrid for peopl
THC 15-25%